How to live with Cybertortronians a guide for humans and : Nikita Marie Nightingale
Disclaimer:
Me: I Nikita Marie Nightingale own nothing mention in this story. I don't own any brand names or anything else!
I'm writing this purely for fun!
Knockout: Why do you barley mention the ex-decepticons! I need some attention here!
Barricade: We're barley mentioned!
Me: It's not my fault you three are to scared of Prowl to break the rules!
Breakdown: We fear nothing! You want use to get in trouble fine, we will. * All three storm away*
Me: ^_^' This is going to end badly and it's going to be my fault.
Prowl: It is your fault!
* CRASH BANG*
Me: X_X That didn't sound good!
Optimus: *walks up* This will be going in the rule book!
IN THE DISTANCE:
Ratchet: YOU IDIOTS WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT RACING ON BASE! GET TO THE MEDBAY!
NIKITA THIS YOUR FAULT SO COME HELP ME!
Me: 0_0' COMING!* runs off*
Optimus: Once again Nikita owns nothing.
Rule 43: No one will be gluing anyone's furniture to the ceiling.
Me: It took a week to get my stuff down Will. I had a horrible time getting to sleep! Ratchet snores!
Ratchet: Youngling that's a lie!
Me: It is not!
Will: You deserved it.
Me: I did not.
Will: Did to!
Me: Did not!
Will: DID TO!
Me: DID NOT!
Will: DID TO!
Me: DID NOT!
Optimus: QUIET! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOUNGLINGS!
Will and me: Sorry boss bot! *starts elbowing each other when he walks away*
Rule 44: And because of rule 43 anyone beside Optimus, Prowl or Redalert must give a reason to use Wheeljack's super glue! And they can only use it under supervision of said bots!
Ironhide: This is ridiculous! I'm 37 000 years old. I Shouldn't be treated like a youngling.
Me: Yeah and I'm the victim why am I being punished!
Epps: This is stupid I'm an adult but I feel like I'm 5!
Mikaela: I leave the base for two days and this is what happens!
Everyone: We won't stand for this!
Prowl: Don't blame us! Blame Major William Lennox!
*Everyone turns and glares at Will*
Will: *raises hands* Hey I didn't mean for this to happen!
Annabel: Your bad dad!
Sarah: That's right your father did something very bad! He was very mean to your aunt Nikita!
Will: ^_^' It was just a joke!
Rule 45: No racing on base!
Breakdown: Ow that was stupid!
Knockout: NO! YOU DON'T SAY!
Barricade: Shut up you two my processor aches!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ratchet: It's not funny Nikita! And if you three ever crash through the walls of my med bay again I'll reformat you into toasters!
Breakdown, Knockout and Barricade: ^_^' YES RATCHET!
Rule 46: Don't hit the transform button and throw your airplane into the air! Leo found out the hard way!
Leo: *picking up the pieces of his cell phone* Worst Transformer ever!
Skids: Man why we gotta get stuck with such a stupid charge!
Mudflap: Hey if anyone around here is stupid, it's you!
Skids: Yeah well your ugly!
Mudflap: We look the same!
* Fight breakout*
Ironhide and Bumblebee: KNOCK IT OFF! * Tosses each of them across the tarmac*
Me: I'm surrounded by idiots!
Rule 47: No quoting CSI. Any season!
Leo: I got one of those chem labs when I was six. I almost blew up the whole house.
Sam: I hate you.
Me: You love me... who ya kidding? ;)
Arcee:*after a run in with Galloway* I am a woman and I have a gun and look how he treated me! I can only IMAGINE how he treated his ex-wife!
Optimus: *on the battle field to Megatron * I wish i was like you Brother, I wish I didn't feel anything.
Will: Is there anything you won't bet on, man?
Epps: Nah.
Chromia: Never doubt. Never look back. That's how I live my life.
Mikaela: I admire that!
Wheeljack:When I was a youngling, I used to make bombs. Little bombs.
Me: You are the dumbest smart guy I know!
Breakdown: You think I'm smart?!
Me:Oh sad was the day for the little bisque doll, for they cut all her stitches away, and found the seat of the terrible ache. Twas a delicate task... For none of the doctor's had ever before... performed on a dolly's inside... They tried to re-stuff her, but didn't know how, and this was her wail as she died... I've got a pain in my sawdust. That's what's the matter with me. Something is wrong on my little inside. I'm just as sick as can be. Don't let me faint, someone get a fan. Someone please run for the medicine man. Everyone hurry as fast as you can, 'cause I've got a pain in my sawdust. ( that song creeps Redalert out XD)
Rule 48: Winter is coming.
Me: It was funny the first few times but please whoever programmed Redalert to say that has to get him to stop!
Redalert: Winter is coming!
Me:*faceplam* I told myself that I shouldn't let them watch game of thrones!
Optimus: *walks in* Nikita I just asked Redalert to upgrade the defense grid because Megatron was spotted in California and he told me! That is was to be expected because winter was coming! What did he mean!
Me: ^_^' I'd ask Ratchet!
Optimus: Nikita is still in the mad bay helping Ratchet with Breakdown, Barricade and Knockout so I'm here in her place to say. Thank you for reading! Please rate and review! We won't force you it's your right as sentient beings to refuse but I know it would mean a lot to Nikita!
Will: And if she happy she'll forgive me for the prank!
Epps: Ha as IF!
Sam: Yeah Epps is right. I'd watch out for her retaliation!
Leo: Plus you have to worry about everybody else who's joined the prank war to them your fair game!
Sideswipe: Oh Will doesn't have anything to worry about! Dose he bro?
Sunstreaker: Yeah nothing to worry about!
Will: ^_^' I'm doomed!
Miles: Totally XD