Waki 45
"Will? What's going on? Why are you so happy?"
"Heh heh heh…"
"Oh my… You did it, didn't you? Oh my God, you DID!"
"Well… Not really. He still has no idea who I am."
"But you did it! You finally shagged him!"
"Elizabeth! Please!"
"Ok, fine then. The two of you 'made love'. I knew it. Ha ha, Anamaria is NOT going to be happy."
"… Anamaria?"
"Yeah. We placed a bet. She said the two of you would wait until we got to port and then spend a nice, romantic candlelit week locked up in some random inn. I thought it was more likely you'd just get it on right here on the ship."
"… You disgust me."
"It's the pirates. They're a horrible influence."
"Yes, of course. Bloody pirates."
"I'm so happy for you, Will! You've finally gotten what you wanted."
"Uh… Right…"
"… Will? You DID do it, didn't you? You DID sleep with him?"
"…Um…Maybe you shouldn't be cashing in on that bet just quite yet."
"… Bloody hell, Will. If you didn't shag him, then why are you so damn bright and cheerful?"
"Well… I told him how I feel…"
"And?"
"He wasn't upset by the thought. He was a little confused, but he wasn't all 'Ew, the eunuch likes me!' or anything like that. Oh, and he let me kiss him. Twice. On the mouth."
"… You are a sad, sad boy, William Turner."
"What? Why?"
"You just are. Now wipe that stupid grin off your face. It makes you look like an idiot."
"Yes, Mother. And you know what? I never really wanted to sleep with him in the first place. That's not the point. The point is, he doesn't hate me. He might not love me yet, but he doesn't hate me. I think that's something."
"Yes, it is. So is a chamber pot."
"You're completely missing the point of this, aren't you?"
"Go to bed, Will."
"Fine then."
"…"
"…"
"Will?"
"What is it, Elizabeth?"
"Was it nice, snogging him? I mean, he didn't taste like mouldy cheese or anything, did he?"
"Go to bed, Elizabeth."