YES! I managed to finish this chapter in, like, two days! Yay for me! But, yeah, what I really wanted to say is, that we're getting to the end of this story and there'll only be 1 or 2 more chapters. But this is not the end, for I shall write more stories and they shall be as silly as this one!

So. Four went ahead and invited all of Will and Christina's friends for a 'nice family dinner', as he called it. The purpose of this was to decide what will be the baby's name. Will and Christina said the purpose was to gather suggestions for the baby's name, but Four ignored them.

"How about… MISSISSIPPI!" Zeke says and makes a face that shows he's really impressed with his own idea.

"What?" Christina asks.

"You know, like some kids are named after places... London, Paris, Brooklyn, China,…"

"Mississippi is a river, you know that?"

"Still! It sounds so cool! And it's unisex! If she's a girl, they can call her Missy and if he's a guy, they'll call him Sippy!"

"SIPPY!?"

"Yeah… Cool, right?"

"But… Mississippi's not a name…" Will says.

"Neither was Will a long, long time ago and look at you now!"

"No, no Mississippi. Zeke… just no," Christina ends the Mississippi discussion.

"How about Rock?" Lynn asks.

"Again- WHAT?" Christina asks.

"Oh, come on! We're a modern society, be creative! And we've got rocks all over the Dauntless compound so… why not name a kid after them? Everyone'll think she's the Dauntless-iest Dauntless there ever was!"

"Why would that help her?" Will asks.

"Because being a Dauntless kid I know people sometimes tell you you're not Dauntless enough for your faction and having a cool name can sure help!"

"Sorry. Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact Lynn thinks Rock is a girl's name?" Christina asks.

"Well what would it be? A boy's name?" Lynn asks.

"Most likely, yes!"

"No!" Lynn starts rolling on the floor and laughing.

"What's so amusing now?"

"Rock… A BOY!" Lynn seems to be choking.

"Lynn, are you okay?" Uriah asks.

Lynn gives him a thumbs up and holds her stomach in something that looks like pain, but is apparently amusement. She stands up and chuckles a couple of times. "BOY!"

Christina's not following.

Neither is Will.

"Yeah. Okay…" Christina says.

"Good one, Chris!" Lynn points at her. "Yeah, I'm outta suggestions…"

Nobody manages to speak up after this incident.

"No, but really, someone suggest something!" Four says.

"Alrighty! I think, if it's a girl, she should be…" Marlene starts, then reaches for her pocket. "I made a little list…" she pulls a tiny piece of paper out. "Wait…" she unfolds the tiny piece of paper and it ends up being a human-sized list. She cleares her throat. "So, for the girl names… Sarah, Bonnie, Melissa, Marlene- see what I did there?" she laughs.

Christina nods.

Marlene continues to read the list and after a while, it seems like she has 'accidentally'- as she put it- wrote her name on that list more than one time. When she finishes with the girl names, they count 12.

"Wow… I was really tired when I was writing this!" she laughs.

"Yeah. Sure," Zeke comments.

So then Marlene pulls out the male names list. Nobody really listens to her, until she reads the end of the list. "… James, Dallas, Norman and… Oh! Would you look at that- Marlene!"

"Shocker."

"And MY name is nowhere on there!" Uriah complains.

"Okay, Marlene… Thanks for your suggestions, we'll keep them in mind when naming the kid!" Will pats her shoulder and gives her a thumbs up. Obviously, they're not going to name their baby girl Marlene. Neither will they name the baby Marlene if it's a boy.

"Anyone else got any suggestions?" Christina asks. She looks at Shauna, Uriah, Edward, Tris, Lauren, Al and Grace. They're the ones who she's referring to. Peter, Eric, Tori and Martine were not invited. Actually, Martine was, but she said she's busy. Sure.

"Um… I guess I have a few suggestions?" Shauna says. "But I can't guarantee these weren't on Marlene's list already!" she takes a little note out of her pocket. Everyone is relieved when they see the little note isn't a folded, human-sized roll of paper. "Wait…" Shauna stares at the paper with concentration. "Um… I don't really know how to pronounce these…"

"How did you think of names that you've never even heard of?" Zeke asks her.

"Well, I wanted my suggestions to be the best ones, obviously! So, I went to the library-"

"There's a library?"

"Since when do we have a library?"

"But we're not Erudite!"

People seem to be shocked by this valuable piece of information. Just like Will was that one day, a few months ago.

