HitsuSaku ABC
Chapter 2 : B
Building Castles in the Air
Summary :
"And therefore , we shall- Sakura are you even listening ?" Toushiro asked , irritated . "Haaa , I'd love to Marshmallow-kun !" she sighed dreamily , eyes glazed . Toushiro twitched . "Sakura pay attention !" She sat up straight , but a dreamy grin was on her face . "Hai , captain Sushigami !"
"IT'S SHINIGAMI , SAKURA ! WAKE UP !"
Now start !
A bucket of ice cold water as thrown on the figure snuggling in the sheets . It was 8 in the morning , two hour past her wake up time . "KYAAAAA , RAPIST !" she screamed and chucked a pillow at her assaulter . "Sakura wake up !" a male voice yelled . Sakura sat up quickly , throwing another pillow , and another , and another …. Until all the pillows were nonexistent on her bed , and immediately snored , sitting up .
Toushiro twitched angrily . "That's it ! SOUTEN NI ZASE , HYOURINMARU !"
A cry that woke up half of the Soul Society as heard .
"GYAAAAAAAAAHHH ! COLD , COLD , COLD ! YOU'RE SO MEEEEAAAAN !"
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Toushiro was still twitching . Sakura was still leaning on him , drooling at the back of his captain's Haori . She outright refused to stand up on her own and had resorted to fully leaning on him . He had contemplated splashing her with coffee but that would just waste his time . He didn't want to pick her up because people would then know of their secret relationship .
But now … Sakura was snoring really loudly in his ear and it was ticking him off .
So he sighed loudly and picked her up bridal style . She shrieked in surprise and wrapped her arms around his neck to avoid falling off . "Can you NOT be mean to me for at least one day ?" she yelled . He smirked . "The day will come when your hair's not pink anymore ."
"Why are we going to the office again ?" she hissed . She just wanted to sleep , but someone decided that his needs come first . She just wanted to smack that annoying , cocky smirk of his cherubic face now.
"A meeting ." he replied simply . "How can you forget that ? I repeated it several times yesterday ."
"How can I remember if you keep drilling it in my head ? I have other things to think about , okay ?! And your voice is too annoying so I shut it out ."
Freezing her sounds quite tempting right now .
'Why not ?' Hyourinmaru asked . 'It's not like you'd get caught .'
Toushiro glared at him . 'She's practically best friends with everyone . I'll have Soul Society after my ass if they knew I did it !'
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15 minutes before the meeting ends …
"-and therefore , we shall-" Toushiro stopped when he saw Sakura looking unfocused . Waving his tanned hand in front of her face , he yelled , "Haruno Sakura , are you even listening ?!"
Sakura's Unfocused and somewhat Certain Pov –meaning she doesn't know that she's not really focusing-
The sock monkey knight stood tall and waved his stick in front of her face . "Haru no Sakura , I am Sockku Knightus , the one sent by Queen Cheesecake to retrieve you ." he said in a high pitched voice . Sakura nodded and followed him to the Castle of Cheese , but swam through the Icecream River to get to it . It was so cold ! and then they had to go up the mountain of Pocky that was known for its uneven texture . "Yes , My Cheesiness ?" she said and kneeled before the yellow haired queen . The queen guffawed , spilling cheese from her mouth . "I called you here …"
"FOR A PARTY ! WOOO !"
XxX Back to reality XxX
Rangiku was sitting in her seat , guffawing at her captain's attempts to wake his girlfriend up . It had ranged from shaking her shoulders , to drawing on her face , to pulling her hair , to dipping her face in a bucket of cold water , and dragging her up and down the stairs face first . Finally , there was one last resort , but it was super duper extra gross , and he was sure that he'd never live it down .
He grabbed a random male seated member and leaned his face close to his . The poor guy as hyperventilating in awkwardness and was looking at him wide eyed . Just as they were about to –ehem - , Sakura woke up , gasping . "MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD ! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN !" She yelled , pointing at him and then throwing a knife she got out of nowhere at him , nearly hitting his family jewels . Then she blacked out .
Rangiku laughed again . "She's possessive even in her sleep . You're so lucky , taichou !"
XxX At Sakura's Home XxX
Toushiro chuckled . "You went quite overboard , Sakura ." Sakura giggled and snuggled more into his lap. "I don't care , Shiro-chan . If killing someone is required to make everyone see that you're mine , then so be it ." He smirked and kissed her forehead . "But you didn't have to throw a knife at him , Saku ."
"I don't care ."
Toushiro chuckled again . "I love you , you crazy maniacal and reckless girl ."
"Yeah , yeah , love you too , sweets . Now go get me ice cream or I'll castrate you ."
~OWARI~
Soo ? Was it good ? Bad ? Horrible ? Tell me ! It was supposed to be longer , but then the next chapter would come out later . So … Yeah .
Anyways , got the waking up methods from How I Met Your Mother . Great show , you should watch it !
That's all for now .
Buh bye !
Spoiler :
Chance Meeting