NOT BAD AT ALL
BY: Fujii-Kun
Disclaimer: nope, not mine... All the characters are not mine. The added characters are mine though. Hehehe… And it's not a profitable story.
WARNINGS: THIS IS A YAOI STORY!!! It's a boy x boy story. Feel don't wanna read the story?? Never mind, just close the window.. --Wink-- I warn ya…
Flamer is entertainer. Keep me entertained, but don't throw the stupid one.
And again, sorry for my lack of grammars and-or sentence structures. Still an Asian, I am… still doesn't know about structures. Poor me...
Anybody feel interested to be my Beta?? –Puppy eyes--
Pairings: Ita-Naru, Kaka-Iru (slightly)
Rating: T - M, for safety, I guess…
A/N: Good evening for fellow readers… how do you do?? I want to tell you something right now… I've got viruses on my flash disk… gyaaaah… nooooo.. How am I supposed to do.. How can I safe this fic beforehand??
Chibi Ita:that's what you'll got if you open the unprotected net services. --Pointing at the comp.--
Chibi Naru:put some pity on him, Itachi..
Me:Yes…put some pity on me... I can't clean it. HELP!!!! The anti-virus here is just soooooo expired.
Chibi Ita:why should I??
Chibi Naru:because……
Chibi Ita:…………. What?? --disinterested--
Chibi Naru:She's the author…
Chibi Ita:Hmph… as if I care.
Me:--glares at Chibi Itachi-- Yeaaah… that's right. I could dismiss you from this fic…
Chibi Itachi:Don't care. –grabbing Naru's hand and just walk away--
Me:Ma.. matte… hey, come back.. I need you to be my actors… --run after them--
Chibi Ita:make it fast then.
Me:okay --nod—
So, this exactly is what happened to me today. Soooooo… damn I haven't got my monthly payment. How could I pay this net-service?? Feeling like wanna cry. Not my lucky day rite?
Continue with the story before HE use his Mangekyou Sharingan onto me, this chapter is a little fun… I'm gleefully telling you that this chapter is rather amusing (just me…) Please enjoy it okay??
Reviews, critics, and comments is always welcomed.
Me: give me my fooooood…. –walking hastily over the readers--
Not Bad At All
Chapter 3
A/N 1.: before I start the story, let me tell you about the village first. It's a village located near the borders of Fire country and Wind country. It's really close to Wind country, about 3 Km before the border. But it's not quite famous. Some people just came by there to re-load their luggage before continuing their journey, and some coming around to have a vacation, because it's relatively calm around there. It's not big in population, and their main income is from tourism and local-merchant's tax. They had geishas around to attract the foreigner, so they would stay a while and make purchases around. Some of the geishas are guides too (not the high-classes ones) and they'll tell you about the founder of the village when touring you around.
The no.1 hot-spot in there is the 'Sand-Waterfall', a waterfall in a sandy area, making a river still in the sandy area. With huge rocks all over the area where you could sit with your friend and-or customer and have a good look at the waterfall. Actually, the waterfall comes out from the very very huge rocks glued (somehow) together and from the crack near the upside; water falls out, never stopped for almost 100 years now. So, the place is quite famous because of it. And the villagers just simply named their village 'Sand-Waterfall Village'.
The village had 2 main entrances. At the South and the West. They refuse to make another entrance at East, because it's facing Wind Country. No offence, but the wind that blew from there's just too strong. So, they tried to plant big trees and they raised the soils around East side. And they refused to open the Northern gate, because of security reason. They're located near the Northern Borders, full with the small countries that famous with their illegal activity (such as Sound-village).
A/N 2: another explanation about the okiya where Naruto's stay. In the village, we can find few okiya scattered around. From the poorly owned, or the expensive-looked, or the common ones. It's a big okiya, usually; some Geishas lived together in one okiya after they're sold from their family or if they could pay themselves free. Or some high-class Geishas could own their own apartment because they're already rich and pay themselves free from one okiya. In Naruto's case, he lived with about 8 companions. The okiya is 2-story house, quite large, and have separated warehouse (where you kept your expensive furisode. Just…don't ever let that place burned down!!!! It contains more than 100 very, very expensive Furisodes), kitchen, bathroom, and servant area from the main house. One Geisha get one room, about 3m x 3m each, along with a wooden drawer, wooden table (for your make up things), a futon, a mirror, etc.
