Please review! Well, where did I last end with... I remember now!
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Anyways, Bowser reached out of his shell to pull out a card. He quickly gave it to Mario, he was shaking and covered his eyes, who was prepared with a horrible date with death.
Bowser handed him the card and waited for Mario to take it and read it. Mario kept shaking, and all around the mansion, everybody could hear Mario's teeth shaking. After an hour of this continuing, Bowser finally lost his patience.
"Will you just take this apology card." asked Bowser, eager to see Mario's reaction. Mario took the card hesitantly and threw it up in air, thinking it was a bomb.
"What goes up must come down." said Bowser quietly as the card floated down gently and landed into Mario's hands. Mario opened the card:
I'm sorry I was mean to you, It said.
"Will you ever forgive me?" asked Bowser.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." thought Mario as he ran all the way to Italy. He ran bravely into a restaurant and took the nearest table. Soon a waiter came and gave the creepiest look Mario had ever seen.
"What would you like?" he asked.
"Let's see... I would like 17 plates of spaghetti, 31 plates of pasta, 4 bowls of Cesar salad, 129 cookies, 8 jugs of milk and chocolate cake." said Mario.
"We don't even have half of that stuff or supplies." said the rather creepy waiter.
"Get it... NOW!" Shouted Mario as the waiter ran to go across the world for the order. Unfortunetly, Mario let off a fireball while shouting that burned down the place. The police came in to see what happened and took Mario to jail.
At jail, Mario was sitting on his bunk bed staring at the ceiling, thinking if he could trick Bowser to reveal that he is still evil, very evil.
"Maybe Bowser is actually changed?" thought Mario as he stared blankly at the card. "Of course not!" he thought as he burned the card to crisp. He watched as the ashes fell down.
"You'll never take me alive!" shouted a familiar voice.
"We just did!" shouted a deep gruff voice. Mario peered as far as he could only to see Link being dragged by a large man. The man opened Mario's cell and threw Link in there.
"Why is it that wherever I go, you're there as well?" asked Mario.
"This was a coincidence! You see, I went to a restaurant in Italy and I ordered 17 plates of spaghetti, 31 plates of pasta, 4 bowls of Cesar salad, 129 cookies, 8 jugs of milk and chocolate cake. The waitor told me that they did not have that stuff so I yelled to go get it and he left. When I was shouting I made a fireball that burned the restaurant and you know the rest." said Link as he was gasping for more air.
"Dude, get some originality." said Mario.
"I got an idea!" shouted Link.
"No more flashbacks! Everybody hated the first one." said Mario as he watched a guard guarding the horribly guarded place.
"Listen!" said Link as he looked up to show that there was a vent.
"I did not see that before." said Mario, curious.
"I make things happen" replied Link. "You will sneak into that vent since you're a migit(Mario:What did you call me)and I will distract the gaurd."
Link started jumping and shouting. The gaurd noticed this.
"I'm distracting! Look at me!" shouted Link.
"I'm totally distracted." said the guard.
Mario opened the vent and snapped the guard's neck. Mario opened the door and they were free.
"You know, Pikachu did hipnotize Bowser." said Link.
"Great! Maybe he has something to do with all of this." said Mario and after a while, they were at the door of the Smash Mansion.
"Link, can I ask you a huge favor?" asked Mario.
"What?"
"Die while I will prove that Bowser's still evil."
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Well, the next chapter will reveal many things... Or maybe just one.