"Yes. Yes, we have a library. So I borrowed this book with names and I looked for really unique ones! But… But now I can't pronounce them," Shauna explains. "Okay… Um… I'll just spell them! X-C-H-Y-L-E-R, that's the first suggestion… Then there's T-I-O-N-J-E-W-L-N-I-Q-U-E…"

"How many names are on there?" Edward asks.

"Wait- Just two more!" Shauna says. "Then we have S-A-O-I-R-S-E…"

"Sorry- one more question! Which gender are these for?" Christina asks.

"Ha! Like I know! You decide, I can barely spell these!" Shauna laughs. "So, yeah. And then there's this last one. God, I can't even spell this one, it's so weird…"

"Spell it, maybe one of us will be able to pronounce it!" says Zeke.

"Okay… um…" Shauna frowns and looks at the name. "You know what, you try to spell this! I can't, it's impossible!" she hands Zeke the paper.

"Fine…" Zeke takes a look and shoots an angry glare at his girlfriend. "EZEKIEL?!" he shouts. "You can't pronounce EZEKIEL?! You are aware that that's my full name, right?"

"Oh… I thought your name is spelled E-Z-E-K-E-A-L-L-E!" Shauna says.

"Why would my name be Ezekealle?!"

"I don't know!" Shauna says defensively. "At least my version actually has Zeke in it!"

"SHUT UP!" Four screams. "Sheesh… So, who's next?"

"Oooh! I wanna be next!" Lauren raises her hand.

"Go ahead, Lauren," Four nods.

"Okay, so I thought- for the girl- Hope, Melody, Faith, Harmony…"

Christina and Will don't seem amused.

"What's wrong, you guys?" Lauren stops and asks.

"Well… Hope and Melody seem kind of… dramatic? And Mary Sue-ish."

"But wait! You haven't heard my suggestions for the boy yet!" Lauren clears her throat. "Sky- oh, that one also works for the girl- Diego, Phoenix-"

"Stop it, Lauren. It's not gonna work out!" Will says.

"Well I think Lauren has good suggestions! Her names have meaning!" Four says.

"But they're cliché!" Christina objects.

"How about Mystery for the girl?" Lauren says.

"How about no?"

Lauren crosses her arms and turns her back at everyone. "I don't want to play this game anymore!"

Christina sighs. "Let's just ignore her!" she whispers to Will.

"Okay!" Will agrees.

"Well, I have four suggestions! Two for the girls and two for the boys!" Uriah says.

"Ok, let's hear it!" Four says.

"Wait, I wrote them down on my iPhone…" Uriah opens up a document and reads. "For the boys I suggest Michael and Tyler and for the girls, Jasmine and…" he looks startled for a second. "MARLENE?"

Marlene smiles.

"Ok, I swear I had something else here! Marlene wrote this, she stole my phone!" Uriah tells everyone.

"Such accusations!" Marlene gasps.

"Marlene?" Four looks at her with disbelief.

"Fine… I wrote it."

"Al, Grace, Edward- do you have suggestions? And please, if you do, let them be good!" Will asks.

"Well, um… I think something exotic would work!" Edward starts.

"OH goodie!" Christina says, sarcastically.

"Hey! I'm a professional belly-dancer! What did you think I was gonna suggest?"

"Okay! Let's hear it."

"Good. I though, for the female names, Shakira-"

"NO!"

"Let me finish! Shakira, Aaliyah, Esmeralda. And male names- Alejandro, Bailando-"

"That's not even a name."

"I know, but it has this exotic sound to it!"

"Spanish, to be precise. It's not even that exotic."

"Shut up, Christina! It's not like it's YOUR baby!"

"It's exactly like that! It IS that!"

"Hey, let the man finish!" Four interrupts.

"Thank you. So, where was I? Oh! Bailando, Avocado, Guava, Parmigiano and, finally, Pete."

"My turn!" Grace says.

"I feel like this won't be good either," Will mumbles.

"This is all unisex, I feel. It works just as fine for girls, but they're mainly boys' names. Lemme break it down, clown! Drake, Eminem, Pitbull, Jay-Z, Avicii, Guetta and Tupac."

"Um… no."

"You think so now, but in a few years, when everyone will be rockin' the name Pitbull, you'll be oh-so sorry!"

"How 'bout Aquamarine?" Lauren butts in again.

"Actually, I like that!" Christina starts.

"Really?"

"Hell no!"

"Who's left? Al?" Will asks.

"Um, yeah… I don't have any suggestions, but I really like Mississippi!" Al says.

"Not you too!"

"Only like a male name. If it's a girl, then I'd say Marlene's pretty good!"