Before I forgot, the timeline is around fall season. Maybe September. Naru throwed to the village at summer.
That's the explanation from me to enlighten your point of view. Have a nice reading...
Enjoy the story
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Naruto didn't tell them about Itachi's presence here, he can't, and he won't!!! Because he didn't want to panic them. If they know about him, they'll wreaking kaput and try to safe him again, and that'll only stating the open war to Itachi and the Akatsuki, because they must leave Konoha and come here to this village and it also means the village will be almost abandoned and that's just like, saying: "Attack me… I'm un-armed right now… My warriors going to save a little boy!!" (Because you can't just sent 6 or 8 Jounin and or ANBU and hoping you can win against Itachi and Kisame). So, leave the worry for him, he saves them the safe feeling towards him in the village as a Geisha. Not to play the hero part, but…. He didn't want to make his friends worried. He cares for them too much that he didn't want to make them running all over this place. He didn't want to put his precious friends to this kind of danger.
Not this one. Not anything…
Now, tiredly, Naruto didn't know what to think. He too feels the Itachi's Chakra following his naru-bird. It's too late now too ordered the bird to come back because it's just tell him about his place. And his cover.
//// At least all he's gonna know is that the bird's heading Konoha. Yeah...\\\\
putting his head back at the table, he decided he needs a sleep, before he must take care of himself and preparing for his customers. Thankfully, his companions been nice enough to let him get his rest, after facing his most fearing enemies.
//// Need sleep... Now… can't… think…\\\\ and he falls to the dream involving red eyes everywhere.
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Meanwhile, after sending his Itachi-Bird to follow the familiar chakra presence, he flopped down to his seat again, sipping his tea. Skimming trough the local Guide Book, he found nothing interesting aside from the 'Sand-Waterfall' around here. Waiting for Kisame to come and get him some food and he's into sushi. (After all, apparently Itachi make Kisame his servant now, and because of the Shark's stupidity, he never finds out or realize that. A/N: I don't think sharks has enough brain to digest all the information and-or knowledge in this world, but… that's just me v("o")v). Right now, all he wants to do is to fulfill his mind with someone with brown hair and brown eyes.
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Waking up in the evening, Naruto somehow have a hard time to digest why all of his companions have to running all over the place. Well, it seamed that they couldn't bathe inside the okiya. They're run out of gas to boil the water. So, waking Naruto up, Rie-Chan preparing Naruto's equipment, because they'll have to go to the public bathe near the Okiya. His mood darkened at the thought that either A.) He have to serve Itachi again this night, and B.) Rie-Chan literally slapped his head up to fully wake him.
But before that, he still has to finish his training sessions. He missed it because of over sleeping. But today, his sensei's nice enough not to give him a harsh lesson. He just taught about a new dancing lesson from his sensei.
//// who knows that dancing with senshuu has so many variations?? \\\\ while he swaying his senshuu to the left and swaying his left foot to the front swiftly without loosing balance. And he have to moved his right arm above his head periodically, and managed not to ruin his pinned and twisted (wig) hair with his long-sleeve practice furisode.
Day's activities going so fast for Naru, and suddenly, it's the time!!! And so, the girls (and a boy) must prepare themselves now. Walking together to the Public Bathe, bringing their basket with bath equipment, they chatted and basically teasing Naruto all the way. He still uses his wig and contact lens, just in-case... They never realized that they been followed. Although Naruto realize it, he didn't mention it to his friends. ////They'll panic if I told them\\\\ he decided. After all, they're in a public area, so, no one will do something nasty to them. And they're Geishas, for sakes. They had their own fans (truly, in some era, a popular Geisha could consider as a celebrity.) So, he didn't really care right now, especially, Isane-Chan saying something that makes his face blushing right now, like
"I cant believe that I will bathe together with a cute boy here."
