Okay, I will finally explain the KandaLavi and please don't kill me for it. And to you AllenLavi plans, I finally added some fluff to this chapter, YAY!! I'm so sorry to keep you waiting, I really am a bad author…
Even if I am, I'm still begging for review, I only have 7 and many people count stories due to reviews and I really want more people to fall in love with this story just like you did. (if you did)
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Flashback
Okay! Thanks to Allen's good trickery with words, he left us with a huge opening. "So Allen, this is what's going to happen when were 'changing', got it?"
"m'kay" Allen put on one of his genuine smiles.
"I will come out in most baggiest clothes that show off my 'oh so irresistible body' (AN: Allen's thinking yeah right…) and I will pounce him."
"Go on…" Allen is really getting interested into this plan of Lavi's but what's the whole point of it?
"Here's a camera, take a picture when I confess my 'undying love' to him and smack my lips right into his. OH! And bring tons of mouthwash." Lavi handed the camera to Allen. "OH (AGAIN)! You also should wear nice clothes as well. Your thiem to shine is also coming up."
"Why do I have to do all the work?" Allen must be pretty pissed.
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What the hell was that flash? Kanda pulled away quite quickly and pushed Lavi off of him, making him fall backwards. "Ow, Kanda what the heck? Is this what you do when you get kissed?"
"Urusai Baka usagi! Didn't you see the flash?" (shut up idiot bunny)
Lavi is quite good at acting dumb, might I add. "what are you talking 'bout Yuu-chan?" And he knows his way around acting like a major crusher.
As if on cue, Allen came in, dressed in an army, no sleeve sweatshirt, black undershirt, a black shirt with red letter reading "I can only please one person a day, today's not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either." And very baggy cargo pants that hung low on his hips.
Kanda was about to ask if Allen saw the flash but by that time some words have already left Allen's mouth.
"Kanda! Lavi! I got permission from Komui to go out to town! C'mon, let's go see a movie then go to an arcade."
With that, Kanda was dragged off by the two.
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They just finished watching Step Up 2 and were going to the arcade in their town.
"I bet I'm better than Kanda at DDR and Drummer star and Sing Pop Star and Guitar Hero and FFR and …."
By now, no one was paying attention to Lavi. The other two slowly backed away from the idiot red head and walked the other direction, towards the mall.
"and Street fighters 2 and hands on Hands and… wait where are you guys going!?! WAIT FOR MEEE!!! Allen-kunnnnnnnn………Yuu-channnnnnnnnnnnn……"
Even though the two were long gone, you could still hear Kanda yelling something like 'don't call me by my first name.'
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! It took al of Lavi's effort to reach them again. They were already in the mall, window shopping. "Lavi LOOK! Skullcandy And they're only $50 dollars. I want oneeeeee….." Allen was whining to Lavi since he had most of the money…
"Allen, I'll get you a pair for your birthday… gosh! I already got you the iPod video second generation and myself a PSP, and Kanda…soba…" (AN: I forgot, this is sorta AU cause it's in our time, not the 19 century)
Kanda was minding his own business, he's not big for electronics, when he noticed the sword shop.
Well, the costume store oh –so-happily was right beside it and once again, Lavi had to add another chapter to his plan. "Psssttt…Allen…"
Allen took off his iPod headphones to engage in conversation, "Yeah Lavi…" (AN: that's right I know big words!)
"Why don't we drag Kanda into the costume store and try on some 'constumes'?" (what else would they try on? backpacks?)
"..Uhh..Lavi…I think you're getting too dragged into this plan of yours." Even after what he said, Allen ended up helping Lavi drag Kanda into the store.
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This has got to be one of the most random situations Kanda has probably been in. He was forced into a change room and was locked in from the outside. The worst part was that he wasn't allowed out until he changed into the clothes Allen and Lavi picked out. And trust me, he did not like 'em!
"Aww, c'mon Yuu-chan, they aren't so bad. It's not even girly clothes…just gothic…" Who else but Lavi to try and brighten the mood?
"…I have them on…let me out!" Kanda kept calling from the stall.
"If you are, we want proof! Give us the clothes you changed out of." Allen was smart for the most part I guess.
Right now, kanda was swearing for the most part with bad words like 'phuk and krapp and shitte'. As soon as the swearing stopped, the two outside saw Kanda's arm reach out and handed them his clothes.
Just as the two unlocked his change room, they were pushed into two change rooms. Not looking at what he pulled out, Kanda randomly picked up two articles of girls clothing and shoved it into the two change rooms and locked it.
"Now who needs to change into WHAT!?" I swear, Allen and Lavi have driven the long haired boy insane, or else why would he do this?
Kanda then changed back into his original clothes.
Inside the two change rooms…
Allen and Lavi were smart enough to use their cell phones and text message each other.
A: Now what, we were 2 tricked!
L: maybe we can 3 trick!
A?
L: look at the clothes he gave u
A?
A:…oh! Ew!
L: what'd he gib u?
A: u'll c!
(I'll put translations of this at the bottom if the page if you don't understand)
Both of them smiled and did as Kanda said, putting on the outfits they received from him.
They eventually came out dressed in…OmiGod! What the hell!?!?
Allen was dressed in a nurse costume with his hair pulled into a ponytail (where'd he get the scrunchy?). Everything from the nurse shoes to the nurse cap atop his head.
And Lavi was dressed up as a maid, with his hair in two pig tails, making sure to leave some bangs to cover his eye patch. He had the headband and the funny strap thing on his left leg as well. Did I forget to say that both costumes were skirts knee high? Well I said it now…
Kanda must be killing himself right now… or laughing his ass off! "Holy crap no way!"
