I know, I know. I'm a jerk, I suck, I don't deserve any pie, I deserve to be thrown into the cage or something. I'm terrible and I'm sorry. Apology pies for all! It's been like four weeks since I've updated this fic and I bet that a lot of you thought I had abandoned it. Well I didn't! YAY? I've just been busy with school and procrastinating and tumblr and all the TV shows and school and life (surprise eh? I've managed to find one though it's a tad small.) and I've had a hard time coping with THE FUDGING ENDING OF ALLEGIANT! and I've just had a hard time coping with all the things. I'm sorry.
I don't own the mortal instruments or it's characters they belong to Cassandra Clare and her Fabulous mind.
"Finally" Ragnor sighed, plopping down into his seat next to Magnus. "It's the last lesson of the day."
"Yay" Camille said unenthusiastically.
Magnus ignored his two friends and looked around the room, trying to see if Alec was in his Science class. Magnus looked at each person's face for a few seconds before moving to the next person; so far he hasn't seen Alec.
"Magnus." Ragnor said. "Alec isn't in our class."
Magnus sighed and turned around, "Hush Ragnor, he could be in the class."
"He isn't." Camille said.
Magnus pouted and crossed his arms over his chest and sunk down low in his seat, "I wish he was in this class."
"Well he's not" Camille said, harshly, "So deal with it, you big baby."
"I'm not a baby!" Magnus protested. "You are."
"It's okay Magnus!" Ragnor said brightly, "You'll see Alec tomorrow, cleaning your disgusting pool."
Magnus smiled at that, "You're right! I will see him tomorrow!"
"Of course I'm right!" Ragnor said leaning back in his chair and looking up into the florescent light up above him on the ceiling. "I'm always right!"
Magnus saw Camille roll her eyes and pulled out her nail file and start filing her nails. She was obviously trying to drown out the two boys' voices by making her nails look all pretty.
"Will you stop that?" Ragnor said, after a few seconds, "That scratchy noise it makes is annoying."
"You're annoying." Camille snapped back, still filing her nails.
Magnus rolled his eyes and turned to face the front of the classroom, just as the teacher walked in.
o.O.o.O.o.O.o
"That Science lesson was so boring!" Camille whined. "Why do we have to learn all of that stuff?"
"Because God wants us too," Ragnor said nodding his head.
"I don't think that's the reason" Magnus said.
"Silence" Ragnor said, slamming his hand over Magnus's mouth. "God wants me to tell you that he is the reason for science."
"Ragnor," Camille said. "We were learning about evolution."
"God said he doesn't care." Ragnor said, "He just is the reason for science."
Magnus rolled his eyes, "You don't even believe in God, Rags."
Ragnor rolled his eyes and muttered something about non-believers and monkeys. Magnus gave his friend a look.
"Bane!" someone yelled out.
Magnus looked around in the direction the voice came from and he saw Jace walking up to him.
"What is it, Herondale?" Magnus asked.
"Where do you live?" Jace asked, well someone gets straight to the point don't they? Magnus thought to himself. "Alec needs to know because of tomorrow," Jace said.
"God will give him all the answers" Ragnor said. "Just tell Alec to ask God."
"I thought you were an atheist or something," Jace said giving Ragnor a strange look.
"Not anymore!" Ragnor said, "I've seen the light!"
"We learnt evolution in our science lesson today. He stared up into the ceiling light for the whole forty five minutes of the lesson," Camille said, flicking her long blond hair behind her shoulder. "I think it fried the little amounts of brain cells he had left."
Jace just shrugged and turned back to Magnus, "Can you just give me your address so I can give it to Alec?"
"Why can't Alec come ask me himself?" Magnus asked.
"I bet you he already knows that he has to ask God for it!" Ragnor said, smiling like a lunatic.
Camille slammed her hand over Ragnor's mouth, "Shut up!" she hissed.