----Blush……----
"I... Isane-Chaaan…" he wailing
And he got his friends laughing at him loudly, sulkily walking forward, Rie-Chan decided to slap his butt, and that serves another laugh.
They rent a single private room to prevent questions about why a boy is in the girls section. The room even has the locker stack for them to put their clothes inside. The girls just pulling out their yukata, and underwears, and the cotton jackets to the locker, and they pull themselves to the hot pool. While a red-faced Naruto don't know what to do in front of a horde of -literally- naked ladies. Until Isane-Chan undress him swiftly and pulling Naruto inside the pool together with the rest of the girls. They squealed at having a cute guy -naked one- beside them. And again, they joked around about Naruto, being the only guy inside a girls room.
"Like a harem, Huh?" A girl asked
"Yes, with a nice man with us.…."
"I wouldn't mind…." The other answered.
-----Blush….------
"I'm going to scrub your back, Naru-chan. Turn over."
"Whaa… "
"He's really cute rite?"
---- Another blush….-----
"aaah… too cute… "
---- squeaaaaal….-----
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And so, they have to finished the bath session, much to Naruto's dismay (because he must faced Itachi again, NOT because the other reason involving bathed with naked ladies….) and the girls dismay too(because they have to stop playing with red-faced-cutey-honey-bunny Naruto). They finished their session, toweling, put up their clothes, and walked out the gate. They chatted and heading back home. They still had guests to serve.
At the front door, Naru accidentally (utterly, completely, absolutely, definitely and totally coincidence) bumped another person that just exiting the Public bathe too. He almost falls down but, suddenly, caught up by a pair strong hands.
"I'm sorry" 'she' says, apologizing.
"You should watch where you're going next time." A firm but amused voice replied, and Naruto (Now in Yuri-Mode) snapped 'her' head vastly to look at the owner of the voice, and what 'she' saw made 'her' eyes went wide. Uchiha Itachi himself!!! In a simple yukata –white from top, with gradation to deep gray from middle thigh to ankle, and with a dark gray for his cotton hanten(1) on his arm. With black obi over his waist – the colour of the yukata clashed with his inky-dark hair. He tied his hair loosely (like Neji's hairstyle, nihihihihi…) over his left shoulder. (A/N: Kyaaaaa….luv luv luv Itachiiii…)
Well, wow!!! Who knows that a S-Class Criminal Uchiha Itachi could be so… attractive??
////noooooo… I'm not jus using the word attracting and Uchiha Itachi in the same sentence…\\\\ screaming inwardly, pulling off his blond hair.
"Th..Thank you… sir..." 'She' blushing at having Itachi still holding 'her' waist.
"Uuhm.. you can let go of me now, sir ." As polite as his blush deepen, and why not? 'She's having Itachi holding 'her' waist, and hold 'her' closely to his chest.
//// Nice, warm scent…… …….. nooooooooo, I'm not just sniffling his scent. Noo waaayy…\\\\
Totally undistracted by 'her' inner rambling, slowly, Itachi let go of 'her', and eyed 'her' carefully, with the thought that 'she' looked rather cute with the yukata. 'She's using a white yukata, with many red lines (about 4cm x 60 cm for each lines) randomly crossing over the cloth horizontally, vertically, and diagonally from below to above. But having the deepest crosses at below. And 'she' had a deep red obi on 'her' waist. And apparently 'she' wasn't using 'her' yukata properly, because Itachi could see the junction of 'her' shoulder and neck. And 'she's' still dripping wet from the soaking before, but 'she' braided 'her' brown hair loosely over 'her' back and let few bangs fall over the face. (A/N: luckily Naru still using the fake boobs, neheheh..) Simply ….. Sweet.
"You're flushing red." He snapped 'her' out of 'her' train thought. 'Her' eyes went wide.
