Johnny groaned as his entire back was burnt red from Moonlight forgetting to turn him over.
"Dude, I'm so sorry." Moonlight snickered. Johnny smacked him upside his head.
"Please enjoy this next chapter, this is finally the time to announce the other teams I have received, so prepare your self. This chapter, is going to get awesome." Johnny smiled. Suddenly Moonlight smacked Johnny's back and watched him tear up and scream.
"Read and review everybody." Moonlight smirked as Johnny tackled.
First class was AWESOME! Sorry, but it is true. I watched Rex kick back and enjoy some champagne. I kicked back smiling as I sipped on some fresh Sprite, M.I.R.A had some Root beer, and Sarah tried to order some Bud Light; failed miserably.
"So, where are our parents?" Sarah asked, drinking some Pepsi Zero.
"They are in their plane, it's customary. But right now, we need to talk about something important." Rex said as he brought up a T.V screen. He pressed some buttons on his remote and we watched as some Mobians, I think that's right, appeared that I have never seen before.
"Who are they?" Sarah asked. On screen were two teams; one named Team Ghosty and the other was Team Gamers. On Team Ghosty was a black and white Guinea Pig, a black hedgehog that wears her quills in a ponytail, and a blonde cat with green eyes and really fluffy ears. The Guinea Pig was wearing a black suit and looked a little… scary. The hedgehog wore a red hoodie and jeans. And the fluffy cat, and yes, I'm calling him Fluffy for the time being, wore jeans and a green t-shirt.
The other team had a red and white fox with red hair, a long red haired, C-cup breasted, blue and tan furred mongoose, and a black moppy haired hedgehog that looked a lot like Shadow the hedgehog if he wasn't so… emo and gothic. The Fox was wearing a red and white tracksuit; He also has white boots and white fingerless gloves. The hedgehog was wearing jeans and sneakers and gloves and glasses and had a white tribal tattoo on his back, and the Mongoose was wearing a pink bra and… sorry, got distracted for a second, Jeans, red fingerless gloves, black shoes, and blue-tinted glasses.
"These are some of the new arrivals. Both teams come from Earth, so you can relate and such. But these, are your true enemies." Rex clicked the button to reveal the Babylon Rouges.
"Cool, we get to race along the Babylon Rouges!?" Sarah exclaimed/asked.
"Careful now, these guys are bad news. For years, these guys have been cheating their way through the competition; and yes, I know they are cheating. But, unfortunately, I have been left the laughing stock from my accusations because I had no 'hard evidence'; stupid lawyers. Anyway, my advice is to be careful and to keep your eyes out." Rex said.
"But, I thought the Babylon Rouges usually rely on their skills to win competition." I said confused. I have played a lot of Sonic Rider games and saw them as challenging but fair competitors.
"After their defeats against Sonic and his friends; they kind of got… screwy." Rex explained, talking more with his hands then with his own hands.
"Anyone else getting a feeling of Deja vu?" M.I.R.A asked, more to herself than anyone else.
"In any case, they are the only that are actually dangerous in this competition. Now, obviously the othe teams are Team Sonic, Team Rose, Team Dark, Team Chaotix, Team Underground, Team Archie, Team Wolfer, Team Love, and Team Dimension." As he ran off the names, I watched the characters on the screen.
There was Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Silver, Vector, Cream, Marine, Blaze, Espio, Big, Sonia, Manic, Scrouge, Sally, Bunnie, Aleena, Rouge, Omega, and many more familiar Sonic Characters. But the last two Teams had members that I didn't recognised.
"Seriously, The Babylon Rogues don't remind you guys of anyone else?" M.I.R.A said, again mostly talking to herself.
"Who are they?" I pointed at Team Wolfer and Team Love. Team Wolfer was a team composed of, obviously, wolves. All the wolves were brown, with one of the guys a darker brown, and both guys had super saiyan looking hairdos; with the girl having regular straight hair. Team Love was a weird combination; a brown Mechadllio, A black cat, and her white twin.
