Way of Living
CloudxReno; occasional other pairings.
AN: hey, everyone was doing a collection of drabbles so I thought... why not? XDXD
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"Oh Shiva, we're so screwed!"
"Tell me about it! How much time do we have until Reno arrives?"
Elena jumped at the sound of keys on the door. "Err, 5 seconds?" She hyperventilated, looking down at a certain yellow fur-ball, lying on the bed and looking up at them with pure hatred. "M'out of here! This is your entire fault, you and your stupid materias!"
"Excuse me?! I came here to show this new Transform materia to Cloud when you appeared and decided to bump me! It's your fault--HI RENO!" Yuffie nearly yelled when a redhead appeared in the doorway of his and Cloud's room.
"What the fuck are ya two doing here?" Reno asked, folding his arm in front of his chest.
"We, we, WE came to give you and Cloud a present!" Elena chirped, pointing to the fur-ball on the bed. "Yeah, a present! Two years is a lot of time in a relationship!" The blond woman grinned, patting her senpai's head.
The redhead blinked. "Oh crap!" He suddenly gasped. "Today's our anniversary and I forgot, yo! Cloud's gonna have my balls!" Reno whined as the cat hissed lowly on the bed. "And ya gave us a cat?" The redhead finally noticed the yellow ball on his bed. "I like cats but I'm not so sure about Cloud." He mumbled, knelling beside the bed and playing with the kitty's paw, only to receive a nail on his finger. "OUTCHY, YA FUCKING----! Hey, your cat's a little... aggressive." Reno sighed, noticing that the girls had run away. "Figures, yo. So, you're our new roommate, huh?" He asked, resting his chin on the bed.
The cat looked at the redhead with an angry glare. "I'm not talking or mewling to you, stupid Turk! How dare you forget about our anniversary?!" The kitty walked towards a pillow and curled, still glaring at Reno.
"I wouldn't curl there, ma friend. That's Cloud's pillow, ya know?"
"I know that! Who the fuck do you think I am?!" The cat hissed.
Reno blinked at the creature before getting up. "This is gonna be a long day, yo." He sighed, walking to the window. "Cloud's motorcycle's outside... He should be home." The redhead turned his back at the window, resting against the wall. "Maybe he thinks I forgot... I always get home earlier on this day yo."
Cloud stopped licking his paw, terrified of what he was doing. "I never noticed that." He thought, looking at Reno. "Gah, this cat thing is getting to me..." The blond cat whined, as he caught himself licking his paw again.
The Turk sighed, looking at the fur-ball licking its fur. "And I can't even call him since his mobile's here, yo." Reno muttered, picking up Cloud's cell-phone from the floor and looking at the picture of himself and the blond as wallpaper. "What do ya think I could do to make it up for him?" The redhead sighed, looking at the cat.
The animal looked up at him. "It's your problem, mate." Cloud thought, turning his back at Reno.
"Geez thanks a lot, yo. But now I know what to do. I'll prepare him a big-ass dinner!"
Cloud jumped suddenly in time to see his lover's red ponytail disappear from view. "Oh no, not my kitchen!" The cat mewled loudly, jumping down the bed and hitting the ground hard with its nose. "FUCK! I'll never get used to this!" The blond whined, shaking his furry head.
Reno appeared in the bedroom again, lured by the mewl. "Oh poor kitty." He flinched, bending down and picking up the poor cat. "That must have hurt, yo." The redhead smirked, wiping the animal's bloody nose with his sleeve. "Don't worry, that'll heal in no time."
Cloud sneezed because of Reno's sleeve on his small nose. "Hey, what the heck are you doing?" He thought as Reno started rubbing the back of his ears. "I'm not a real cat, I... I don't like... Yeah, to the left and a little harder." The blond purred, leaning towards the redhead's fingers. "Damn, that feels nice..."
"Oh, ya like that?" The Turk smiled as the cat purred loudly, closing its greenish-blue eyes in satisfaction. "Well ma friend, you'll have to wait until I finish my and Cloud's dinner, yo." Reno said, walking towards the living room and placing the animal on the couch. "Now, where do I start?"
The blond, slightly dazed by the pleasure of having somebody scratching his ears so tenderly, jumped for the second time in that evening a few moments later after Reno's departure as a loud crash was heard coming from the kitchen. "... He can't be that bad, can he?" Cloud thought, curling on the pillow beside him and drifting to a peaceful sleep.
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Cloud woke up later in the evening, still as a cat and feeling wonderful tickles on his furry belly. "Hm, that's nice." He thought, curling a little more and waving his right paw on the air lazily.
Reno looked down at the animal, continuing to scratch the cat's belly. "Hey pal. Ya slept well, yo?" He asked with a forced smile.
The blond rolled to his belly, eyeing the redhead and his dirty clothes. "God, what the hell happened?" He thought and could have cocked an eyebrow if he had one.
"He still hadn't show up." Reno sighed, continuing to force a smile. "I wonder why he would, really. I can't cook" The redhead pointed to himself and at the state of his clothes. "I'm troublesome like hell and I can't even remember a date like this one, yo."