"Ah?? Ah... Yes, umm… it's… it's because the water's hot. Yes… hot water inside… " Stuttering like mad, 'she' felt like this scene is just extreme. Surely, 'Her' face is red, but that's not just because the hot water. Yeah. Everyone knows it. "I don't think the water's too hot." Smiling his fake warm smile, but made few girls over the area have major heart-melt, he facing the still-flushing Yuri. And amusement filling his mind as he bent down to 'her' left ear, over 'her' shoulder, and saying softly, "You smelt nice." Again, stuttering, 'she' took a few steps backward, while covering 'her' ear, and saying 'her' thank you rather nervously.
"I.. I.. Think.. I'll be going now… We.. we have to prepare everything for tonight." Bowing 'her' head, 'she' left while itachi says"Yes, sure". 'Her' friends could only watching their conversation with confused looks, and of course slight fear. But, did they just saw The Uchiha Itachi, The S-Class criminal Nin from Akatsuki, The chaser of Naruto, flirting sooooo blatantly (oblivious to Naruto) over the mention boy-fox??? Geez…whatta scene… And they walking so fast to the okiya, trying to forget the scene, and after they entered the front door, they slam the door close. Eyeing each other warily, with harsh breath, they decided not to question anything to the poor boy, while the poor boy walked to 'her' room slowly and bending 'her' head down, trying to prepare 'her' appearance, and 'her' heart too. Shinya following silently.
"Is he coming again tonight??" Rie-Chan asked slowly.
"Perhaps… who knows??" Ayako-Chan answers it fast, but worry colors her tone.
"I hope not.. Really.." Isane-Chan answers it slowly. "Did you guys see what's in his eyes when he look at Yuri-Chan??"
Now, all the girls looking at each other again, with rising tension and worry over the air.
While the Geishas were in the onsen for bath, Shinya stays at home and already putting out Yuri's equipment for 'her' to choose to wear. 'She' bracing out 'herself' to facing 'her' other nightmare, 'she' sluggishly waked to 'her' chamber. For now, looking at the different colour of 'her' furisode 'she' choose a very deep red furisode, with yellow chrysanthemum (kiku) flower pattern, embroided with golden silk threads and with small white lines behind the flowers. And the second layer is a pale pink with green leaves at different sizes (from 3 cm – 9 cm) randomly embroided over the surface. The inner layer is white as usual. For the obi, 'she' choose bright yellow, with big red flower pattern only in outlines.
As for 'her' smooth and glossy long brown hair, 'she' picked small amounts from 'her' left and right side of her head, above ears, and tied it tightly and neatly and forming a small twin buns with tails from the buns. Then 'she' picked the rest of 'her' hair, twists it behind 'her' head and tied it with the twin tails. After that, 'she' picked a small yellow fabric, tied it over the hair, and pinned the hair with jade hairpins, few small round red hairclips on the front, and put small amount of pink flowers on the twin buns. Looking over 'herself' in the mirror, 'she' must admit that//// Yeah… I'm cute. Really girly with this face. \\\\
Overall, this time, 'her' appearance is elegant, rather than sweet like on the onsen.
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And, as time, goes by, so slowly, and time can do so much (Unchained MelodyTM), so, for Yuri, the Time is really, really doing something nasty while 'she's' waiting for Itachi (again, he's the only guest for Yuri tonight). Finally, the waiting session is stopped right here. The other actor's coming. This time, rather than using his Akatsuki cloak, he use a simple yukata with deep green colour and small five white dots making many circle patterns all over the fabric. He uses white obi and white hair tie to match the overall appearance. He asked again for Yuri and granted easily by Hitomi-san. She asks Shinya to call Yuri to serve him.
"Nee-Chan… he's here…" Shinya says over the fusuma-door. Sighing, "Owkay, give me few minutes, Shinya..." 'She' says calmly. "Yes, Nee-Chan." Walking to inform Hitomi-san, Shinya bowed a little and then retreat. "He's here already?? Why doesn't he come a little bit late??" Walking over the tatami, Yuri biting 'her' nails nervously. "4 days in a row?? And I'm haven't been killed?? Surely it's a magic."