Both of who he was talking to forced on a small tint of blush. "Shut up! It's not funny, it's all your fault! And now there's tons of fangirls at the shop window!"
Sure enough, Allen spoke no lies because right against the glass wall were tons of girls going 'Omigod no way!', holding up cellphones, cameras, PSP's and anything else that could take pictures.
All Lavi could think about the fangirls was 'well at least they have a picture to hold onto on their lonely nights, in their lonely homes.'
Well, at least those two look cute in those costumes Kanda thought. WTH!?! What's wrong with me? Man! Lavi's confession is really getting into my head…sigh.
"Kanda-sama…" Lavi said in a sexy sing-song voice. He walked closer to Kanda, making sure that his skirt bounced up and down as he did. He leaned close to him, making body contact and whispered into his ear, "Am I to your liking?"
Kanda ran out of the store AFAP (as fast as possible), still holding onto Lavi and Allen's clothes.
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"Okay I admit, Kanda's reaction was hilarious, but it wasn't worth us walking out in these costumes around the mall. Right…MAID!" Allen jabbed Lavi's side, making him twitch.
"OW! Okay! I get it Allen, just stop it, you're making more of a scene." Lavi said, eyeing everyone in the mall.
"Screw it! I don't give a crap anymore!" Allen just brushed off the wandering eyes, not caring anymore. Eyes are eyes, but hands are a different story. "Ah! Lavi, what are you doing!" Allen swatted the wandering hand away from his ass.
"Giving people something to look at." Lavi shoved the nurse against the closest wall and shoved his lips atop the others.
Immediately, Allen pushed the red head off. Trying to force back a blush, opposite of what he previously did… "Stop it La-Lavi!"
"That didn't' sound convincing enough." And once again Allen was back against the wall.
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The two costume fanatics were finally back in 'Normal' clothes.
Lavi had a white shirt with blue swirling on the left side and the saying "don't judge me by my boxers, it's what's inside that counts" on the right. He wore a baggy zip-up hoodie with a blue, white and black pattern on it. He was low-riding camo cargo pants that swung dangerously on his hips, yet again.
Oh and thanks to his braids, his hair was crimped so he hid it under a NY cap that also had blue, white and black patterns on it.
Allen was in a red shirt that had a stick man without a head on it, with the words' I need head' underneath it. He wore beige baggy pants that stopped just past his knees with two chains around his waist.
DESCRIPTION OVER
Lavi was running his knuckles softly over the pink mark on his cheek. "I understand now that you don't like public display of affection but did you really have to punch that hard?"
Allen didn't even make eye contact. " I wouldn't necessarily call it a punch. It was more of a ' my fist was there and you moved into it while trying to pull my tongue outta my mouth.' And here I thought you were too warped into the Plan…"
"Well, no one could resist you when you are in a nurse's outfit Allen-chan. You even saw the look on Kanda's face." Lavi really wasn't one to cheer people up, but he tried. It's the thought that counts.
"Lavi, tons of people would be barfing at the site of me in a nurse's outfit and Kanda wasn't eyeing me… he was eyeing YOU!" Allen actually shouted the last few words, but I didn't show it well…heh.
Lavi just shut his mouth…for a little while. Then he started to mumble, "at least I got us out of those clothes."
Flash Back
Allen once again managed to push Lavi off of him and left his fist to the left of Lavi's cheek so that when he turned, he would collide with it.
Allen then dashed off, pulling his skirt to try and cover more of his body. He ran to the closest store that he KNEW would have good clothes, which was ironically urban planet. Lavi snapped out of his dazed state and soon ran after the nurse.
They both found better clothes and went to stand in the change room line. While they waited, both boys started taking out their hair.
Allen was lost in thought though…
'I can't believe Lavi kissed me! I thought he was supposed to kiss Kanda. This was sooo not part of the plan…but I enjoyed it. I enjoyed kissing my brother figure. Oh god! We just screwed up our relationship.'
Lavi like usual, didn't think and was just humming a sing-song tune in his head.
They finally went in the change room and came out (you know what they wore) and Lavi once again, paid for all of this.
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They horny rabbit and lost puppy were on their way home to the Order when they met back up with Kanda. Since it seemed that Kanda hadn't noticed them, Lavi quickly whispered something into Allen's ear, grabbed the camera, and hopped into the bushes like many rabbits do.
"Kandaaaa…..!" Allen jumped Kanda and this freaked the shit out of Kanda.
Kanda sceamed, "What the CRAP!?!" and fell to his knees from the force. He turned and was none other greeted by Allen. "Oh, it's just you Allen. Hey where'd the bunny in disguise go? Don't tell me he finally grabbed one of those fangirls and screwed his way into her."
In the bush, Lavi was fighting the urge to tell Komui that Kanda stole Lenalee's underwear (which is false).
Allen knew that Lavi must hate this and continued, "yeah, probably... once you left with out clothes, we were stuck in those lovely things you gave us… Why'd you run away anyways?"
Kanda averted his eyes. Oh gosh. How'd I get stuck with Allen like this. I even stole his clothes and left him there in a nurse's costume, but damn did he look… Kanda mentally smacked himself and opened his mouth to say something.
But before any sound came up, Allen pushed his lips up to Kanda's, in a small, innocent little kiss.
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WHAT PAIRINGS DO YOU WANT ME TO END THIS WITH, 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T TELL ME.. I WON'T WRITE IT...
Translations: (sorry if this seems piointless but still)
A: Now what? we weredouble tricked!
L: maybe we can tripletrick!
A: huh? How?
L: look at the clothes he gave you
A: I still don't get it...
A:…oh! Ew!
L: what didhegeive you to wear?
A:you will see!
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