"You see?" Marlene asks.

Al laughs. "Yeah, um no. Marlene bribed me! I got fifty dollars."

"She's THAT desperate?" Four asks.

Marlene looks really mad.

"So… Zeke bribed you too?" Will asks.

"No. I really like Mississippi!"

"Ha!" says Zeke.

"Well, we're not naming the baby Mississippi!" Four decides. "I believe it's my turn now!" he seems really enthusiastic. "My suggestions, for the girls' names, are: Rosie-"

"You said that one already!" Christina accuses.

"No!"

"Yes! Yes, you did! After the appointment at the doctor's!"

"Let me at least finish! I have more suggestions!"

"Let's hear them then!"

"Ok. So, then we have Rosalie- but I thought you could maybe call her Rosie- and Rosalyn- and for this name, the nickname Rosie works just as fine!"

Christina tries not to roll her eyes.

"And for the boys' names: Stefan, Stefon, Stephon or Stevon," Four finishes.

"Wow, how creative," Will says.

"Mock all you want, but I think everyone agrees that Rosie and Stefan are the best suggestions!" Four tells him. "Am I right?"

Sounds of no particular approval and slight disapproval fill the air.

"I really REALLY like Mississippi!" Zeke says.

"And I like Marlene!" Marlene ads.

A fight erupts.

"GUYS! GUYS, CALM DOWN! SHUT UP!" Christina yells. Everybody shuts up. You don't wanna mess with angry, pregnant Christina. "Did you forget about Will and I? We're the parents, remember?"

"Yeah, and we'll name the kid whatever WE want!" Will backs her up.

"And you won't be able to do anything about it! If we want to, we can name the kid Mississippi or Marlene, or even Stefon, but it's our choice to make!"

"Yeah, and if we wanna, we can name the kid Broccoli!" Will fails in his attempt to make a point.

Four looks really unhappy. "You guys, this dinner party is ruined! Go home, everybody! The meeting is dismissed!" he says, pushing the guests towards the door. Before he, himself, leaves he strikes a dramatic pose. "I hope you're happy!" and with that, he slams the door.

So it's month 9 of Christina's pregnancy and she's supposed to give birth to the baby soon. Will has always thought she was a crying mess before, but what he saw were in fact just tiny little mood swings. This, now, was hell.

"WIIIILL!" she cries from the living room.

"Just a moment, sweetie! I'm making you hot chocolate! Which you requested a moment ago… Remember?" Will replies.

"What hot chocolate?"

"You don't remember?"

"Oh! That chocolate… Yeah, I've watched, like, five TV shows in the meanwhile… One forgets these things after such a long time!"

She's been acting like a diva for the past month. Every day. Will forgot what it's like to have free time in the meanwhile. Now all he does is serve his girlfriend. One moment she needs tea, the next she needs a donut (which is now allowed for Christina- but not for Will. Apparently his job now is to take care of the mother of his unborn child), then they ran out of tissues so Will has to go to the store, then it's to cold and she needs another blanket…

"Here, hot chocolate with two marshmallows, the way you requested!" Will puts down a plate with hot chocolate and heart-shaped biscuits on the coffee table in front of the couch.

"What is THIS?" Christina takes one of the cookies and glares angrily at it.

"I bought you some cookies when I went to the store I thought you might…" but Will doesn't have time to finish his sentence.

"NO! I don't want these cookies, they're gross!" Christina throws the cookie she held in her hand into Will's face.

He takes a few deep breaths to calm down. "Fine, I'll take them back to the kitchen…"

"Was that so hard?"

Will takes the bowl filled with cookies into the kitchen and places them on the table. He eats one.

What's wrong with Christina? These are delicious!

"WILL!"

Here we go again.

"What is it?"

"I didn't say I'm not hungry, you know!"

"What do you need now?"

"Well… You know those gummy bears?"

"Yeah. I'll go buy them," Will says and goes put his shoes on. He grabs his wallet and opens the door. "What flavor?" he asks before leaving.

"Cinnamon!"

"They don't make cinnamon!"

"YOU DON'T LOVE MEEE!" Christina starts sobbing and angrily punching a pillow.

"Shh! No, Christina! I do! I do love you and I'll get you those cinnamon gummy bears!" he panics.

Christina seems to be fine after this. "Okay!"

Will leaves the house and prays some miracle happens, that will make cinnamon gummy bears exist.

Christina switches the TV off at home. She just felt the baby kick. And this time it's not like when she felt it before- this time it's for real. The baby's coming!