Dryly, and slowly 'she' now padded to the fusuma-door. Sighing again, 'she' says to herself "Now I'm really sure that Tsunade Baa-baa did it just to make fun of me. Otherwise, she just want to get rid of him outta the village, and I'm the decoy thing."
Explanation by the great Hatake kakashi: it's not exactly true, but….. its not wrong anyways. If Naruto's away from the village, the threat from Akatsuki will decreased, rite?? –Wink--
"Well, no need to delay… he's waiting anyways." Opened the fusuma-door, 'she' padded silently to the main entrance.
Bowing 'her' head as the greet, 'she' waiting for him to start the conversations. But Inner-Naruto now rambling over at the sight of Itachi this time
//// wooow… coool!!! Where'd he got those yukata??\\\\ But he smacked himself over after thinking that thought. And they silently eyeing each other. "Come with me." He says silently. And he comes out to find a pedicap to took them to a-place-only-he-knows. After he got one, he pull out 'her' hand to help 'her' to get to the pedicap. 'She' pulled her furisode up a bit to make 'her' step easier to get up. Itachi whispered to the carrier about their destination, and then pulled himself over the pedicap, and seat himself over 'her' left, beside the nervous Yuri.
"Let's eat somewhere else," He whispered to Yuri's right ear, and easily make 'her' blushing, and stuttering, and fidgeting beside him, try to sit as far as possible, which is impossible. "Oh, o.. okay.." He smirks at the fast reactions. Really, Itachi found it amusing to tease the 'girl'. So much, more than anything else, he found it nice to be with another person rather than Kisame all the time. And he really really couldn't help himself.
And, well, its really hard to move too much in a small space like that and soon, 'she' found out that 'she's' trapped inside Itachi's arm. //// what the … happened here??????\\\\ and while 'she's' musing out with 'her' inner ramblings about bad things that gonna happen soon enough (and 'her' inner-self's already jumping all around, yanking his hair, and screaming "DANGEER!!! DANGEEER!!" all the while), they already stopped. "We're here." Calmly stated, Itachi put himself out of the pedicap, and once again, pulling Yuri's hand to help her out from the pedicap too. Snapped, she answered it immediately, "oh, yes." And then stepping down from the pedicap.
He lead 'her' and entering the restaurant, still holding 'her' hand.
//// Why does he still holding out my hand????\\\\ But couldn't say anything at all to him. So silently, he walked down the small corridor, lead by a servant (who exactly know that this guest is very, very wealthy, and bowing her head every time she spoke to them) to a room in the second story, the VIP room, in one of the most expensive resto in the village. And they seat themselves on the small pillow on the tatami.
"What do you want to eat?" Itachi asked her over his menu book.
"Wha.. eer…" really, 'she' doesn't know what to answer.
"What do you think about sushi?" looked over his menu book to ask 'her', he saw a strange emotion running flashily over 'her' face. Just a flash.
/// Sushi??? They really brothers aren't they? Like it or not Sasu, he IS your brother. Ckckckckc… undeniable.\\\\
"What do you want to eat?" he asked again, in a slow and low tone that makes 'her' neck hair stood.
"Anything you want, sir" 'she' answered it in a low tone too, slightly in fear.
"I'm asking you. If you didn't realize about it." Somewhat irritated, he gave 'her' a cool sidelook.
"Yes, sir, I know about it, but I'm just following your orders." Again, didn't know what to say, 'she' just say what's the first in 'her' mind.
"Following my orders huh?" now, amuses warming his tone, and he looked back to the menu book.
"Ah, yes, of course sir." 'She' answers it politely, like 'she' could say anything else beside it.
And so, Itachi ordered their food, a set of Jumbo Dragon Roll, some unagi, a set of Salmon Sashimi and a set of Californian Maki Sushi. Beside that, he ordered few bottle of warm Sake too.