"Oh, they are two regulars that never really show up in your world... for some reason; don't worry about them." Rex smiled.
"Team Asshole; that's who they remind me of, right?" M.I.R.A asked as we continued to ignore her, "Oh screw you guys; dicks."
"Okay, I just have one more concern; we don't know how to ride a gear." Sarah said.
"It's the same prinicple as a Skateboard, or a bike, or skates!" Rex said, as we each britghten up when he listed off our speciality. The rest of the flight was magical; think of heaven on cloud trillion on Trump Island… then times that by twenty.
About four hours later, we started to fly over the island. It was an X-games paradise; it was a huge resort built not on but through the mountain. One side of the mountain had a bad-ass snowboarding slope and the other side had the greastest dirttrack for moter cross awesomeness. They had the greatest skatepark in the world with sections for skaters, bikers, and bladers; with an racing area for all three at once.
Even at this height, I could see the many skaters and X-games enthusiasts down below. I actually started crying as we touched down.
"Are you crying?" Sarah asked, chuckling at my embarrassment.
"It's just so awesome." I wiped some tears from my face.
"Well, the awesomeness continues as we walk into the resort and-." Rex was interrupted by someone screaming his name really loudly.
"REXY, YOUR BACK!" We turned to see a calico colored cat run towards Rex and jump on to his back.
"Yeah, I'm back honey." He smiled as he flipped her over and held her in his arms and was about to kiss her; when he saw us still watching.
"Awkward." M.I.R.A said walking away.
"Uh, right; guys, this is my fiance Kinta Richter." Rex let her go and she straighten her uniform up. Now that she wasn't moving, we got a pretty good look at her; first off, she was about a foot shorter than Rex, then again, Rex looks like he's more of a bodybuilder then a talent agent.
She had long black hair with purple streaks, she was wearing a blue denim jacket with a Bowling for Soup rock shirt underneath and a black punk skirt. On the Jacket was the resort's logo, so I guess they allow you to wear whatever as long as you have the logo on the shirt. She also had black fingerless gloves, black Trainers, and her tail was rainbow colored for some reason which stood out the most over all the blackness.
"Oh, is this the new team your sponsoring?" Kinta smiled, Rex nodded.
"Hi, I'm Moonlight, this is Sarah, and-." Kinta giggled.
"Honey, I'm not in the dark; I know you came from Earth. So, what is your REAL name?" Kinta smiled sweetly.
"Oh, sorry; I'm Bobby Booster, this is Sarah Trinity, and this is M.I.R.A." I smiled, pointing at my friends in order.
"Love the outfit." M.I.R.A smirked.
"Aww, thanks, well now; I hope you all enjoy your stay here and if there is anything I could help you with, please just call up front desk and ask for Kinta. I will be your personal assitant here at the resort."
"There is one thing you could help us with." M.I.R.A smirked.
"And what is that?" Kinta smiled.
"I would like the free food deal; and supersize everything!" M.I.R.A smiled cheerily as me and Sarah just facepalmed and sighed.
"There are many wonderful sections of the resort; too many to go through at the moment, so let's cover the best ones." Kinta said as she gave us the tour. " Our first stop is the game room." I now know I have died and gone to heaven when I saw the game room.
They had Xbox one's, PS4s, Wii Us; if it's a video game, they had it. But that's not all, they had Pinball machines, Arcade games, Several Virtual Reality rooms. The owner of this resort must be richer then Donald Trump, Batman, Scrooge Mcduck, and Tony Statk put together.
"Gah!" Was all that came out of my mouth as I saw the Game Room. Sarah actually had to tape my mouth shut because I was starting to dehydrate from drooling so much.
"You are such a Geek." She said, shaking her head.
"Next we have the suites. Each Suite is special desinged for the individual to feel at perfect ease and to perfom at optimum performce level." Kinta said, all nerdy like. To put it in Lammens term "We get badass Rooms!"
