Way of Living

CloudxReno; occasional other pairings.

AN: hey, everyone was doing a collection of drabbles so I thought... why not? XDXD

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"You just can't be serious YO!"

Reno stood on top of a chair, nearly hyperventilating towards his boyfriend. "I DEMAND you to THROW that-THAT THING out of a window, like, NOW!"

Cloud scratched his golden head, bending down and picking up a small animal that was happily jumping around his feet. "Reno, it's just a Chocobo. It's not like it's going to bite your head off at any minute." The blond pouted slightly, giving his boyfriend his best puppy eyes. Once he laid his eyes on the bird, he feel in love with it so he would have to find a way to convince Reno to let it stay with them...

Reno turned his nose up and glued himself to the wall behind him, putting as much distance as he could between him and the animal. "If ya don't want to eat that thing at dinner, I suggest ya to take it very far away from here, like, Wutai! Give it to the damn princess, YO!"

The blond put the most hurt face he could manage to bring to his face. "How can you say that, he won't be bigger than this! It's pretty rare specie, you know?" He exclaimed, watching as the cat-sized Chocobo jumped to the ground and stared up at him with big, yellow eyes.

The Turk forgot his profession and let his mask fall when the red Chocobo jumped to his chair. "Go away, bird of the devil!" He screamed jumping on top of Cloud who fell back with the strength of the impact.

Cloud frowned at the heartbeat of his lover. "Hey, hey..." He said softly, sitting and getting up with the redhead on his arms. "What's with all that fear?" The blond asked, sitting on the nearby couch and watching as Reno hid his face on his neck and let only one green eye to take his surroundings, ready to run if the Chocobo decided to appear again.

"I got attacked by a red Chocobo when I was little. It broke me a foot and that was nearly my death sentence, yo." The Turk started explaining, scanning the place. "Slums kids don't have many chances of survival if they can't steal and run. My supposed friends knew that and left the dead weight behind. Just before I disappeared of how thin I was, Rude show up. I own him my life, yo."

Cloud hummed lightly, removing a few strands of red hair from his lover's face. "So that's why you panicked."

"I wasn't having a panic attack, I was slightly disturbed."

"Right..." The blond smirked at the deadly glare his lover was giving him. "Oh, hi Warky!"

Reno yelped and hid his face on Cloud's top, curling as much as he could on the blonde's lap. "Just send him away, NOW! Oh my Shiva, I'm gonna die!"

Cloud would have laughed at the despair in his boyfriend's voice. "Reno, I was joking, the bird's not behind you." That earned him a good slap. "What the hell was that for?!"

Reno bit his bottom lip hard, his face red due to the effort he was putting to fight back frustrated tears. "Do you think it's funny? Do ya?! Well, it's NOT! My childhood was a living hell and ya still mock me, YO!"

The blond rubbed his swollen cheek and watched as his lover got up and glared at him. "I wasn't quite joking; I was just making a test to see how bad your phobia was." He mumbled, frowning. "And you might want to know that Warky's behind you."

"I won't fall for that shit twice!" Reno yelled. "You're a fucking ass, how can ya take my worse memories so--!"

"Wark?"

"ARGHHH! IT'S BEHIND ME!!!"

Cloud watched as Reno sprinted to their bedroom and slammed the door shut before turning to the small red bird and scratch its neck. "I guess I will really have to take you to the farm... before Reno decides to cook us for dinner."

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Theme: Phobia

To: Fallen Yuki

Word count: 666 (the number of the devil…. 80)

Chocobo-phobia… How is that possible? They're cute birds.

Here are the themes already done and waiting to be done:

Scars - done

Cookie Dough - done

Death/Homophobia - done

Moonlight - done

Sick - done

Gardening - done

Guilt -done

Marriage - done

Jealous - done

Cats - done

Accident/Hospital - done

Halloween - done

Phobia - WIP

Valentine's Day - still waiting to be written (SWW)

MP Cloud meeting Reno through Zack/Cloud remembers Reno from his MP days - SWW

Neko!Cloud - SWW

Beach - WIP

MPreg - WIP (AH, I couldn't miss this theme XD it's in my veins!)

Cuddly!Reno - SWW

Christmas - SWW

Snowboard - SWW

Cinema - SWW

Cuddly - SWW

Red - SWW

Dentist - SWW

Stuffed animal - SWW

If you're thinking about any other theme, please ask for it on a review, signed or not :D I'm aiming to the 50 or 100 drabbles! (And if I forgot about any theme you already requested, please point it out Dx)