A/N party party party. Plot mine you know

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So in late July the happy quartet sat by a river drinking 211s skipping rocks and acting childish. It had only been almost two months and Hermione looked very very different. She loves runny tights, short skirts and very tight t-shirts. She had a knack of stealing and now had almost more makeup than her cousin. She loved cheap vodka and weed, but her new favorite was a tie between some e-bombs or some special k, but alley advised her not to use it much because that was considered a homosexual drug.

It was around 9:30 pm when they headed off into the media lit roads looking for something else to do. Hermione decided to use a few charms on herself seeing as she was now 17 and could use magic whenever she wanted to. Luckily through the haze of chemicals and toxins she still read, not quite the same books but books none the less. She wasn't looking forward to leaving her new lifestyle, but she was excited to hopefully find like-minded kids at Hogwarts.

They walked to an over pass and ducked under and there sat Pablo. The whitest most Russian man you may ever meet under a bridge. He waved them a hello and began shuffling around things, until he finally produced a broken glass test tube and a baggy.

"So kids what do you have for Pablo today?" he asked smiling with his (lack of) rotten yellow teeth. They produced a few dollars change and some random knick-knacks.

Hermione never felt so strange, but she loved it.

'I wonder if pureblood kids do these muggle things…" she thought to herself as she sat lighting the crack pipe watching the night swirl and the sounds of robots ringing in her ears.

They left off to a shop they knew of as their other home. Hermione already got her ears pierced 3 more times, and was gauging the originals to a 0 now, she had snakebites and she was about to get her bridge done. She got her nipples done last time so she got a free one this time. She also was about to get a heart and some sparrows with a banner over the top of her chest. But that would be next time.

When the end of august appeared over the horizon Hermione and Ally filled garbage bags with the clothes she had brought from home and took them to the good will. They filled her trunk with her new clothes cds a half-gallon and a tin of special k.

They drove to the airport picking up Keagan and Sarah and stayed in the parking lot for a little while.

"Well, Mione, nice to meet you and I hope you come visit soon" Keagan slurred spilling some rum on Ally's coat.

"Yeah around… around.. Oh fuck what is the holiday with the fat man in a suit and bells?" Sarah asked desperately, she was still a bit etarded for Hermione's going away party. 4 days of no sleep lots of e, coke, a little dope, and a lot of booze.

Hermione struggled to get out of the car, hugged them each and was about to go when Ally handed her a sprite bottle.

"Thanks…" she laughed, opened it to take a drink and almost puked on herself.

"Just be careful getting that on the plane" Ally Laughed back.

And with that Hermione Staggered to her plane and slept most the way home.

With only a few days left for Hogwarts, Hermione set off to Diagon Alley with her school list, and a smile. Taking the City bus aided her in finding hookups around her and set her off with some good stash. Coming out of a public shitter rubbing her nose and sniffing violently, a rather familiar group of red heads with a darker head in the mix walked right past her.

"Hey!" She yelled taking her hand from her nose "Harry? RON???"

They turned and looked and with very confused looks on their faces they looked around for a familiar face to the familiar voice.

Hermione beamed and walked up to them and began chatting at a mile a minute. They looked at her as if she was crazy.

"Oi, fucking hell… don't you know who I am?" She said sternly

"No" they replied

"Its Hermione… we've know each other for how long?" she asked with a smirk. She didn't realize how different she looked. Her hair now magically strait with a thick bang and a shag, had over 6 colors in her hair. (An accident involving 2 nights of coke and a lot of bleach) starting with bleach blonde, with a little aqua, flamingo pink, rat piss yellow, and a few others. Her face was full of metal and she was trying out a bit of ink on her arms also.

"Wha..What happened to you Mione??" Harry asked with a start.

"America, ass hole, if you don't like it bite me. I'm sick of being such a goody goody. Now try this shit out!" she said in a hurried giggle. Handing him a bottle of squirt and vodka.

"Oi Mione… you look… weird…" Ron said watching the face Harry made as he took a drink.

"This tastes like Hagrids piss!" He sputtered.

"Don't be a puss and help me get all this shit I need." She laughed walking through the brick wall. "And how would you know?"

"It's a figure of speech!" Harry said turning slightly pink (ew… lol)

"A bloody weird one mate" Ron said and off they went for all the things they needed.

Hermione had frequent stops to random bathrooms throughout the day. It was liquor and some powder she had calling from her pocket. But it made her lose her companions often but not for long.

She walked through some back alleys hoping to find drugs when she ran into some silver hair and an evil laugh. He was looking through a window at something she couldn't see.

'Is it just me or does he seem… different…?' she thought to herself as she quietly, well as quietly as a tipsy bitch could go, walked closer. Maybe it was his tight black t or his dark blue skinny pants or the annoying emo bang he so wonderfully could flip. (yes, Draco has emo bangs. Lust I know)

She tripped over a stone and giggles loudly. He turned in a start and smiled at what he saw in from of him. A very sexy, but somewhat clumsy girl in tight green jeans and a neon yellow dare shirt sat looking at him with raccoon eyes.

"Ello there you hot ass motherfucker" she slightly yelled. "Im drunk!!! Want a sip?"

"Hi… I'm Draco… I don't think we've met. Um… whats in there?" He asked taking it and smelling it.

"Shut up and drink. Bastard. You know where I can get some yay? Or bud? Or crystal? Anything man im diein!"

After a few swigs Dracos face was slightly red and he was very talkative. Hermione Bullshitted with a life she didn't really live for very long in America, as he told her about how cool he was, but secretly wanted to help stop the war in the world, and how he wished to be an activist and save trees and rabbits.

Hermione looked at the time and thought of where her friends were and how they'd react to her sitting with Draco Malfoy. She looked up at him and smiled. Tilted her head and leaned in. it took him by surprise but he melted into it. They sat for a good eight minutes kissing.

'Its time I got me a bad boy' she thought maliciously. And hopped up and began to walk away.

"Where are you going?" he called after her

"I got shit to do. Peace out!!" she yelled back

"I didn't catch your name!!"

"GOOD!!!!"

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