Way of Living
CloudxReno; occasional other pairings.
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"I'm gonna fucking kill Cid fer this... What was he thinking, yo?!"
"I have no idea..."
"He never liked the fact that we were lovers, man! Maybe he just sent us here to die in the middle of nothing!"
"... He wouldn't do something like that..."
"Cloud..." Reno snarled quietly. "He sent us to the fucking OUTER SPACE!! I expect everything from him now!"
Said blond sighed softly, grabbing the doorway to keep from floating towards the upper floor. "We were preparing a surprise for him here... he didn't know we were aboard."
"How do ya know that?!" Reno asked, moving as if he were swimming as he desperately tried to reach his lover. "For all that we know he might have seen us through the security cameras and decided to take revenge!"
"We were organizing him a romantic dinner with Vincent: why would he hate us for it?"
Reno opened his mouth with an angry retort on the tip of his tongue but held it, thinking. "... Ya got a point." He said missing the way Cloud rolled his eyes. "Then why did he sent us here?!"
"Great question ya did there, Red."
Cloud sighed and grabbed a nearby tube, clinging to it as he reached to pull his lover to him. "Cid, start explaining." He said glaring at a security camera directed at them.
"Ya two know how Tifa is when drunk, don't ya? Well, she drank a lil' bit more than she should and spilled everything she could remember from the time Spiky had a stick up his ass named Sephiroth to the time being. That includes the dinner thing ya were preparing."
"That doesn't explain why we're here in the middle of nothin'!" Reno snarled, hugging his lover tightly as not to drift away.
"That's simple: Vin and I thought ya could use a lil' time fer yourselves instead of walking around preparing others romantic meetings."
"And couldn't we do that in Gaia?" Cloud asked patiently, rubbing a temple. "I miss gravity already."
"Oh, I can solve that!"
Without a proper warning, a loud buzz was heard and both men, floating a meter above the floor, came crashing down, yelping as they ended in a mess of human limbs. "CID!!"
"Hey, ya wanted gravity! I gave ya gravity! Be happy, ya bunch of fuckin' ingrates!"
Reno growled and freed himself from under Cloud's right leg and chest, blinking as he came across the other man's crouch. "What are we supposed ta do here now, yo? Play cards? Count stars? STUDY THE FUCKIN' PLANETS?!"
"Whadda about having that dinner that was supposed ta be mine and Vincent's? And then date a bit? DAMN, yer dense!"
"Just for how long we'll have to be here?" Cloud interjected, getting up after kicking Reno away from him. "You know I hate small spaces..." He muttered, looking around. He could still remember how his claustrophobia attacked him inside that TINY submarine. Oh, the tightness... the lack of oxygen, the feeling of all that water above you...!
"The Spaceship is programmed to come back in three days, kid. Be sure ta enjoy it!! Now I have a horny sniper waiting fer me so I'll leave ya alone. Touch anything and I make sure ya crash against another meteor!!"
"Hey—"
"JUST SIT DOWN AND EAT YER GODDAMN DINNER!"
Cloud and Reno shut their mouths and sat against the wall, sulking. "Fine..." They both mumbled.
"Good. Over and out then!" And Cid was gone.
Reno looked around slowly and sighed, turning to rest on his lover's arms. "So, what now?"
Cloud shrugged and circled his arms around the redhead, kissing his temple. "... What about a romantic dinner?"
--
Reno giggled, allowing Cloud to feed him a cherry. "They don't know what they threw outta the window, yo." He said, leaning forward to steal a small, quick kiss from his lover.
The blond chuckled and circled his arms around his lover's waist, pulling him to his chest. "Never mind them... We really needed a dinner like this just for us." He murmured, brushing his nose against Reno's. "I got to thank Cid someday... Don't know how..."
"What about a smack across the head, yo? He did send us ta outer space, remember?" The Turk whispered pushing Cloud gently to the floor and straddling his hips, easily working on unzipping the blonde's top.
Cloud shook his head, sighing as he lifted his upper body off the floor to let Reno completely take his shirt off. "Be at least a little grateful, okay?" He asked, unbuttoning Reno's pants as the redhead took off his own shirt and freed his hair.
"Fine, fine..." Reno surrendered, moaning softly as his lover turned him to his back, took of his pants and boxers and quickly proceeded to curl a hand around his arousal, firmly but slowly stroking it. "N-not here... In the bedroom where there isn't cameras, you idiot." He cursed lowly.
"... Fine." Cloud sighed loudly and got up, grabbing Reno and swinging it over his shoulder. "To the bedroom then." He said, slapping his lover's ass just for fun.
Reno yelped and blushed, growling. "I'll walk, thank you!" He trashed and jumped to the floor, pressing against Cloud to hide his lack of clothes from the cameras.
Said blond grinned, squeezing his lover's bare butt carefully. "Feeling shy all of a sudden?" He asked, nibbling the older man's lower lip tenderly and letting a hand caress his lover's hip, before grabbing his leg and wrap it around his waist.
"I just think that I ain't that much of a porn star." The redhead sighed, feeling his lover's free hand slid down his back and make shivers run up his spine before a finger started rubbing his entrance, showing its owner's desire to get to somewhere private. "Fuck, fine. Just get us to the fucking bedroom already." Reno moaned softly, circling his arms around his lover's neck and throwing his other leg around the blonde's waist, yelping in pain as his foot came in contact with something. "Crap!"
