"Get them away from me." Loki roared popping into the tower main floor, which happen to house all the avengers and there girlfriends.
"Sup lok's" Darcy smiled and waved.
"Hello Darcy, now get them away"Loki commanded.
"Darcie, you can't talk to the villains I fight" Steve whined.
"Why should we do anything for you?" Tony said and then got backhanded by Pepper.
"You once said you protected earths inhabitants? I live here and they. Won't. Leave." Loki said looking seriously desperate.
"Who?" Natasha said giving in.
"I don't know who they are!? They find me wherever I go! They stole my shoe!" Loki whined.
"Why would anyone steal your shoe?" Clint asked.
"I don't know but they screamed when they did." Loki explained.
"Maybe they are angry at you for trying to take control of the world." Bruce said.
"No, they said they were a group called Loki's Minions. I DON'T HAVE MINIONS THEY ARE IMPOSTORS THAT KEEP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!"Loki yelled.
"Should we declare war on them?" Thor asked seriously.
"Yes! That is the first thing you have said that's smart since my 200th birthday when you said I should kill that dumb bitch that took care of us." Loki smiled.
"Yes, that was a good idea, though I do not know how it pertains to the female version of the dog species." Thor said thinking about it.
"Um, guys? Natasha found something." Clint said snickering.
They all huddled around the small lab too Natasha was holding and looked at the screen. On it was a website called and it was a page full of comments. All saying that they would kill for Loki or something strange.
"Wait. He's got fan girls?!" Darcy asked.
"What. Is. That." Loki asked.
"People that love you and want to have your children. They also steal your things so they can worship it on an altar." Tony said sarcastically.
"But I don't want children." Loki said sounding like a child.
"Sir, there seams to be a mob of women demanding access to this floor." Jarvis interrupted.
"Oh All father they found me." Loki said with serious fear in eyes.
"Hide!" Darcy Pepper and Betty cried.
Loki literally jumped behind the couch and as soon as he was hidden the girls flooded into the room. "WHERE IS HE!" The girls chorus cried scaring even Thor.
"Who?" Tony asked smoothly.
"Where is Loki god of Mischief and Sexiness" The obvious leader told the team.
"Um, I don't know, try Asgard." Clint spoke up.
"Nice try we had a Asgardian witch place a spell in the internet so that when ever Loki is around anything that has internet, we would know. Now. Where. Is. HE!"
"Was it Amora?" Loki asked popping up from behind the couch, then he realized he mistake.
"GET HIM!" The leader cried.
The girls raced towards Loki and the team was trampled. Before they could reach him though, Loki yelled "KNEEL!"
The girls fell to one knee.
"Well shit." Clint said.
"Do not speak in the presence of Loki peasant!" A girl cried throwing a knife at Clint.
"Holy Shit!" Clint cried dodging the knife.
"She said don't speak." The leader warned.
"You will all leave until I call for you. Now go!" Loki commanded and the girls left in an orderly fashion.
"That is the scariest thing I have ever seen." Tony said.
"Same"the rest of the people said.