Ragnor tried to say something but all Magnus heard was a few muffled words and a choking sound. Camille started to drag Ragnor away, "We'll wait by your car for you, okay Magnus!" she yelled over her shoulder.
Magnus shrugged and turned back to Jace, "So answer my question. Why can't Alec come ask me for my address himself?"
"Because he's busy." Jace said.
"He's had all week to ask me." Magnus said.
"He's been busy all week."
"Well he could've made so-"
Jace cut Magnus off, "Just tell me your address, idiot."
"I'm not an idiot!" Magnus said, "You're an idiot."
Jace rolled his eyes, "Just give me your address stupid."
"I'm not stupid, you're stupid" Magnus said, poking Jace in the chest.
"Just give me the freaking address, douche bag" Jace said, smacking Magnus's hand away.
Magnus sighed and put a hand on his hip, "Calling me names isn't going to make me tell you my address."
Jace sighed, "Give me your freaking address or you'll never see Alec again."
"Fine," Magnus said. He told Jace his address and watched as Jace scribbled down on a piece of paper.
"Thanks!" Jace said, smiling brightly. "I'll give this to Alec and he'll come over at three tomorrow."
Magnus nodded, "yeah."
"See you later Bane." Jace said.
"Bye." Magnus turned around and walked off to his car. He found Camille and Ragnor by his car, Camille was hitting Ragnor repeatedly on the head with her book bag.
"Camille, darling, stop" Magnus said, grabbing the book bag off of her. "You're probably just making things worse."
Camille huffed and flicked her hair out of her eyes, "He was being annoying."
"He's always annoying," Magnus said, patting Ragnor on the head. "But that doesn't mean you can hit him over the head with a book bag."
"She's mean" Ragnor said, pointing at Camille.
"Huh, maybe it worked" Magnus said, smiling at Camille.
"Almighty Lord!" Ragnor yelled, flailing his arms up towards the sky. "Smite the unholy bitch with all your power and might!" He yelled loudly.
Magnus sighed and he lifted up Camille's book bag and hit him over the head with it, multiple times. When he was done he threw the bag to Camille and unlocked his car door, "Are you done with the God stuff, Rags?" he asked.
"What God stuff?" Ragnor asked, rubbing his head, "Why did you hit me on the head with Camille's book bag?"
"You were hypnotised by the lights in the science room," Camille said, "You were into God for a little."
"That still doesn't explain why you hit me over the head with the book bag." Ragnor said.
"I was trying to wack the obsession with God out of your head" Magnus said, opening the driver's side door and sliding in.
Camille opened the back door and slid into the seat behind Magnus.
"Oh." Ragnor said, sliding into the seat next to Camille in the back, "thanks."
"No problem" Magnus said smiling and starting the car.
"I helped too you know," Camille said. "I started hitting you on the head first."
Ragnor turned to Camille and smiled, "thank you, Camille! I knew you loved me!"
"I don't love you." Camille said, "I was trying to kill you."
"Mean." Ragnor said, crossing his arms over his chest and sinking down into the seat.
Magnus rolled his eyes and pulled out of the school's parking lot. They drove towards his house, the music was up loud and Ragnor was signing loudly and out of tune to some boring pop song that made no sense. Camille was complaining about Ragnor's terrible singing while Ragnor was singing.
Magnus turned around a corner and almost ran into a person dressed in a ratty black sweater and oversized jeans. Magnus slammed on the breaks and he heard Ragnor scream loudly and smack his head on the seat in front of him.
Magnus rolled down the window and poked his head out of it, "Hey Alec!" he yelled out.
Alec stopped and turned around; his blue eyes were wide and bright. "M-Magnus?" he asked.
"Nice to see you too," Magnus said, smiling. "Do you need a lift?" he asked.
Alec shook his head and ran off of the road and down the pathway out of sight. Magnus pulled his head Magnus inside the car and rolled up his window. "That was weird," he mumbled.