"And of course you saw the X-Games courses outside; so I introduce you guys to your locker room. Each Team has it's own designated locker room; though other team memebers can enter, they can't do so without proper authorization from the team that owns the locker room. This is to avoid tampering with equipment and such. And all locker rooms are moniterd by state-of-the-art security systems that are unhackable, unadviodable, and unbeatable." Kinta again showed her geekyness. For those of you that didn't understand; we bascically have our own private locker room that no one can get into with asking.
"This is the main lobby, and those stairs lead to the VIP room which is for contestants only. The kitchen is over there and the guest suites are right down there. That's it for the tour, if you have anymore questions, you know who to call." Kinta smiled, pecking Rex on the cheek and took off.
"She is marvelous, isn't she?" Rex sighed, staring off into dream land.
"Yo, buddy; snap out of it!" I said, snapping my fingers in his face to wake him out of his trance.
"Uh, oh yeah. You guys can take care of yourselves for right now; here are your room keys, your locker keys, your VIP passes. Am I missing something, I don't think so- Oh, right; at around 3 there is a press conference; ask Kinta, she'll lead you to it. Go, behave yourselves and do what ever; I'll see you guys at three!" Rex yelled as he took off.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's head up to the VIP room right now!" Sarah exclaimed, taking off up stairs. We reached the VIP room and gasped at the awesomeness.
"This IS AWESOME!" I shouted as we walked in and partied. We had a hell of a time; Sarah danced like crazy, M.I.R.A was already trying to lock lips with someone, and me? I was just rocking out.
"Wow there Soilder boy; your going to pop and lock yourself up if you don't slow down." I heard someone yell behind me. I turned to see the one and only Amy Rose smiling at me.
"It's a party, I can slow down for you when I'm racing! That is, if your still next to me when I win!" I smirked, trying to sound bad-ass; it didn't help when I tried to turn around and fell on my face instead.
"You think your going to win? Honey, I'm third place grand champion; in this competition, that's like second place." Amy chuckled, giving me the ol' one hand on hip raised eyebrow glare.
"You mean, because of the cheating Babylon Rogues?" I asked, she nodded. Suddenly, I felt my tails lifting something heavy up; I turned to see Fluffy smiling nervously.
"Hi." He waved. I was mostly in shock because of the fact I didn't even know he was on the floor and yet my tails still grabbed him; Amy was in shock because he was trying to check her out from the floor, if you know what I mean.
"WERE YOU LOOKING UP MY DRESS!?" Amy yelled.
"Um, I think the right thing to say is no." Fluffy said. I watched as Amy was about to pound his ass; but I, somehow, pulled him away with my tails.
"I'll take care of him; just, don't move." I said as I carried him away from the speakers and dropped him onto the floor.
"Please don't hurt me!" the cat said, covering his face. I held out my hand and helped him up.
"I'm not going to hurt you; but I am going to this." I smacked him upside the head.
"OW, THAT HURT!" He yelled at me.
"Good, the name's Moonlight; but on Earth I'm Bobby." I smiled as he looked shocked for a sec.
"I'm Mark; here and there. I'm part of Team-."
"Team Ghosty, I know." I interrupted. "That was pretty dumb back there you know."
"I'm disgusting; sue me." Mark shrugged. Suddenly, his teammates came over towards us; and they didn't look like they like me.
"Is this guy messing with you? I'll kick his ass if he is!" the Guinea Pig glared at me.
"Nah, he's cool; he's from Earth like us! Bobby, I'd like you to meet Ginny the hedgehog; aka Ginny Karma. And Kenya the hedgehog; aka Kenya Black. Girls, this is Bobby…" Mark trailed off as I hadn't given him my last name yet.
"Booster, Bobby Booster; but here I'm Moonlight Booster." I smiled.
"Cleveland." Mark smiled shaking my hand.
"I got to go; but next time I see ya I hope it's when your standing and not on the floor staring up skirts and dresses!" I snickered. I turned, and bumped into Storm the Albatross; who spilt his drink all over his...feathers? ...Yeah!
"Oh, fuck." I gulped as he glared at me.
