A Total Drama Island "Chris"tmas
Disclaimer: I don't own ESPN, Blue Jays, OJ Simpson, TDI or sportscenter. Any relation to a real person is total drama accidental. LOL
Chapter 3: Geoff and Bridgette
Mr. McDonald(Geoff's father): Don't you think it is great our kids get along?
Mr. Stephens(Bridgette's father): Yes, they just click. They really like each other.
Bridgette and Geoff: -smooch smoochy smooch!- oh yeah!
Both Fathers: Hey, lovebirds! Get down here! Help with ornaments!
Bridgette and Geoff: Ok we are here!
Mr. Stephens: Okay good. Hey! TDI is on! A marathon!
Bridgette: Let's get focused on the tree, then watch TV.
Mr. Stephens: Okay honey.
Bridgette: J
Geoff: Hey dad, when is the Blue Jays game on TV?
Mr. McDonald: I'm not quite sure. Let's check sportscenter.
Geoff: Cool.
Greg Hays(sports broadcaster): OJ Simpson, blah blah blah, prison, blah blah blah, fire hydrant blah blah blah, now a commercial!
BUY BUY BUY AGAIN!!!
Mr. McDonald: I saw it on the ticker. It is at 7:30.
Geoff: Cool.
Isaac(Bridgette's brother): Who wants homemade gingerbread?
Geoff and Bridgette: I do I do I do!!!
Fathers: Okay, you two. Settle down.
Geoff: We have so much in common. I love you, babe.
Bridgette: Back at ya, star QB.
Geoff: Same to you, gold medal surfer chic.
Mr. Stephens: Please, stop there. There is a 9 year old in the room!
Isaac: Dad, I'm 10.
Mr. Stephens: Are you sure?
Isaac: Yeah.
Mr. Stephens: Could you change it?
Isaac: What?
Mr. McDonald: The Big Sleep is on!
Everyone: OOH!
Geoff: I love this episode.
Bridgette: I love almost as much as I love you!
Geoff: Come here, you.
Mr. Stephens: 9 YEAR OLD!
Isaac: I'M 10!
Mr. Stephens: Suck it up!
Isaac: WAAAAAH!
Bridgette: Dad, you made the 9 year old cry!
Mr. Stephens: Single digits over here knows I'm kidding.
Isaac: I'm 10 for gods sake!
Geoff: Shhhhh! Tyler is dreaming this is hilarious!
Tyler(on TV): AHHHHHHHH!
Geoff: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
-at commercial break-
Commercial that Geoff and Bridgette's whole families see:
Deep voice: You thought it was over
Geoff: O.o
Deep voice: First there was TDI
Bridgette: O.O
Deep voice: Then, TDI
They both are now glued to the TV
Deep voice: In between you saw them reunite at Camp Wawanakwa
Geoff is turning the volume up insanely high
Deep voice: They were sucked back to the reunion and TDA with the fine print
Isaac: What the heck?
Bridgette: SHHHHH
Deep voice: But when they signed up for TDI……………………………..they didn't understand………
-ZOOMS OUT TO CHRIS:
Chris: We had control of them! No, not season three, but a Christmas Special! It is called, A total drama island "Chris"tmas! See you then, x-mas day!
Geoff and Bridgette: -faint-
Chris: By now, the campers have all fainted. Families, listen up. You are being secretly recorded. Being aired. Live. This was sent to your TV and each camper will return to Playa Des Losers very soon. See you then! don't tell them!
Next up: Ezekiel!!! This ought to be fun!