Author's Note: Yo! Back again with chapter 9! X9 You know … I honestly think that this story is going to have a lot of chapters to it … I still have so much I wanna do … Or maybe I'm overestimating? Meh … either way, I hope you guys enjoy it no matter how much or how little I write! Oh, I also forgot to explain the sudden change to the title Robin now uses for Nami. I just recently saw an episode, and in it, Robin had referred to Nami has Nami-chan. So, I will be using that from now on. I still have trouble as far as what people refer to the other, especially the newer people, like Brook. I'm sure I will get it all soon. Anyways, I won't hold ya up long! Please read, enjoy, and review! X)

Genderly Challenged

Chapter 9: Dost I Envy Thee? Perhaps Tis Just Jealousy!

After lunch and after he'd cleaned up, Sanji made his way to the men's quarters with the bag Nami'd given to him. Setting it down on the couch, he then opened it up to look inside and then blinked. He reached in and pulled out a plain pair of women's panties. A slight blush formed on his face as he frowned unevenly. Looking back into the bag, he also found a few more pairs of panties, women's pants and even some shorts. He smiled warmly down into the bag before releasing a small chuckle.

"Thanks … Nami-san …"

In her room, Nami dug around in her bags after she'd eaten lunch, figuring it was time to change into her own clothes. She carefully removed Sanji's clothes and then slipped into her new clothes. She turned and approached the mirror and then had to nod her head with a 'not bad' look on her face.

"I look pretty good as a guy …"

However, she perked and quickly turned when the door suddenly opened, smiling at Robin, who'd entered. Robin smiled back as she went to her bags.

"I thought I might change as well."

"Ah, I really wanted to try out my new clothes. What do you think?" Nami asked as she turned towards Robin.

"You look stunning, Nami-chan." Robin replied with a gentle and kind smile.

"You really think so?" Nami asked as she turned her head to look at herself from behind.

"Ee!"

Nami scrunched up her face in a silly grin as she laughed through it. "Hehe! Not bad for a guy, huh?!"

Robin also chuckled as she changed her clothes. "Not bad at all."

"You know, you don't look so bad yourself!" Nami said as she smiled at Robin.

The older woman laughed softly as she buttoned up her shirt. "Thank you, Nami-chan."

"Shall we go show off our new clothes?" Nami asked as she smiled and winked at Robin, who smiled wide in return.

"Ee!"

Both women made their way out and looked down at the rest of the crew. Sanji had already come back out and was standing above the others and watching as they played a card game. At the women having come out, everyone turned their attention to them. Franky lifted up his sunglasses as he looked up at them, both with smiles on their faces. He released a whistle and then grinned.

"Both you nee-san's look Supa!"

Nami laughed down at Franky. "Thanks Franky."

Usopp, Sanji and Luffy seemed to be staring up at them in a gape, Zoro only with some interest. However, Luffy recovered fast and grinned up at them. "That's a really cool shirt, Nami!"

"Thanks, Luffy!"

"Ah! You both look incredibly lovely!" Sanji exclaimed as he cupped his hands to his face.

"Hoo! Luffy's right! That is a cool shirt!"

"Thanks Usopp! I really liked it when I first saw it!"

"You look gay …"

"Oi! Don't talk to Nami-san that way!"

"But it's true .. She does look gay …"

"I said shut up, you over grown Zucchini!"

Nami snorted as she looked at Zoro. "Well, technically, right now you could say I was …" She said before bursting into laughter. "Besides! I would rather women thought I was, because it's too weird having them … you know …"

"Aa, I think we all know all too well …" Zoro said as he smirked up at Sanji, who turned to glare at him with a blush.

"Shut the fuck up, you sorry excuse for a human being, female or otherwise!"

"Yeah, I'ma go with the otherwise …"

"You're an idiot!"

"Look who's talking!"

Sanji let out a scream in frustration as he lunged for Zoro and kicked at him. However, Zoro with agility and quickness, got to his knees and lifted his arm to block him. Then he scoffed into a bit of laughter as he looked up.

"Nice panties … Ooo, and they're even pink!"

Turning red with embarrassment, Sanji began to growl before lifting up his leg and bringing it down onto Zoro's head. "Shut it, willow!"

