How to live with Cybertronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians!
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Me: Hi it's time for another disclaimer so here it…..
Sunstreaker: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Nikita runs over*
Me: What! What's wrong?!
Sunstreaker: I have a scratch on my back!
Me: Is that all I can fix that!
Sunstreaker: Thanks!
* Fixes his paint and the write in red paint on his back*
"Nikita Marie Nightingale does not own any of the shows, quotes, brands, or video games she mentions! She doesn't own Transformers either! She owns nothing!" *Walks away!*
Chapter 6
49: The following quotes and saying are banned!
*while I was stuck in the medbay with a cold*
Sam: Get Well Soon!
Me: Why Get Well Soon? Why Not Get Well Now? I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!
Sam: ^_^'... I'm going to go now
Will: Age has nothing to do with learning new ways to be stupid!
Sarah: This explains so much!
Will: ;_;
Everyone: XD
Epps: To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target!
Ironhide: Your aim is still sucks!
Epps: X_X Ouch!
Leo: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Sam: And people say I'm a nerd!
Me: You still are! He's just a bigger nerd!
Leo and Sam: ;_; That's uncalled for.
Hound: *after getting hit in the head "I'm not as think as you confused I am!
Ratchet: Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the medics.
*Earlier today*
Miles: Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So if you keep reading, you'll go broke!
Optimus: Nikita put him in the medbay and after she finishes these rules she will be in the brig!
Barricade: I warned him not to say anything bad about reading in front of Nikita but he didn't listen.
Ratchet: Hound tried to stop Nikita and Barricade, Breakdown and knockout put him in to stasis lock. Will: He's in the medbay with Miles! Redalert: They will be going to the brig with Nikita! Me, Knockout, Barricade and Breakdown: WORTH IT!
50. Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
Me: Sometimes I think Fireflight is a little too helpful!
Sam: Bumblebee is still in the medbay.
Breakdown: Who tells the guy who's going to shoot you that their safety's on?
Firefilght: It was!
Everyone: 0_e
51. Sunny, Sides and Fig can't make up rules and the following rules are cancelled!
Sunny, Sides, and Fig: SLAG IT!
Me: You should of know that Red isn't that dumb!
Redalert: Yeah! Hey!
Negated rules:
All new recruits must buy Sunstreaker and Sideswipe cans of yellow and red paint!
All new recruits must prank Will Lennox and Robert Epps!
All new recruits must egg Galloway's car!
And all new recruits must hide one of Ironhide's guns!
Leo: We lost a couple of recruits because of that last one!
Me: Their not hurt or dead, they just ran away screaming and we haven't seen them since!
52. No quoting Sanctuary season 1!
Miles: You almost ran me over.
Barricade: You got in the way.
Me: I work with sentient beings, each worthy of the same respect that humans, even animals, receive automatically. These creatures are the key to the evolution of our race, past and future, and yet we revile them, destroy them. And worst of all, pretend they don't even exist. But they are out there. Lost, like the child you saw tonight. Misunderstood, hunted... and they need our help, your help. * This helped us get Nest set up in the first place!*
Optimus: Thank you!
Un-named recruit: You know, I was hoping that at least you would be normal.
Will: Sorry to disappoint. Is there anything else?
Un-named recruit: Is there a health plan?
Will: No, but I can promise you the adventure of many, many lifetimes. Shall we begin?
Epps: Nikita...I'm pretty sure we have rules about... floating and stuff.
Sam: Our whole life is a B-movie.
Me: Sorry I can't write anymore and that I haven't updated in a while. And the others can't be here right now because their either filling out paper work for damages and other incidents (Will, Epps, and Fig, Optimus, Redalert), in the medbay (Miles, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Sam and Hound) or on their way to the brig (Me, Breakdown, Barricade and Knockout) plus Prowl is on a mission, and Simmons hasn't got back from his vacation. *Leaves*
Simmons: Guys I'm back! * Silence* *Crickets* ;_; That hurts guys!