Cloud licked Reno's hand tenderly before jumping to his lap and finally to the floor. "Come on, it can't have been that bad." He mewled, walking to the kitchen while trying not to fall with his nose on the floor again. "... Maybe it was." The cat concluded, seeing his kitchen cleaned up and even shinning but the remains of the dinner Reno tried to make on the garbage can. "Reno..." The cat mewled sadly, trotting to the living room again and placing a small paw on his lover's hand.
"You're back?" Reno asked, smiling despite the tears that rolled down his cheeks when he rested his forehead on the couch. "Welcome then, yo." He sighed, patting the animal's small head.
Cloud pouted as much as a cat could before looking at the couch and moving his ass around, preparing to jump. "It wasn't that hard." He smiled in thought as he managed to climb the target. "Now, come on... no sad man on the couch." The cat mewled softly, licking the tears away.
"That tickles, ya know?" Reno chuckled, lifting his head. "Am I really a disaster that big, yo?" He asked softly at nobody in particular.
The cat mewled again, rubbing his nose against the redhead's. "I like disasters." He thought, licking Reno's lips.
The Turk yelped loudly as a cloud of smoke suddenly exploded in front of him. "What the...?" The redhead felt his jaw hit the floor as a completely human Cloud blinked at him. "Cloud, YO?!"
The blond looked at his body, seeing if he was really the same old saviour of the planet. "I'm back!" He exclaimed, wrinkling his nose after taking off a few blond hairs from his mouth.
"You were the damn cat?!" Reno asked, frowning so much that his goggles came down to his nose.
Cloud chuckled nervously. "It's a long story that involves Yuffie, Elena and a Transform materia." He said lowly, sitting on the floor and beside his lover. "Look at me." He asked, smiling when Reno looked up with an annoyed look.
"For what?" The redhead mumbled, moving his gaze to the floor again. "Ya must be pissed at me for forgetting our anniversary, yo." He mumbled even lowly, scratching the floor.
The blond grinned, whacking his lover's head. "At first, I was pissed. I mean, look at your finger." He chuckled, pointing to Reno's scratched finger. "But after I saw the effort you put into that dinner..." Cloud smiled tenderly, running a hand down the other man's hair. "At least you tried to make it up, didn't you?"
Reno turned his nose up, looking down at his clothes. "Yeah, I guess I did, yo." He sighed and smiled at his lover. "Happy Anniversary."
"Happy Anniversary." Cloud smiled back, leaning forward to kiss his lover but being rewarded with a cheek. "...What?"
"Ya don't think I'll let someone who spent the day licking his balls kiss me before brushing his teeth, do ya?!"
"..."
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Theme: Neko!Cloud
To: kura-wolfgoddess (I spent ages looking for this name Dx)
Word count: 1434
Here are the themes already done and waiting to be done (I'll be removing the ones already done!)
Valentine's Day / waterfall / treasure hunt - still waiting to be written (SWW)
Neko!Cloud - done
Beach - WIP
Cuddly!Reno / cuddly - SWW
Christmas - SWW
Snowboard - SWW
Cinema - SWW
Dentist - SWW
Stuffed animal - SWW
Cherry blossoms - SWW
Fight / Break Up - SWW
Reno fight over Cloud -SWW
Long business trip and reunion scene - SWW
Aerith's Birthday - SWW
Snowball fights / snow angels - SWW
A date in space - SWW
Christmas Decorations - SWW
Caffeine/Sugar - SWW
Kiss - SWW (AH, ya thought that weren't more uses for lips, mouth and tongue, HUH?!!!!!!!!! Aline, I'll kill you! D8)
First 'I Love You' / Snowfall / Christmas Eve - SWW
Porn Collection - SWW
Videogames - SWW
Disneyland - SWW
Painting Lesson - SWW
Session with a Marriage Counsellor - SWW
Popular Reno / Smart Reno - SWW
Lotion - SWW
Yazoo flirting with Reno - SWW
Mother (scene with Reno's abusive mother) - SWW
Kidnapped - SWW
Claustrophobia - SWW
Interrogation - SWW
Picnic - SWW
Bride!Reno - SWW
Disguise (Reno disguised as a woman XD) - SWW
Hurt (alternative, sad ending to Disguise) - SWW
Concert - SWW
Rain and Boom (RudexTifa, Reno gets a brother named Axel XD) - SWW
Cloud mistakes Axel for Reno, whose dead - SWW
Vacation - SWW
Reno's twin scars - SWW
Pets - SWW
Song / Song to Cloud - SWW
Dinner - SWW
Teddy - SWW
Birthday - SWW
Stalker - SWW
Spin the Bottle – SWW
Seduction – SWW
Proposal – SWW
Cutter – SWW
Apologize – SWW
Promise – SWW
Whip cream - SWW
Persistent – SWW (damn, I can't believe I forgot these two and they were requested/suggested on chapter 1!!!! SOWE!)
Puppy – SWW
If you're thinking about any other theme, please ask for it on a review, signed or not :D I'm aiming to the 50 or 100 drabbles! (And if I forgot about any theme you already requested, please point it out Dx)