Author's Note: Omagosh! XP I totally spazzed yet again! I forgot to put this link! This, my dear readers, is a link to an anime called Kekkaishi, now, for some of you who've watched this anime, know exactly what I'm about to show you. In this anime, Tanaka Mayumi(the voice actress for Luffy) did the voice for Yukimura Tokiko. There is an episode where the grandfather flashback 50 years to when they were teenagers. In this scene, you get to hear the more feminine side to Mayumi's voice!Okay, link didn't want to work, so I will just tell you what to do. Go to Youtube and type in the search window, Kekkaishi episode 17. The very first one that is part 1/3 for the Eng sub is the one you wamt. It's exactly 5:55 into it. Okay! I know that I usually only say what music to listen to while reading a fic at the end of it, but this time, I'm gonna tell you now. As soon as you get to the third section of this chapter, I seriously suggest you guys listen to Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back! XD Oh my gawd! I had a serious laugh when I thought of this story while listening to that song! XD Anyways, I won't hold you guys up any longer! Enjoy! Review! XD
Genderly Challenged
Chapter 3: Thou Art Sexy … No, Really …
"You're just noticing this …?" Zoro asked as he narrowed his eyes at Nami.
"N-No … Zoro … You … You don't understand quite yet … do you?"
"Eh?" Zoro questioned as he looked over at a pale Usopp.
"Kelp head … think about it … We're … We're …" Sanji started before his throat closed.
Zoro only seemed confused before both Sanji and Usopp pointed downward. Zoro's eyes suddenly widened as he immediately reached down to grab himself, his face losing all color.
"D-Don't do that!" Nami yelled as she ran up and pulled his hand away from his crouch.
"It's my body, damn it!" Zoro screeched hysterically. "B-But … my … my … my junk ain't there!!"
"Bingo, stick girl …"
"Shut up, you noodle headed broad!"
"Guys! Enough!" Nami yelled, but was still shaking from the realization that she now had the 'junk'. She realized now why Luffy'd been in so much shock. He and only he had seen firsthand the predicament that were all in. "We-We will figure this out …"
"How the hell are we supposed to … to …?" Usopp started before he seemed to whimper and slowly sink to the ground. "We will have to … to look and … and touch ourselves … when we … ch-change, b-bathe and … g-go to the bathroom …"
Nami paled, really not wanting to think about that. "This … is an absolute … nightmare …"
"E-Ee …" Robin agreed, also not really having said much at all until then.
"O-i!"
"Eee!" Usopp screeched at the sound of Franky's voice.
Everyone immediately turned in horror as the other three climbed aboard and then froze. Everyone seemed to stare at one another, blinking before Franky finally stepped forward.
"Who are you?"
"It's us, you idiot!" Zoro yelled as he raised a fist at him.
"Haa …" Nami huffed as she drooped completely.
"E-h?! What happened to you guys?!" Chopper exclaimed as his eyes popped out and his jaw dropped.
"Yohohoho! Now we have more beautiful women, which means more panties!"
"Brook … you disgust me …" Nami said as she glared at the skeleton man.
"Some bitch switched our genders!" Zoro yelled, still very muchly angry, and completely ignoring Brook.
"Oi! You should never call a lady a bitch!"
"I don't care what you say! Look at us, stick figure!"
"Stick figure?! I happen to have well developed curves, chicken legs!"
"Ch-Ch …?!"
"Guys, shut up!"
"Whoa …" Chopper exclaimed quietly as he stared at them all. All of their voices sounded so weird to him.
"Let's just get our clothes changed so we can figure out what the hell to do, okay?!" Nami said as she stood up and headed to the men's quarters.
However, she suddenly stopped, turned and then pulled Luffy to his feet by his elbow, who just gasped as his eyes widened. He clutched at the coat, closing it around him further and just allowed himself to be pulled. Nami burst into the men's quarters as the guys followed along behind them. She released Luffy, who stood next to the guys as she went and threw their locker doors open. However, she then frowned at the condition of each locker. The only one that had a semblance of order was Sanji's.
"This is ridiculous … Each locker smells rancid … Sanji has the only decent locker!"
"Ah, thank you, Nami-swan!"
Sighing, Nami then drooped before looking down at the state of her clothes and then blushed in embarrassment. It was only a matter of time before they tore in half from how they strained and hugged her now thick body. She needed to change into something else and get out of the embarrassingly tight clothes.
"Sanji-kun … I'm going to borrow some of yours for now until we can get more from the town …" She said as she reached in and removed a long sleeve shirt and pants.
"Of course, Nami-swan!"
"Now let's …" She started before sighing. "Let's go see what you guys can wear from my clothes …" She said as she made her way out and up to the women's quarters, everyone behind her.
Climbing the stairs she then turned and then entered her room before walking up to her closet. The guys filed in, but remained at the door as they watched her walk up and throw open her closet door. "Mm … I have a few outfits that I don't really wear anymore that you guys can use …" She said quietly as she began to remove certain outfits and then threw them onto the bed. "But if you damage them … you will owe me …" She said as she glared at them.