"Huh?" Cloud mumbled stupidly before yelping as well as the ship shook and they were both thrown to the floor. "What happened?"
"I kicked somethin', dunno what..."
Both men looked around and held a breath as they saw a control roll around before the ship shook once more. "Oh crap... What did you do?!"
"I have no idea, it wasn't on purpose yo!"
"On purpose or not, we're in BIG trouble!"
'Error code 4567. Error code 4567. Route will be changed.'
"WHAT?!"
'New destination: Earth. Time to landing: 30857475678654 minutes and 45765986745 seconds.'
"Earth...?" Reno whimpered running to the other room and coming back completely dressed. "Just where the fuck is Earth? Is it far?"
"You should be asking if it's liveable, you idiot." Cloud roared, grabbing a microphone nearby and nearly punching a button right beside it. "Cid. Cid, its Cloud, answer this crap. CID!!"
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE YA OLD MAN, JUST PICK UP THIS CRAP! ROCKET TOWN, WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!"
--
"Hmm, Cid?"
"What, babe?"
Vincent lifted his head from his pillow and looked around, listening to familiar screams nearby. "... I think Cloud and Reno are trying to contact you."
Cid blinked and stopped to listen, grinning. "Oh, I hear them."
"They seem troubled."
"Oh, I bet they jus' want us to let them stay up there fer a few more weeks!" The pilot laughed loudly, lighting a cigarette. "They'll be fine."
"I don't know."
"C'mon, bat... What could go wrong?"
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Theme: Date in Space
Word count: 1257
Last drabble before I start typing BR! And Crisis Core will be mine tomorrow! MWAHAHAHAHA. ... Ahem... yeah.
Here are the themes already done and waiting to be done (I'll be removing the ones already done!):
Valentine's Day / waterfall / treasure hunt - SWW
Beach / Hula - WIP
Snowboard - SWW
Cinema - SWW
Dentist - SWW
Cherry blossoms - SWW
Fight / Break Up - SWW
Reno fights over Cloud -SWW
Long business trip and reunion scene - SWW
Aerith's Birthday - SWW
Snowball fights / snow angels - SWW
A date in space - done
Caffeine/Sugar - SWW
Porn Collection - SWW
Videogames - SWW
Disneyland - SWW
Painting Lesson - SWW
Session with a Marriage Counsellor - SWW
Popular Reno / Smart Reno - SWW
Lotion - SWW
Yazoo flirting with Reno - SWW
Kidnapped - SWW
Claustrophobia - SWW
Interrogation - SWW
Picnic - SWW
Disguise (Reno disguised as a woman XD) - SWW
Hurt (alternative, sad ending to Disguise) - SWW
Concert - SWW
Rain and Boom (RudexTifa, Reno gets a brother named Axel XD) - SWW
Cloud mistakes Axel for Reno, whose dead - SWW
Vacation - SWW
Reno's twin scars - SWW
Pets - SWW
Song - SWW
Dinner - SWW
Teddy bear - SWW
Birthday - SWW
Stalker - SWW
Spin the Bottle – SWW
Seduction – SWW
Proposal – SWW
Cutter – SWW
Dead Pet – SWW
Role-playing on the Bedroom – SWW
Purple Nail polish – SWW
Gift – SWW
I'm Fine – SWW
New Year – SWW
Comparison – SWW
Glasses – SWW
Photo Album – SWW
Karma – SWW
Hugs – SWW
Cloud teaches Reno how to cook – SWW
Addition – SWW
Breakfast – SWW
Puzzles – SWW
Turkey – SWW
Cheerleader!Reno – SWW
Reno fooling Kadaj – SWW
Shattered Dreams – SWW
Horror movie – SWW
Reno without hair gel – SWW
Hidden Truth – SWW
Long anticipated answer – SWW
Shopping – SWW
Setting an Example – SWW
Left Alone – SWW
Boredom – SWW
Laser tag – SWW
When The Fangirls Attack – SWW
Pups – SWW
Nightmare – SWW
Cheating – SWW
Blood – SWW
Exorcism – SWW
Promised Land – SWW
Island – SWW
Can't stop the rain – SWW
Ramen – SWW
Zoo – SWW
Double MPreg – SWW
Purring!Reno – SWW
Senses – SWW
Pillow Fights/Feathers – SWW
Shadows of the Past – SWW
Cloud stalking Reno – SWW
Surfing Cloud – SWW
Electric kiss – SWW
Drunken Singing – SWW
Sister – SWW
Baby issues – SWW
Acceptance – SWW
Slowly Dying Inside – SWW
Darker side – SWW
Silence – SWW
Death – SWW
Dying – SWW
Rage – SWW
Dreams – SWW
Love – SWW
Their Phobias – SWW
Drunk!Reno – SWW
Night on Town – SWW
Pirates – SWW
Schizophrenia – SWW
Morning – SWW
Santa!Cloud - SWW
If you're thinking about any other theme, please ask for it on a review, signed or not :D I'm aiming to the 200 drabbles! (And if I forgot about any theme you already requested, please point it out Dx)