Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, any of the characters, or any locations relating to the show.

Warning: Cursing and quick yaoi sex scene ahead.

It was the Friday of midterms. He had just finished his last exam and Naruto never looked more exhausted.

"I want to sleep,"Naruto thought to himself.

Naruto still had to drive himself home. He walked up to his car, took out his keys to opened the door, and sat down. He was getting really comfortable and started nodding off.

A few moments later, there there was tapping on his window. Sakura had tears running down her face.

"S-sasuke-kun and I b-broke up," she sobbed.

Naruto got out of his car and gave her a warm embrace.

"What happened?"

"S-sasuke said he didn't l-love me anymore."

"I'm sorry. It's okay. Everything will be okay."

"Y-you're right. It's all going to be okay. Because I'm n-not in love with him anymore either. Because I'm in love with you."

Naruto's heart stopped. Did he just hear her correctly? He looked down expecting to see Sakura's pink hair, but instead it was replaced by red spiky hair. The figure looked up and Naruto recognized him immediately. It was the male figure at the library. He couldn't forget those lips and that piercing that hung from it. The man suddenly pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the chest.

Naruto's eyes opened wide. His heart was racing from the fear and the adrenaline.

"Shit," he thought to himself, "It was just a dream."

He tried to regulate his breathing. Once he got it under control, he started the ignition and drove home.

After Naruto got home and passed out, he woke up to get ready for Kiba's party. He put on his favorite orange dress shirt along with a blue tank top and some jeans. Everything he wore had to contain something with orange. Normally it would look weird on others, but it just made the blonde look better. He was happy about it too. After all, it was his favorite color.

When he was ready he walked to his friend's house. It took Naruto only 5 minutes to walk to there since he lived just down the street. He walked through the porch to the door of the house. Naruto saw a lot of his friends inside, and a couple of people he didn't recognize. He knocked on the door and was happy to have been greeted by the host.

"Hey, Kiba."

Kiba Inuzuka has been best friends with Naruto since birth. They have been living down the street from each other all their lives. Kiba was really into animals, especially dogs. He wanted to grow up and be a dog trainer and breeder. He was already in college and trying his best to do reach his dream job.

"Hey, Naruto my man. What took you so long to get here?" Kiba asked.

"Sorry. I fell asleep as soon as I got home."

"Yeah, I hear you. Sakura told me you guys had finals this week. I just finished mine this week too. I almost forgot I had this 'End of Finals' party to throw. If it wasn't for Shino showing up early, I'd be sleeping until tomorrow," he joked.

Half way through the conversation Naruto had already lost interest. They were great friends and all, but Kiba never learned to shut up.

"So you gonna let me in or not?"

"Sorry. Sorry. Come in, my good sir."

Naruto entered the house and went straight into the kitchen. He had already knew that Kiba kept all the alcohol there. After the long few weeks of studying and tests, he was going to reward himself by getting shit-faced.

Few hours (and a dozen or so shots in his system) later, Naruto could barely walk. He stayed put and was talking to his friends Shikamaru and Choji.

Shikamaru Nara was the boy genius in their city. His IQ of over 200 earned him a full ride for college. He took only A.P. classes during school which were 'such a drag', but it allowed him to skip the first three years of college.

Choji Akimichi was a huge food lover. He started off wanting to become a chef, but later on he got an apprenticeship to become a food critic.

"I *hiccup* lub you all soooo much," Naruto slurred. He sat on Shikamaru's lap, making the genius really uncomfortable.

"Hey, man! Get off me!" Shikamaru exclaimed as he shoved the blonde to the floor.

"D-don't you lub me toooo?" he asked with puppy eyes.

"Sure, dude. But you don't have to sit on my lap. Besides, if Temari saw you, she'd kick your ass."

Temari was Shikamaru's older girlfriend. The lovers met while attending college together. The fact the two even started dating was a miracle on its own. Temari never believed in dating and Shikamaru was too lazy to be in a relationship.

"You said my name?" Temari asked as she entered the room.

"Oh. Um. Well er..." Shikamaru couldn't exactly explain to her what the events that just happened a moment ago.

"Hey d-theeere purtty lady. I am soooo jelly on how sexy your boy izzzz." Naruto stumbled on getting up and just fell right back down to the floor.

"Um...okay. Hey, Shika," she whispered, "Is your friend gay or something?"

"No. At least I don't think he is. He used to like Sakura actually."

"Hey, blondy. Are you gay?" she asked him bluntly.

"Whaaaat?! W-whutchoo assking me dat for?"

"Well you're kind of falling for my boyfriend."

Naruto started laughing and then stopped.

"I don't feel goood."

Naruto's face started getting paler. He bolted to the bathroom just in time. However, he threw up in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

"Is he going to be alright?" Temari asked.

"Yeah. Just give him a moment." Choji replied. He walked after Naruto to make sure he didn't end up vomiting on the floor.

"So did your brothers end up showing up?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yeah. I knew Kankuro wouldn't miss a moment to get laid, but I'm surprised Gaara showed up too."

"Seriously? I haven't seen either of them."

"All I know is that the two of them showed up with me. I don't know where they went afterwards."

Back in the bathroom, Choji was washing down all of the vomit Naruto caused.

"Sssssorry," Naruto apologized.

"It's alright," Choji replied.

Yaoi scene ahead

While Choji was occupied, Naruto snuck out of the bathroom. His little trip to the bathroom didn't stop him from wanting to drink more. Too drunk to realize he was going the wrong way, he opened the door to Kiba's room. He was startled to see Sasuke. To be more specific, he was startled at the scene in front of him. Sasuke was riding some random guy.

"Aaah! Su-suigetsu!" Sasuke yelled.

Naruto quickly sobered up and quietly shut the door, trying not to be noticed. He ran straight towards the kitchen and took another shot.

"What the fuck did I just see?" he asked himself.

"What did you see?"

"Ah!" Naruto yelled. "Who the fuck are you?"

His blue eyes met with sea-foam green eyes. He had red spiky hair and pumped lips. At first he thought it was the same guy from the library, but this one had no lip piercing and a strange tattoo on his forehead.

"Hey. Sorry for bugging you, dude."

"Well that 'dude' has a name," the redhead replied.

"What's your name?"

"It's considered rude to ask for a name before giving out your own," was all he got.

He stuck his hand out and replied, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki."

The redhead took a firm grasp to greet the blonde. "Gaara Sabaku."

What'll happen next. And who is the guy at the library that Naruto saw?