The guys frowned, but then tentatively made their way over to the bed. Zoro groaned when he lifted up a blouse as his expression showed his pain. Luffy clutched the coat tighter, really not wanting to put on any of those clothes.
"Hmm …" Usopp hummed as he lifted up a shirt.
He was actually kind of glad that his bust was not nearly as ample as the other guys. As a matter of fact, he was quite flat-chested. Looking at the others now, he blanched and was doubly thankful that he was not as busty. Sanji reached down and lifted up a pair of dark, navy blue pants and then tilted his head with one side of his lips in a frown.
Sighing, Nami hugged Sanji's clothes to her. "Come on guys! Just choose an outfit and go put them on! Here … I have some shoes you can wear as well …" She said as she turned, grabbed a few pairs of shoes and then dropped them onto the bed as well. "Look, I made it easy and made sure all the bottoms where some form of pants …"
"Ah, no panties?"
Scowling, Nami turned to Brook. "Like hell would I ever let them wear my underwear!"
Sighing, Luffy finally just grabbed a top and bottom with a pair of shoes before leaving to go to the men's quarters to change. Frowning, the others did the same and left. Putting away the rest of her clothes, Nami then threw the men's clothes on the bed, just as Robin came in with a change of clothes that she had also borrowed from Sanji. The older woman wore a deep and worried frown as she approached the bed. Setting them down, both women then proceeded to stare down at the clothes.
"This is … the worst possible thing that has ever happened …" Nami muttered.
"Ee …" Robin agreed before she then began to remove her blouse.
Groaning softly, Nami then did the same. Once her tank top was off, she stared down at her now flatter chest and slightly rippled abs. Frowning deeper, she reached up to run her hand across one of her pecs.
"This is just so weird … God, I do not want to … to …" She thought before looking down further.
"Ee …" Robin agreed again as she pulled on the long sleeve button up shirt and began to button it.
Doing the same, Nami pulled on the shirt she'd borrowed and buttoned it up before removing the skirt she'd been wearing. "At least, the shirt blocks … the view from below."
Nodding, Robin also removed her skirt before slipping on the pants and buckling the belt. After both were dressed, they looked at themselves in the mirror. "Look at us Robin …Even my hair is a little shorter … It barely passes my chin …" Robin did just that, a deep frown on her face. Her hair had also shortened. "I could cry, but for some reason, I can't seem to do it …"
xxxx
Down below, the girls, formerly known as the boys, were now staring down at the outfits they had laid out on Luffy's bunk.
"This is fucking ridiculous …"
"Don't use that kinda language, willow …"
"Don't tell me what to do, noodle …"
Both had absolutely no enthusiasm behind their fight, both just not looking forward to having to put these clothes on. Luffy frowned before taking the initiative. Lifting up the top he'd chosen, he then shrugged off the coat he'd been using to cover his body.
"Gaa!"
"Huk!"
"Shit!"
Lips turning into a thin line, Luffy quickly pulled the shirt over his head before peeking at them over the neckline of the shirt with furrowed brows. All three had clapped their hands over their noses and turned away.
"That's just fuckin' weird!"
"P-P-Please don't do that again!"
"Son of a …"
Pulling the shirt all the way down, Luffy then grabbed the Capri pants and put them on. "I'm done …" He said quietly before grabbing the shoes and turning away.
"I-I'll go next …" Sanji said as he turned, before hesitantly removing his clothes. "Holy … shit …" He groaned before quickly throwing on a half long sleeved, button up and the dark blue pants. "Okay, done!" He exclaimed before grabbing his shoes and joining Luffy with his back to them.
Usopp finally turned and very quickly changed before joining them. "Done!"
Turning slowly to the only outfit left, which was the one he'd chosen, Zoro's expression turned very pained before he finally changed. "Gah! That was awful!"
Usopp looked down at the shoes he held then. "How are we supposed to use these …? I mean … look at them …"
"Hmm …" Luffy hummed as his lips rose up on one side in confusion as his brows furrowed.
"Just put them on your feet …" Sanji said as he set his down on the floor, and then slipped his much smaller feet into them.
The others followed suit, and seemed to be doing alright. Luffy stared down at the shoes, frowning as he wriggled his toes. "They feel weird …" He said in his, now assumed, quiet voice.
"Aa, they do …" Usopp agreed as he also wriggled his toes.
"I really don't wanna go out there …" Zoro muttered as he also stared down at his shoes.
"Me either …" Sanji agreed as he placed a cigarette in his plump lips before lighting it. Then he turned to look at himself in the mirror some distance away. "This is the shittiest thing to ever happen to us …"
"Agreed …" They all replied quietly and simultaneously.
"I thought ladies didn't use such language …"
"Shut it …"
Sanji then removed the cigarette from his mouth and blew out the smoke. "Although … I make one sexy woman … I have one nice ass …"
"Oh for the love a …!"
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After they'd gotten over how they looked, both Nami and Robin made their way onto the deck. Coming down the stairs, Nami noticed that the guys had yet to come out of their quarters.