"Haa …" Nami breathed out with a tired look as she slapped a hand to her forehead.

Usopp and Luffy ended up bursting into laughter at the two's banter and at the fact that Sanji now wore underwear. With an annoyed twitch of her brow, Nami lifted her head with a frown. "Okay! Both of you knock it off!"

However, neither listened or even paid her any mind as they continued to fight.

"Where's your swords, stick girl?! You gonna fight me with just your arms?!"

"I don't need my swords to kick your ass, noodles!"

Then she perked and smirked. "Oh … that's right … I won't sew your haramaki if you don't knock it off!"

Zoro tripped on his feet as he inhaled sharply and then fell onto his back when Sanji came down for another kick. "Eee!" Zoro screeched in a high pitched cry from having been distracted and from the fall.

"Eh?" Sanji questioned as he blinked down at him. Then his surprise turned into amusement. "So that's why you haven't been wearing you swords!! Ha!"

"Shut up, big ass!"

"Quit lookin' at my ass! It's weird!"

"Who said I was lookin'?!"

"I said knock it off! You guys are lucky I can't hit you! If this goes on, I refuse to sew your stupid haramaki!"

Zoro grumbled to himself, but sealed his mouth. Sanji only chuckled down at him before turning away.

"Mmoh! You guys are too much!"

"Shishishi! It's because you can't hit us right now …"

"Mm!" Nami's eyes widened as she blinked at Luffy and then gaped slightly as she looked at all of them. Each had a sparkle in his eye and a nasty smirk.

"Ooh, that's right … Nami's the guy now … and can't seem to bring herself to hit a girl … He-he …" Usopp added as each continued to look at her with the sparkle in their eyes.

"Hooo! Doesn't that suck … Looks like we get to get away with a lot for awhile boys …"

"Mmm, I can definitely see the plus side to this … My apologies … Nami-san … But I have to agree with the zucchini …"

"E-h …?" She questioned silently with a gape as each seemed to cackle and chuckle menacingly at her.

"E-h?! You guys are lucky!" Chopper exclaimed as he gaped at them with a frown. "But incredible!" He added as his eyes also sparkled, but for a different reason.

Nami sputtered for awhile before a blush crept up her cheeks. "I have other ways! And I can always get you back once you do turn back!"

"It's worth it to get away with stuff right now, right guys …?"

Each nodded in agreement to Luffy with a cackle or chuckle. Nami pursed her lips with a deep frown until she turned to Zoro. "Then I won't sew your haramaki for you!"

"I could always get someone to do it for me in town … It would be worth it to have to pay for it …"

Her expression turned worried for a second before she frowned angrily at them. "Don't you dare misbehave! I told you … I-I-I can find ways!! And … and …"

Luffy released a chuckle before sauntering over to her. "Poor, poor Nami …"

Nami gasped as she stepped back from him, her eyes widening further. As he came closer, sweat then began to bead down her face. Sanji's smirk widened as he also approached her. "Aa, I agree, poor, poor Nami-san …"

Each grabbed a hold of her shoulders leaning into her, Sanji running a finger under her chin, which caused her to jump away, but was blocked by Luffy.

"You can't do anything to us right now … This could be fun …" Luffy said as he giggled, having said that close to her ear.

"That's right, poor Nami-san … All the things we could get away with … Aah, I'm getting shivers just thinking about it …" Sanji said next to her other ear.

"S-S-Stop that!" She exclaimed loudly as her cheeks flushed harder.

"Hmm …?" Sanji questioned as his one eye widened a bit.

Luffy also blinked as he tilted his head at her. "Mmm …?" Then he reached up and poked her cheek, running his finger down its redness.

Nami seemed to screech as she bolted away from the two. "I said, don't do that!!"

Everyone gaped at her, before Luffy's eyes shifted downward. "Ah …!"

Everyone followed Luffy's gaze and then gaped as well, most of their jaws about hitting the deck. Looking down, Nami's entire form erupted into a bright red before she released a scream. She quickly grabbed a hold of herself, turned, fell to her knees and doubled over.

"Don't look at me!!"

However, the guys continued to gape at her back, in it seemed, complete and utter shock. However, Chopper only seemed to be confused by their shock.

"Eh? What's wrong you guys?"

