How to live with Cybertortronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians By: Nikita Nightingale
Disclaimer:
Me: I don't own anything. Except my name!
Ironhide: What are you doing?
Me: I'm telling the people I don't own the transformers or any other show or product or movie or song I mention. So I don't get sued!
Ironhide: Primus must you humans complicate everything!
Me: It's only complicated to you because you're to slow to understand!
Ironhide: WHAT! (powers up cannon)
Me: SHIT! HELP ME!(runs away)
Barricade: RUN FLESHY RUN! Once again Nikita owns nothing and isn't making any money of these stories. She just likes writing them.
Me:(runs by) Yeah so please read and enjoy!
Chapter 2:
Well more rules and now we even have a list of banned items and music, and movies. It was bad enough when we just had Prowl but now there's a new arrival named Redalert the security officer or something . Ha his name should be False-alert. He freaks out over anything. He even locked Barricade, Knockout, me and all the human members in the brig. When Rachet objected, Redalert said he should go to. Life is going to get a lot more difficult.
Rule 23: Don't call Redalert, Falsealert.
Redalert: You're a trouble maker Miss Nightingale, I can get you thrown off base.
Me: Oh yeah you and what army! And I can bet that no one bot or human alike (well maybe Galloway) would approve of that!
Rachet: Redalert I'll offline you before I allow you to kick my charge off base, and leave her to the mercy of the decpticons!
Ironhide: I'd help him offline you red. After all she's done and sacrificed for not only us but all cybertroinians. She gave up everything when she got the all-sparks power. She can never be alone or live off base! And she helped bring Optimus back to life.
Optimus: Kicking Nikita of base is not an option.
Me: Yeah take that falsealert!
Optimus: Brig time however is!
Me:^_^' Sorry Redalert.
Optimus: We won't put you in the brig this time, but I'm very disappointing in your behavior!
Me: :( Ouch you sure know how to hurt a girl!( walks of in tears)
Rachet: Optimus did you just make my charge cry!(takes wrench out of subspace)
Optimus: ^_^' I think I hear Major Lennox calling, BYE! (runs off)
Rachet: Yeah you better run! (chases after him)
Ironhide: I'm not helping him!(walks to shooting range)
Redalert: e_0 *glitches* CRASH!
Rule 24: Stop teasing Breakdown!
Me: I can't help it, the way he came to base because he wanted to see Knock-out. He was like a lost puppy, and I'm proud to say me and Knock-out got him to join the auto-bots!
Knockout: Ah Breakdown did you miss me! That's so cute!
Breakdown: I'm not cute! I'm a fearsome warrior!
Me: Whatever you say puppy!
Prowl: Nikita stop breaking the rules!
Me: But I'm allowed to call him puppy.
Knockout:(looks at Breakdown) Dude you're so weird.
Breakdown: Well...I...I've never had a Nickname. Beside she was giving me this look.
Prowl: The puppy dog pout really Nikita! How old are you again?
Me: Physically 18, Mentally 22, and emotionally 5.
Prowl: *glitches* CRASH
Me: Shit! Everyone run! Before Rachet finds out, we'll meet back here in 5 hours and if anyone gets caught it was the Lambo twins.
(everyone runs off)
Rule 25: No more Ed rants!
Sam: Your lucky. Optimus almost banned Full Metal Alchemist completely.
Mudflap: Man if she wasn't so short, she'd wouldn' be so angry!
Me: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL SHE CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A GRASSHOPPER! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FEET BROKE DOWN AND PUT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD! I'D BE TALL IF I WERE A GIANT ALIEN ROBOT TOO. BUT NO I'M A TECHNO-ORGANIC. AND I'M NOT A SHRIMP!
Leo: She doesn't quote them word for word she makes them her own I respect that.
Sam: She just changes a couple of the words, sometimes she'll make up her own. Their much more violent and she swears a lot more!
Miles:X_X' She scares me!
Epps: She scares us too!
Banned movies:
The nightmare on Elm Street movies:
Prowl: Redalert wouldn't let anyone sleep or go into recharge for a week. And despite what people say I do recharge.
Me: Yeah I'm very bitchy when I don't get sleep. Right Rachet. Rachet!
Rachet: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: Cybertorians snore?!
Prowl:*glitches*CRASH
I robot:
Me: I'm shocked that Redalert wasn't the one who glitched! Who knew Mudflap and Skids were so sensitive, they cried at the end!
Marley and me:
Me: The bots who cried we're Rachet, Ironhide, Breakdown, Barricade, Bumblebee, and both sets of twins! I laughed at them but I still cry when Marley died!
Optimus: Marley was an old dog, he needed to pass on!
Bumblebee: Your so heartless!
Sam: Bee it's just a movie!
Bumblebee: No Marley was real!
Sam and Me: ^_^'
Banned Items:
Silly String- Only on special occasions, no unbirthdays.
Me: You guys are no fun, I got 10 presents from Rachet before he clued in!
Ironhide: Your such a sucker.
Jazz: Na he did it on purpose.
Me: What you knew!
Rachet:*smirks and walks away*
Glow in the dark paint.
Me: I wrote we're watching you in Redalerts room. He's still in the med bay.
Ironhide: Primus your worse than sunny and sides.
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe: She is not.
Me: Yes I am!
Me, Sunny and sides: PRANK WAR!
Will: Look what you've down Ironhide( shakes his head and walks off)
Rachet: I'LL prep the med bay.
Prowl: I'll get the brig ready.
Ironhide: I... 'T *GLITCHES* CRASH
Me: Wow I made Ironass glitch. I'm good.
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker: We're not worthy.(bows down)
Me: Sorry I didn't have as many rules this time but I'm still in school so I don't have a lot of time.
Prowl: That's very sensible of you.
Me: Oh please I've just been watching more TV to dull the pain of school.
Prowl: School is painful.*glitches*
Rachet: You know I'm not even going to say anything.(drags Prowl to the med bay)
Me: Ha I didn't get in trouble.
Ironhide: Rate and Review and I'll shoot Sam's rodent from my cannon!
Sam: WHAT YOU WILL NOT!
Me: YEAH THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY!
Ironhide: FINE! Ruin my fun!
Me: Ignore him we're not shooting Mojo from a cannon but please Rate and Review anyway!
Optimus: We won't force you since it's your right as sentient beings to review.
Miles: We welcome you to come back anytime! The nest team will be waiting.
Miles,Leo, Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Epps and Sam: We'll see you soon!
Me: WE ARE NOT A HOST CLUB! SO STOP IMITATING THE OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB! I DON'T OWN IT! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME SUED!
Miles,Leo, Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Epps and Sam: BUT NIKITA...
Me: NO BUTTS( CHASES THEM INTO THE DISTANCE AND RUNS BACK)By the way the Prank wars between me and the Lambo twins will be a different story there might be some more competition though but I won't tell you who it's a surprise. Bye Guys!(starts chasing them again)