"Why the hell did you stop?" Ragnor asked. "I hit my head, my beautifully sculpted head!"
"Alec was crossing the road" Magnus said, "I stopped and offered him a lift he ran off."
"Maybe he's scared of you or something." Camille said.
"I'm not scary." Magnus said defensively, starting the car again and driving off towards his home, "You're scary."
"I'm not scary" Camille said.
"Well I wouldn't blame Alec for being scared of you; I mean you scratched him across the face when he accidently spilt his lunch on you in eighth grade." Ragnor said.
"He ruined my bag!" Camille yelled, "I had every right to slap him."
"You scratched him across the face, Camille." Magnus said, "You didn't slap him."
"Shut up." Camille said, "Anyway it's in the past the boy should be over it."
Magnus rolled his eyes and drove off towards home. There was little talk on the way there, Ragnor would occasionally sing along to a song for a little while but Camille would hiss at him to 'shut up.'
Magnus pulled into his driveway and he and his friends got out of the car. Magnus walked into his house, his friends following behind him.
"I think we should have a party tonight" Magnus said as he turned around and face his friends. "I just feel like having a party."
Ragnor nodded enthusiastically, "great idea! I need to get my party on."
"Sure" Camille said. "I need a new boy toy."
Magnus rolled his eyes, "you always need a new boy toy."
Camille just shrugged and walked into the kitchen. "Whore" Ragnor muttered as she walked out.
"I heard that" Camille called out.
"I don't care!" Ragnor yelled.
"Why do you always fight with her, Rags?" Magnus asked.
"Because she's mean," Ragnor said, crossing his arms over his chest. "She also smells like cheap perfume." Ragnor pouted, "It's gross. She's gross." Ragnor's pout deepened.
Magnus wrapped an arm around his friend, "It's okay, you can meet some lady friend tonight at my magnificent party. You'll forget about how gross Camille is."
Ragnor smiled, "You're right, I'll meet some beautiful lady friends and they won't be gross like Camille."
Magnus smiled and unwrapped his arm from around Ragnor's shoulder, "that's the spirit, now come on I got to go tell my mum about the party and get Camille to help us get everything ready for the party."
"Wait." Ragnor said, "did you say us? Does that mean I have to help set stuff up for the party?"
"You want to meet un-gross lady friends, you have to help set up." Magnus said, smiling widely at his friend. Magnus walked to the kitchen with a complaining Ragnor in tow.
o.O.o.O.o.O.o
Magnus and his two friends were able to get everything ready for the party in less than three hours, they had told Magnus's mother that they were going to have a party and his mum said yes and left to go stay in a hotel tonight. Camille texted everyone they knew, which was a lot of people, about the party and what time to get there while Magnus and Ragnor ran around the house putting away expensive, irreplaceable things and moving furniture to the edges of the room so there's plenty of space to dance.
"Okay" Camille said turning to Magnus, "I'm going to go home, get changed into something party appropriate and come back here just before nine with the boot of your car filled with liquor."
Magnus nodded and smiled, "I'll stay here and get changed into something party appropriate while you do all that."
"What I'm I gonna do?" Ragnor asked.
"I'll lend you some of my clothes and you can get changed here." Magnus said.
"No way," Ragnor yelled, "I don't want to look like a unicorn or a glittified tiger!"
"He said he'd lend you some of his clothes, not a glittery animal onesie." Camille said. "Besides you don't have a car to drive home in so you're stuck here."
"I could always were these" Ragnor said, gesturing to the clothes he was wearing at the moment.
"They stink." Magnus said simply.
Ragnor lifted the hem of his shirt up to his nose, "They do not sti…" Ragnor trailed off as he inhaled more of his shirt. "Maybe you're right," Ragnor said slowly, "They're a little smelly."
"Okay!" Magnus said clapping his hands together, "We've got everything sorted out, so Camille you go off and do what you said you'd do and Ragnor, sweetie, let's go get ready for a party!"