And so, while waiting for their food to come, Itachi asked 'her' to playing the restaurant's Shamisen in the room. So, without any comments, 'she' took the shamisen, checking the string's tightness, and put the pick in 'her' fingers. 'She' played the song she knew very well. 'Her' favorite song when 'she' learned about playing shamisen in the okiya. This song is about a loneliness feeling inside someone's heart. No matter that the person's in the crowd, because he/she's still alone. No one recognize he/she, and the people's just walking trough him/her, and sometimes bumping his/her shoulder. This song tells about a hope that filling his/her heart that finally, somewhere, somebody will come and see him/her and walked away with him/her, holding his/her hand, and lead him/her to a place only for them. The way 'she' sang out the song's really heartbreaking, as the servants sitting outside the room feels like their heart go throbbing as 'she' sings out the song.
So, after the song, the food finally arrived (it's a quite long song) and three servant bringing the food inside. And Itachi motioning with his fingers to Yuri to come and sit and eat.
"Here, eat some." He says silently.
"Hai." Bowing 'her' head slightly and picking the chopsticks.
And after few minutes in silent, Itachi motioning his fingers to Yuri to come and sit closer to him. 'She' complies without much asking, and sits next to him.
"Closer," a low tone emitted from his mouth, and again, 'she' moved 'her' knee to get closer to him
"Closer," and, this time, Yuri had to move again, until their distance is about 15 cm.
And this time, Itachi bend his body over 'her', and before 'she' could register what happened, he licked the edge of 'her' lips, and saying smoothly "you got rice on your lips." And smirking after that, saw 'her' face went red as 'she' run 'her' hand over 'her' face and muttering 'her' thank you.
////why he kept doing that this day??? Geeez…\\\\
After that, 'she' seems cannot concentrate at the conversations that going on with him. It seems blurred out of 'her' ears. 'She' cant even refuse the sake he offered for 'her' to drink.
He handed a cup of sake to 'her', and asked "you could drink it aren't you?"
"Yes sir," And 'she' accepting the cup from him. And they drinked and drinked, and drinked, all the while, Itachi watching 'her' with slight amusement and intentionally keep pouring the sake for 'her'. When he asked few questions to 'her', 'she' could only nodding 'her' head.
And slowly, 'she' started to loose 'her' consciousness. 'She' felt lightheaded,
////just… just… how many glass did I take???\\\\\
But, at the same time, 'she' saw Itachi drinking his umpteenth glass without even losing his consciousness. 'She' pondered about how his stomach could handle the sum of the sake, but 'she' somehow couldn't think properly anymore.
///and he still pouring me the sake…\\\\\
Slowly, Itachi reach for his glass, and pour the sake in his mouth, but he didn't swallow it. He reaches out his hand to Yuri's face, and pressing his fingers to 'her' cheek, and makes 'her' lips parted. He pressed his own lips to 'hers', and pouring the sake to Yuri's mouth.
Slightly shocked, but, because of the lightheaded and the sweet taste of the sake, 'she' couldn't reject it. Somehow, 'she' realized that 'she' drank the sake from his mouth, and the feeling of Itachi savoring 'her' lips, but 'she' can't do anything. 'She' felt that 'her' lower lips are lightly sucked, but, 'she' felt…. Warm… 'She' felt Itachi's hand on 'her' back, pulling their body closer. 'She'felt the sweet taste of the sake, and 'she' too, felt Itachi's hand on 'her' cheek, caressing and lifting 'her' head so he could get a better access. He took 'her' closer, and literally dropped 'her' onto his lap, make 'her' straddling his thighs, and kiss 'her' slowly, but deeply and passionately. He slid his tongue inside 'her' mouth, tasting the sweet sake and 'her' own taste. He got a feeling of spice inside 'her' mouth. And he somehow managed to tangled his tongue to 'hers', and slowly, he sucked 'her' tongue, earning a small appreciative moan.
