THIS CHAPTER IS RATED "M" FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT

Trish woke up next to Dane. He was holding her, cuddling, lovingly. He was naked apart from his boxer briefs, which did little to keep his throbbing member from bursting forth. Trish shivered with excitement. She had a guy right next to her, ready go for it.

She smiled as she felt his warm breath on her neck, and his body heat keeping her warm. Suddenly -

"Rise and shine, Trish!" Dez yelled, bringing her out of her slumber.

"DEZ!" Trish shrieked, her happy place had been ruined by the voice of the bane of her existence. "YOU ASS!" She screamed and began to chase him around Sonic Boom, knocking over several guitars, and a keyboard Ally had set up as a display.

Ally walked down the stairs with Austin.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Ally exclaimed. She ran down the rest of the step swiftly and put back all of the instruments to their rightful place. Trish and Dez stood side-by-side, at attention. Austin went to stand beside Dez, knowing Ally would want to lecture all of them about "safety around the instruments" and stuff. Everyone always listened to her ramble on, but it wasn't like they actually wanted to. They all had their reasons.

Austin bothered because he loved her and got a hard-on every time she got dominant around him. Trish listened because it gave her an excuse to not be at work. Dez didn't have a reason, he just followed everyone else, like a stupid, loyal dog.

And yadda yadda yadda...

Sometime later, after Ally finished her two-hour shpeel, which put everyone to sleep, she walked off, proud of herself for torturing them so maliciously.

Trish woke up first, looked at her watch, noticed the time and ran to get back to Hooters. She couldn't miss another day or she'd be fired and she didn't want that to happen! This was her first job she actually enjoyed! She liked it because she was able to boss annoying, stupid bitches around like a slave-driver, and because she got free food and money.

Unfortunately, her sad tale was about to begin... in Hooters.

All the sluts- ahem, ladies- were standing around, almost naked, with nothing but tight showy bras on and tight thongs that were almost sucked up into their bodies by their huge, loose vaginas.

Trish yelled through her megaphone in order to be heard over their loud talking and the song "Don't Drop That Thun Thun", "SHUT UP! I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF WORK TOO, YOU KNOW! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

That's when her troubles began: Dane walked in, and the girls immediately got busy, making him feel "good".

Trish couldn't do anything, as she was frozen in place, forced to watch as her boyfriend got rubbed and touched where she thought only she would be able to touch. The "lead bitch", Amelia, started licking his neck and moving his hands over her bra clasp.

Trish grabbed the closest thing to her: a fire extinguisher. This had to end fast, or she would never be with Dane.

In a blind rage, she swung it, hitting one, two, three, and eventually six of the Hooters sluts. She stopped after she saw Dane grab Amelia's breasts and gently squeeze them.

Trish couldn't bare it any longer: she dropped everything and ran out crying.

Ally was reading a magazine when Trish came in, crying, heartbroken. Ally immediately got up and went to comfort her friend.

"It's ok, Trish, calm down..." Ally whispered soothingly into her ear.

Trish motioned for her to move closer to her mouth, preparing to whisper... "NO IT'S NOT! DANE'S IN THERE GETTING READY TO FUCK THOSE SLUTS!"

After that, Ally didn't hear anything else. Except from the ringing in her ears. That's why she hadn't noticed that Dez had been listening, and he was ready to kick those bitches' asses.

He walked into the Hooters and saw the girls in a circle around Dane, who was sitting in a chair, giving him lap dances.

No way, Dez thought. They would not break his love's heart!

So he got a nuclear bomb and blew up the mall. That was the end of that day and everyone died. The end.

No, that's not what happened at all. It just happened really fast.

In reality, Dez pushed the women away and just punched Dane square in the jaw. Dane gaped in shock, and did Dez. He didn't know he had it in him.

Actually, to be honest, no one even knew he could hurt anyone. But he had. He did! Everyone heard the crack and Dane's head snapped to the right at the force of the blow.

Then Dez did it again, even harder. No one stopped him, everyone just stopped there. The room was silent, even Trish and Ally, who had gone to talk stood still at the door.

K. O.

Trish sat in Sonic Boom with Dez, Ally and Austin. It had been a week, and since that day Trish had been fired after her boss saw the security footage of that incident and several others, where Trish would whip the girls as punishment for naughty behavior, and her adventure from the last chapter.

It was the first time they were all together since then.

Ally spoke first, "Sorry about your boyfriend."

Trish smiled, "Oh, it's fine. It taught me a lesson."

"What's that?" Austin asked.

"Never steal a boy you've never met from a mall store."

Everyone agreed with an "Amen, sister." Then, they all left Sonic Boom, going to prepare for another day, with all new problems and hilarious new situations.