Robin's face also broke out into a slight blush from the entire situation, a hand going to her cheek. Nami clenched her eyes shut tight in utter humiliation. 'I can't believe this! What the hell was that anyways?! They're girls!'

"Oh my …" Robin breathed. "Perhaps we're changing more than we thought we were …"

Despite her words, the guys still seemed to be in shock. Chopper blinked and then frowned. "Eh …? What's wrong with you guys?"

Each one seemed to be recovering as their jaws found their places back were they belonged. However, their expressions of shock seemed to be replaced with frowns of anger.

"Eh …?" Chopper questioned as he now gaped at them. "Guys?"

"It's bigger than mine!!"

Nami gasped as her eyes shot open. She had expected laughter. Blinking a bit, she dared to lift her head and turn to them, the blush still present on her cheeks. All the guys had yelled that same statement simultaneously. "What …?"

Each, including Franky, were glaring at her angrily. Then her expression turned into a nervous frown. She couldn't believe what had come out of their mouths. "I-Is it really the … the time for this?!"

Luffy huffed as he turned his head away from her with an angry frown and his eyes closed. "That's okay … I still have gear third … and I can stretch!"

Nami's frown turned more nervous as she inhaled sharply at Luffy. "W-What?!" She exclaimed as her face reddened further once again. 'I can't believe this!'

"Oi! But that doesn't mean you're naturally that big!" Zoro yelled as he glared at Luffy.

"So what! I bet I'm still bigger than any of you!"

"Like hell, rubber boy!"

"Shut up Sanji! And I'm a man!"

"Says you!!" Both Zoro and Sanji yelled at him.

"You're all little boys compared to me!"

"Shut it Franky! You're a cyborg!" All three yelled at Franky, turning their angry frowns onto him.

"But I still got my twig and berries!! Nico Robin should know!"

Robin frowned as she clutched at her mouth, her cheeks reddening again.

"Oi, don't bring Robin-chwan into this!"

"Who's to say you didn't alter it somehow!"

"Yeah, what Zoro said!" Luffy yelled as he ground and bared his teeth.

"My boys are all natural! And what about you, Zoro?!"

"My dick is the perfect size!"

Sanji scoffed loudly and very inelegantly. "Perfect size for a small animal!"

"What did you say, dickless?!"

"You're just as dickless, chicken legs!!"

Nami finally frowned angrily, able to stand up now. "That's enough!!"

Each turned their angry frowns on her once again. "You stay out of this!"

She gasped and stepped back with some fear of them, her eyes widening as far as they could go. She blinked at them when they turned their attention on each other again.

"My penis is so huge, I once had a Goddess come to my bed!"

"Shut up, Usopp! You're always lying about shit. I bet you couldn't even see it looking down!"

"I can see it just fine, thank you!!" Usopp yelled as he got into Zoro's face.

Nami released a hard breath as she backed away further. "What the hell …?"

"My penis is bigger than any of yours … When I still had one! Yohohoho!"

"Shut up, Brook! You don't count anymore!" All four yelled at Brook, who only seemed to find the entire thing amusing.

Nami quickly stumbled up the stairs as the guys continued to bicker to each other. She approached Robin, looking on nervously and still very much embarrassed. "Th-This is ridiculous …"

"E-Ee …"

Then Nami's frown turned confused. "A-And what did you mean about us changing more than we thought?"

"I'm referring to just now … With you …"

Nami's entire face reddened again. "What … What about it …?"

"It would appear …… you are now attracted to your former sex …"

Everyone's eyes completely widened, having heard what Robin had said, and then immediately looked up at her. "E-h?!"

Nami could feel the heat coming from her face … She was sure at that moment, she looked exactly as Luffy did in gear second … steam and all.

"Wha-Wha-What?!"

To Be Continued …

Author's Note: Hahahaha! And she thought she was a gay man! XD I's interested myself to find out what happens next chapter! I bet you all hate me for cutting it off there … but cliffhangers are fun! Shishishishi!! XD I bet you guys weren't expecting another stiff, or penis envy! Hahaha! Yes … I had to go there. ALWAYS! Besides, you know it made you laugh your asses off. Anyways! Let me know what you guys thought of this chapter! Ja ne! X9