//// What… I... Loose control... Can't…. Think… loosing my… mind…\\\\\ Yuri thought, but somehow 'she' found out that 'she' wrapped 'her' hands around Itachi's shoulder, pulling him closer, deepening the kiss.
//// Why… why am… I doing… this? And… why can't... I stopped??? \\\\\
Small moan come again from 'her' when Itachi nipped 'her' lower lip.
'Her' mind sluggishly working all over and over but 'she' can't stop to deciding anything. So they still in the embrace of each other in a while, still savoring each other.
Deepening their kiss, Itachi nip 'her' tongue, hard enough to make 'her' whimper, and Itachi licked 'her' lips. He tore their lips apart, and while his hand still caressing 'her' cheek, he watched 'her' face, 'her' big brown eyes, and he kissed 'her' left eye, breathing softly. And he felt that 'her' hands over his shoulder tighten, so he bend his head to 'her' neck, and he suck the skin on the junction between 'her' neck and shoulder. He made 'her' gasping, and he felt 'her' grip over his shoulder tighten while he sucks her neck. He bites it, and the spot's marked an angry red now. He soothing it with tender kisses and licks at the mark, again it made 'her' whimpered. Done with 'her' neck, Itachi go back to the lips, and again, they kissing each other deeply.
'She' realized that this is wrong, that this is not right, that this is not supposed to happen at all, but why are 'she' still holding his shoulder like that, and why are they kissed so passionately??? So deeply, that they couldn't care about anything else??? And why 'she' let his hand over 'her' back sliding down the kimono's collar so that he could kiss 'her' neck??? It's Itachi. The person who wants to catch 'her' so badly. This is Itachi, that wouldn't have any doubt to kill 'her' mindlessly. But….
And between the battle of their tongues, the twinned hands, the tangled kimonos, the bites over the kisses……'She' couldn't care about anything anymore.
Anything……..
Everything…..
Anymore……
//// it's… because of… the sake… yeah… the… sake…\\\\\
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Waking up in the morning, Naruto found himself on his futon, in his chamber, already in his pajamas, and wondering about what's happened last night. He tried to recoil everything and a sheer of imagination about what scene that happen strucked his mind, make his face blanched, but reddened afterwards. He bends his head down, and slowly touched his swollen lips. He pulled himself from his futon to the mirror, he slips open his pajama's left collar, and saw a red mark on his neck.
"What was going on last night?? Why can't I remember anything beside the sushi and the songs??"
He whispers to his reflection on the mirror.
"And how come I'm in my room this morning? In my-"
"Aaah, Nee-chan… So you already up..." Shinya poked her head over the fusuma-door. Checking her Nee-chan, and bringing his breakfast to his room.
"Shinya, what happened last night??" He motioned Shinya to get herself inside his room. She sits obediently behind his back after put the breakfast tray on the tatami., and give his back a light massage and rub down without Naruto's order.
"Weeeell… the mister you're going with took you back last night. And you already sleep in his arm. He insists to carry you to your room, so we show him your room, and he took you here. You look red Nee-chan… I think you drink too much. " Shinya watching her Nee-chan's reflection on the mirror, and adding the, "Don't worry Nee-chan, he didn't do anything to you. I'm the one that took of your clothes." And watching interestedly while her Nee-chan's face turned a bit red.
////well, well, well, what happened last night between them???\\\\
"Aah, thank you Shinya." Naruto dismissed Shinya from his room. He needs to think clearly about a certain things and he doesn't want any disturbance. And so, Shinya walked out from the room silently, after warning her Nee-Chan about eating his breakfast properly, which makes him pouting because it ain't ramen.
After Shinya close the door, he touch his ear, and whispering again to himself, "is it only my imagination, or did he really whispering those words to me??"
The words of…….
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TBC…
OMAKE
One would asks what Itachi and Kisame's doing while they're out of job (in vacation), and it seems like they're having fun between themselves, even though, it seems like Itachi's having fun of Kisame. Its one day at the Sand-Waterfall Village, and Kisame, being Kisame, having trouble to catch himself out from the fun that was offered by geishas around.
