Due to dissapointing amount of reviews I have recieved to the story, I have decided to delete this story and never return to I put so much work in each single chapter, and yet I only get an estimated 10 reviews per chapter, even though it is on the alert list of 100 persons. You dissapoint me very much - however, here is what I would've ended the story with -

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"Naruto!"

"Sakura"

Sakura reached out to grab his hand, but he slapped it away. "how could you..." he mumured. "how could you do this to me?" she gazed at him sadly and looked the other way.

"I can't believe it - every...medical sciene would never be able to explain this Naruto" she whispered. He brought a hand to his stomach. "all these years...and...I've been a woman?"

"I'm sorry Naruto - I should've told you before - how can I possibly make it up?"

"I don't want to see you again" he growled angrilly. "I've never loved you anyway! I have loved Hinat- no - since I am a woman now, that must mean I loved Sasuke! and I killed him!"

a voice came from the other end of the room. "killed who?" both Naruto and Sakura turned to see who it was. "Sasuke!!?" they both screamed outloud, the usual calm and collected face of their companion glinted in the room. "yes - that is me"

"...and I am the father of your future child Naruto" Naruto blinked longingly. "Sasuke! I knew all along! finally we can be together"

Sasuke nodded. "yes, I've never liked women anyway - did you see me in the manga? I was very comfortable having a naked dude standing behind me - but when Karin came I showed her away, and she was fully clothed"

and they lived happily ever after!

fin!

...and if you haven't guessed already.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

Of course I won't end this story! and I am satisfied with my reviews XD! hah!

This chapter will be deleted later tonight!