"You spilt my drink on my feathers; you are going to pay now." Storm growled. I was right about those feathers.
"Um, right; technically everything is free here so I don't know how much you want or-." He grabbed the front of my shirt and lifted me off the ground. "Okay, genuinely terrified now." I squeaked.
"You are going to pay with your face; with my fist in it. Because I'm going to pound your face in with my fist so you'll pay." Storm glared, not very smart, is he? Maybe I could use that.
"Um, can I use the bathroom first?" I asked, trying to weasel my way out of pain.
"You're not going nowhere." I tilted my head to the side at that double negative; but didn't have time to contemplate on it as a cup smashed on to the side of his face. But, from the looks of it, all it did was piss him off. We turned to see Team Gamer there looking all badass.
"Put him down, big guy." The hedgehog on the team glared. Storm followed directions; by throwing me at him. As I flew, I remembered something that can save my life; I CAN FUCKING TELEPORT! I focused and teleported safely on the ground; somehow surrounding myself with really hot feline babes!
"Fuck, I can stay here." I sighed as the hot felines curled up against me. I teleported again by Storm and saw him trying to fight Team Gamers; but they were too badass. I watched as the mongoose chick started shooting ice at the big guy and the fox bro was doing some weird blood draining trick that was creeping me out. And the hdeghog? He was just going crazy on poor Storm.
"Fuck yeah!" I screamed as Storm turned towards me. "Oh fuck." I groaned as he backhand the Team and charged me.
"Your next puny Freak!" That was when I released Hell or something; I kind of blacked out. All I know is I flipped over Storm, slammed both feet into his back, charged some weird red ball of energy and threw it at Storm. The ball of Red Chaos, which is what it's actually called but at that moment I called it the Ball of Red Awesomeness, exploded upon hitting his back.
The next thing I remembered was waking in the infirmary with really nothing wrong with me. I saw Sarah and M.I.R.A talking with Team Gamers as I woke up.
"That, hurt, like, hell." I groaned as the hedgehog dude walked over.
"How are you feeling, Bobby?" he asked.
"Like I went toe-to-toe with Storm the fucking Albatross." I smirked as he chuckled.
"I'm Michal 'Darkness' Dawson. This is my team; Monty 'Hawkins' Mardela and Kristy 'Frost' Coleman." He said, pointing at the fox and then the Mongoose who walked over.
"That was pretty sweet what you did back there; you totally pwned him." Frosty smirked, punching me in the arm a little to hard.
"Thanks, and ow; hey, what time is it?" I asked, remembering what Rex told us about the press conference.
"Relax, you woke up just in time." Sarah chuckled.
"Yeah, so come on and let's get going." Hawkins said heading off. I followed them out as we headed towards the press conference. As we headed that way, I bumped into Amy again.
"Hey, you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah, totally fine; happens to me on a daily basis." I smirked as she giggled.
"Listen, tomorrow I'm practice some awesome moves for the contest on Friday; want to hang out and practice?" She shrugged as I nodded.
"Yeah, no prob."
"Great, I'll see at the bike course at 4 tomorrow!" She smiled, taking off. I just stood there, staring at, and yes i'm a hypocrite, her luscious ass as they jiggled away. I was drooling the entire time until Mark came over and closed my mouth for me.
"You're a hypocrite, you know that right?" he smirked as I smacked him.
"Shut up; FIRST ONE TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE IS A LOSER!" I laughed as I ran off ahead with my super speed.
"No fair!" He shouted, running like a fat guy. So far; this was the best day of my life, and it was only going to get better!
"This is the longest chapter on this single story; probably the only long ever for a while." Johnny smirked at the camera as he was placed into the ambulance and driven to the hospital.
"Apparently he has sun cancer now; so he's going to die." Moonlight said, laughing at his agony.
"Cancer is a serious matter." Bobby glared.
"I know, but it's always funny when Johnny is in serious life-threatening agony." Moonlight laughed.
"...He's right. Read and Review!" Bobby laughed.