1. He's a villain.
2. His costume isn't so great either. He's got an eye covered on his mask, so it probably means he has one in his civilian form. Yeah, that actually narrows you down by a long shot. Got an eye patch or something? Were you a pirate, Slade? Argh! I don't have to hide myself as much as you. Even if you did recognize me, I'd still take you out every time. Oh, and why are you wearing a full fledged mask anyway? Are you as hideous as your personality?
3. He's just bitter that he can't pull off the tights and cape look.
4. He's a stalker.
5. He stalks and kidnaps TEENAGERS. You know what happens to creeps who hurt kids in prison, dontcha? Have fun.
6. He's so bad at what he does that he has to try to convince a 14 year old boy to be his apprentice. Ha!
7. He's such a loser that he's been trying to take out a group of teens for several years and he still hasn't succeeded.
8. He's a creep who apparently watches Hannah Montana.
9. He thought I was his friend! Ha!
10. He's always trying to harm my friends. Probably jealous. Creep.
11. He doesn't have a real team, so he has to make robot minions instead.
12. Terra!
13. He's cheesy as hell.
14. He's a corrupted fool and I will never let him corrupt me.
15. His voice. It annoys me. Too deep and velvety and it reminds me of silk-W-Wait.
16. I have to go because this list nonsense is messing with me head now.