"What took you so long Kisame?"
"Aaah, Itachi-san, you're here…"
"It's noon already."
"I see that."
"Kisame…"
"Ahahah… Itachi-san, why are you staring at the window just now?"
"Answer my question, fish"
"Hey… you don't have to be that harsh, don't you? If you really want to know, I'm from the brothel at the end of the village. The girls over there're soooo sweet. They even let me play and eat without even paying…."
//// it's maybe because of your appearance, IDIOT\\\\
"And just because of that, you let me starve here to death? How dare you Kisame."
""w..Wha… errr… Itachi-San…"
"Just how do you want to die, fish?"
"Stop smiling like that… it's creepy."
////AND please shut that mangekyou sharingan off \\\\
"……."
"I'm hungry Kisame, go get me some food."
"OOOkay, okay Itachi-san. What do you want to eat?"
"Bring me a pot of tea, and a stack of….. Sushi…"
'Twitch twitch'
Soo, after all, we could conclude that fish certainly doesn't have enough brain to digest all the things in the world. And, it reeaaaaaly realllllly true, that Itachi is having fun in enslaving his partner, Kisame, who seems like never ever will recognize it.
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A/N: Owkay….what about this??? Eeer…. Did'ja satisfied enough with this chapter?? I'm sorry if I can't satisfy you all... I'm nothing but a human, Ahahahahah… -blush-
I'm talking like I'm a ….. Well, never mind that, kay? -Wink-
I'm trying my best to type correctly, but I guess there still many mistakes here and there, so… sorry again…
And, and… Gaara will be here soon enough to please me. I luv him too, aside Itachi. That's why I give him a call, and he agreed to join my story. Don't you think it's a pleasure to make him fight with Itachi?? (Don't tell Gaara, okay? he'll bury me if he knows I'm asking him to fight Itachi.) -Shudder-
Aaaabout this chapter, after the kissing scene, what do you think??
only make-out session
going deeper than make-out
Itachi doing nasty thing while 'she' falls asleep
Nothing happen when 'she' falls asleep
Hehehehehe…
Just joking guys. Guess that you'll have to think about what you want to think this time.
And, I can't promise I could be fast updating my new chapter. BTW, thanks to the reviewers. I forgot to write up your names guys, so I make it up this time… here it comes… -unrolling the scroll-
VindictiveMuse, Uzumaki-Hikari, Audreonna, noyne, Pampan, liar-just-a-liar, Rara white wolf, Rija, DarknessinShadows, Helen123, RaitenKitsune, Blue-eyed Fox, Quaero lumen, senkoed, StarsOfYaoi, Stalker-san, Between The Nightmares, Failing Mentality.
THAAAANK YOOOOUUUU for the reviews you throw meeee… -glomp glomp glomp-
Now I throw you Naruto's plushies in many poses… catch them. -Throwing severals plushies-
Chibi Ita:are we done yet? -Puff-
Me:eeer… yeah, I guess… that's all for today...
Chibi Ita:good. Good bye forever… -drag Chibi Naru away-
Me: Ma… Matte.. Itachi-kun, we're not done yet…
Chibi Ita:-hard glare-
Me:-tears tears-
Chibi Naru:poor you, It-chaaaan, we're going to help her, kaaaay?? –puppy eyes-
Me:-puppy eyes too-
Chibi Ita:-sigh-
Me:Kyaaaa…. Thank you Itachi-kuuuuuun…
Chibi Ita:Make it fast!!!!!!
Me:kay, I'll give you a call if I'm done with my next script. You two... well, go and have some fun, ne…
Chibi Ita:-drags the squirming Naru away, smirking like mad-
Chibi Naru:gyaaaaaaah…
Me: See ya around fellas… -wave wave-
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And that's for today cats and dogs… I'll see ya around when I'm done with my next chapter.
Ow yeah, I'm already find a new idea for my newest fic. Come and check it out if you had time (when I'm done with the typing thingie…)
Hugs, Loves, and Cookies
Fujii-Kun