Camille smiled and twinkled her fingers at the two and walked off to the door taking Magnus's car keys out of the keys bowl as she did. Magnus grabbed Ragnor's arm and pulled him up to his room.
"Maybe I can wash my clothes, we still have like hours before the party gets started," Ragnor protested as Magnus pulled him up the stairs.
"No people will think you're poor showing up to a party in the same clothes you wore to school!" Magnus said, pulling Ragnor into his room and throwing him down on the bed.
Ragnor groaned, "Fine but you got to let me pick out what I'm going to wear."
"But that's no fair!" Magnus complained, "I want to dress you up."
"I'm not a doll, Magnus." Ragnor said. "I'm dressing myself up and you're going to have to deal with it."
"Fine," Magnus groaned.
Ragnor smiled and jumped off the bed running towards Magnus's closet, dodging the things strewn all over Magnus's floor. He opened the closet door and grabbed the first thing he saw.
"There." Ragnor said, "Outfit done."
"You're really going to wear my striped leather pants and sparkly green tank top?" Magnus asked, raising an eyebrow.
Ragnor took a proper look at what he grabbed. Ragnor hissed and threw the clothes down on the floor and stomped on them a few times. "No I'm not wearing that! I didn't look properly! It was just a joke!" Ragnor yelled.
"Okay, okay." Magnus said walking over to his friend, "Do you want me to pick out a Ragnor appropriate outfit."
Ragnor shrugged, "I suppose, as long as it's not stupid."
"Honey, none of my clothes are stupid" Magnus said, venturing into his closet.
"Then why do you have a sparkly green tank top and stripped pants?" Ragnor asked, "because they're pretty stupid looking."
"No they aren't" Magnus said, pulling some black leather pants off the rack for Ragnor, "they just look stupid when you out them together, idiot."
"Shut up!" Ragnor said.
Magnus rolled his eyes and pulled a tight white shirt with little glitter on it off the rack and walked out of his closet, he shoved the clothes into Ragnor's arm and told him to have a shower and told him not to use his sandalwood body wash.
As Ragnor was in the shower Magnus picked out his outfit, it was just a pair of tight, black pants, a white button up shirt (obviously going to be unbuttoned for the party) and a dark purple blazer, almost black.
Ragnor came out of the shower fully dressed in the clothes Magnus picked out for him. He was smelly like sandalwood.
"I told you not to use my body wash" Magnus said, pushing past his friend into the bathroom.
"I must've have heard you," Ragnor said. "The water's pretty loud in there."
"I told you before you got in the shower" Magnus said.
Ragnor waved a hand, "So anyway have you invited Alec to the party."
"I don't have his number I couldn't invite him." Magnus said.
"Well Camille might have it, or she might have someone who knows Alec's number in her contact list she could've asked them to tell Alec about it all." Ragnor said.
"Yeah, probably not" Magnus said, "I'm having a shower now."
"Mag-" Magnus shut the bathroom door and locked it, shutting out whatever Ragnor was about to say. He made his way to the shower and turned it on he got undressed and stepped under the warm spray.
He knew that Alec wouldn't turn up at his party, he's never seen Alec at any of his previous parties and Magnus got the vibe that Alec didn't like socializing with other people. Magnus sighed and rubbed the back of his neck, he shouldn't get his hopes up anyway he'll see Alec tomorrow, while he cleans his pool, he'll see Alec being his pool boy.
Magnus smiled at that.
Alec's going to be my pool boy. Magnus thought, my pool boy.
so yeah... tell me what you think about it by reviewing or PMing me. (if you have any constructive criticism I'm cool with it just tell me)
I'm sorry again. have some more pie.
I saw Thor 2 yesterday... It was AMAZING I cried like three times during it because of reasons. anyway I'm sorry again. more pie for you all.
I love you all appropriately.
-Kate.