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The Majestic Tale (of a madwoman in a Dalek)

Part Three


After the running...

"THEN RUN," grated the Dalek who was Oswin Oswald.

"What did you say?" the Doctor looked shocked.

"I'VE TAKEN DOWN THE FORCEFIELD," she/it said. "THE DALEKS ABOVE HAVE STARTED THEIR ATTACK. RUN!"

The Doctor began to run, then paused and looked back. "Oswin, are you-?"

"I AM OSWIN OSWALD," she said proudly, as much as a Dalek could be proud. "I FOUGHT THE DALEKS! I AM HUMAN! REMEMBER ME!"

The Doctor smiled. "Thank you, Oswin. It was good knowing you."

"RUN," she said. "AND CHECK ON YOUR FRIEND. I THINK I'VE HELPED HER."

The Doctor ran.

"Run, you clever boy," the female, un-Dalek voice of Oswin floated from the speakers. "And remember me."

The Doctor ran directly into Amy and Rory as the Daleks began to attack. They were kissing. He covered his eyes. "Oh. Okay. Ew. Stop that. Stop that, now. The planet is being destroyed."

They broke apart. Rory looked at him. "Where's Oswin?"

He grimaced. "It didn't work out. You know how it goes. Long story short, she was a Dalek." He slapped the teleport button. "Come on, come on!"

The teleport activated just as the explosives came down.


Back in the Dalek Parliament, it was complete chaos. Daleks rocked back and forth, talking in their robotic monotone. They were all staring at the blue box that had suddenly materialized in the center of their council. They had no idea what it was.

No one noticed the small, brown-haired girl that was sitting up from the ground, blinking in confusion.

"WHAT IS THIS?" asked the Prime Minister. "EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!"

"Hello!" the Doctor poked his head around the door. "I'm the Doctor! But of course, you know that! I'm just here to pick up something you stole from me! Very naughty, you know. Stealing."

"TITLES ARE NOT RELEVANT IN THIS CONTEXT."

"Oh, come on," the Doctor scoffed. "You know who I am. The Doctor? Your sworn enemy? No?"

"Doctor?" Ace asked. He spun around, and his eyes gleamed.

"Oh. Oh. OH!" he ran over, and hugged her tight. "Oswin Oswald! I could kiss you!" He turned back to the Daleks. "I'm the Doctor. And you will never figure out who I am!"

He dragged Ace quickly into the TARDIS, ignoring her look of surprise. "Come on, Ace! We have worlds to explore! Just wait until you meet River, she'll love you! On second thoughts, don't meet River. It would be horrific. You two would destroy the Earth in five minutes flat."

"DOCTOR WHO?" the Daleks chanted as the TARDIS began to materialize. "DOCTOR WHO?"

Inside, the Doctor grinned. "Exactly," he murmured.