How to live with Cybertortronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians
By: Nikita Nightingale
Disclaimer: Me: I don't own anything. Except my name!
Prowl: Ah good your still doing the disclaimers.
Me: Yep, I don't want to get sued.
Prowl: Good however I'm actually suing you for how I'm described. It's completely wrong.
Me: BUT...BUT... I.
(hologram dissipates to revel Sideswipe) Sideswipe: Ha you've just been pranked!
Me:(garbs a wrench) You are so dead Sides.
Sideswipe: OH NO. UM... CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS.
Me:...
Sideswipe: I'll take that as a no.( runs away) RACHET GET THE MEDBAY READY.(runs by Rachet)
Rachet: *sighs* Sorry Sideswipe but I just can't fix stupidity.(watches Nikita run by) Once again my charge owns nothing mentioned. All credit goes to the writers and musicians, and creators.(walks away)
In the distance:
Sideswipe: AHHHHHH MERCY! *CLANG* OW.
Me: Oh don't be such a big baby.
Chapter 3:
Rule 26: No more arrow to the knee, or face etc jokes.
Sam: I used to be normal until I took the all spark to the face.
Me: That's so not funny Sam.
Sam: It wasn't a joke, I'm serious.
Me: You used to be conscious until you took my fist to your face.(punches Sam out).
Bumblebee: Nikita how would you like to take a laser to the knee?
Me: Robot or Human?
Bumblebee: Human! ( charges laser)
Me: SHIT!(runs away with Bumblebee chasing)
Rule 27: No quoting Red vs. Blue.
Hound: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
Ironhide: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase, "blood explosion extraordinaire"! Hahahaha!
Ratchet: It's quiet. Too quiet. [An explosion can be heard from Wheeljacks lab] Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.
Barricade: I'm not a cop!
Me: No you're a cop car.
Barricade: ...Oh shut up.
Wheeljack: You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go blow up this dead body.
Rule 28: Don't dead leg people or bots.
Me: This is so stupid I'm not even going to explain, so Miles get your but in here
Miles: (Limps in on crutches) I dead-legged Ironhides hollow and he dead-legged me back. HE BROKE MY RIGHT LEG!
Sam: Apparently he didn't know how strong his holo-form was.
Me, Will, Epps: BULLSHIT!
Optimus: I'm sorry Miles, Ironhide is in the Brig for the rest of the week.
Miles: It's okay. What I did was pretty stupid.
Prowl: I'm glad you agree. That's why you're going to the Human brig.
Miles: What Hotrod your my guardian save me!
Hotrod: Sorry you brought this on yourself, I can't help you.
Rule 29:No more paint cannons!
Me: It was supposed to be used on the twins, but I hit Will and Optimus instead.
Hotrod: I don't think I've ever seen Optimus so mad.
Epps: I've seen Will that mad.
Figs: That's because you make him that mad.
Rachet: You know I thought it was weird that the Twins said they had a virus when they didn't.
Me: What they knew! Damn!
Wheeljack: They put me in the brig with Nikita for helping her make the cannon!
Prowl: Well you should have know better!
Optimus: Now that I look back at it, it was kind of funny. Just not well planned.
Me: Sorry the guys couldn't be here to thank you for reading this chapter but there chasing Megadork now. I'll try to write more rules in the next chapter. Remember to Rate and Review and don't miss the first Chapter of My new story "PRANK WARS!"Oh and I'm running out of ideas so if you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them.