"Are they still in there?"
"Aa, haven't heard anything from inside either." Franky replied with his arms crossed. "I'll tell ya what though. I don't envy them in the least."
"I don't think they wanna come out, Nami …" Chopper said with a frown as he looked up at her.
However, suddenly, the door did open slightly, but no one came out. Nami frowned as she crossed her arms. "Oh come on! Just come out! It's not that bad!"
"Easy for you to say!"
Nami clucked her teeth at Zoro's outburst. "Just come out!"
After while, the door finally did open all the way Luffy being the first to step out with a very displeased frown on his face. Sanji followed after him, and then a very tentative Usopp. After about a minute, a very grumpy Zoro stepped out. However, as they all walked out, tightly bunched, Luffy tripped because of the shoes and went down, bringing all who followed down on top of him. There was a collective set of squeals and screams as they all fell to the ground.
"Pfff!" Nami exclaimed as she attempted to keep herself from laughing by clapping a hand over her mouth, but couldn't hide the smile on her face.
"It ain't funny!!"
She bit her lip as she looked down at them, all four looking at her angrily. "I'm sorry … I won't laugh …" She said, but even saying this Franky, Chopper, and Brook broke out into uncontrollable laughter.
"Franky, Brook, Chopper, I'm gonna kick your sorry asses!!" Zoro yelled as he struggled to get up, but shrieked when his hair was pinned down to the ground by a hand. "Son of a bitch!!"
"Ow, my hair! It's caught in your button!" Luffy exclaimed as his quiet voice was now replaced with a shrill cry.
"Gah! My breasts, damn it!" Usopp yelled as he was pushed up on. "That really hurts!"
"Get off of me!" Sanji screeched as he pushed up on Usopp and Zoro, Luffy pushing up on him. "Shit! That does hurt! Luffy, don't push!"
"Same goes to you!!" Both Usopp and Zoro yelled down at Sanji.
Not being able to contain it any longer, Nami released her pent up laughter. "I'm s-sorry! But … But it's … just so funny!!"
Robin also chuckled at them softly, finding great humor in it as well.
All four paused to glower at her. "It ain't funny, damn it!" Luffy yelled as he puffed out his cheeks.
"Okay … Okay … I'm sorry …" She said as she calmed down and approached them. "Here …" She said as she gently reached down and untangled Luffy's hair. Then she walked over and helped Zoro to his feet, then Usopp, Sanji, and then lastly Luffy.
Luffy immediately yanked his arm from her grasp with a huff. All four were extremely angry and displeased. "Oh come on you guys … I'm sorry I laughed …I can understand how it's twice as difficult for you guys, than it is for Robin and me …"
"This is just fucking embarrassing is what it is! This is ridiculous! We need to go and find that wench and get changed back, now!!"
Sighing, Nami looked over at Zoro then. "That's just what we're going to do, but we need to come up with a plan."
"A plan? Let's just go find her and demand she do it!"
"Demanding was what got us into this mess in the first place …" Usopp reminded Zoro with a frown.
"He's right … We can't just force her to do it … and we most definitely can't harm her."
"Why the hell not?!" Zoro yelled at the cook furiously.
"We do not harm ladies!"
"I don't mind hitting a woman …" Luffy said quietly with a thin lipped frown. "I've done it before …"
"We are not hitting a woman!!"
"Look guys … Sanji is right … We can't just harm her … If we do, we will never get changed back … We … could try talking to her without showing any anger, and perhaps showing as much respect as possible." Nami explained with a deep frown.
"I will not grovel!"
"Zoro! Either we do this! Or we're stuck like this!" Nami exclaimed as she motioned a hand over her body. "I'm sure you will think differently once you have to go to the bathroom!"
"I … I've been needing to go for awhile … but I'm too scared …"
Everyone turned to blink at Usopp, whose face was a deep blush and was turned away from them.
"Mmm …" Luffy groaned as his lips turned into a thinner line. "I gotta go too …"
"Damn it! This is fucked up!"
"That's why we need to talk to her!"
"Fine! Let's hurry the hell up! 'Cuz … I gotta take a piss too …"
Smiling, both Robin and Nami turned and made their way off of the ship, the guys stumbling after them.
"Stupid ass shoes … How the hell do women wear these torture devices?!"
"Mmm …" The guys hummed in agreement to Zoro's complaint.
To Be Continued …
Author's Note: There, I decided not to leave it off on such a cliffhanger this time. Be grateful … So, did you guys like this chapter?! XD Let me know, k?! XP Also, did you guys check out the song?! I'm sorry, but to me it was just plain hilarious! XD Anyways, I'm seriously surprised you guys like this story … Like really surprised … I was expecting some serious hate mail! XD Oh! Did you guys hear the female!Luffy?! XD Hahaha! S'great! XD Also, Mihase has told me that she wants to draw my gender switched SH's! XP Once she's done, I will share this hilarity with you guys! XP Anyways, thanks for liking and reading! Please review! X9