How to live with Cybertronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians
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Simmons: Why are you all picking on me!
Me: Because you just got back and you're already causing trouble and interrupting my disclaimer! I'm sorry guys I'll keep this short! I don't own anything!
Simmons: I could have told them that! WHAT ABOUT ME!
Bumblebee: Do you want to be locked in the freezer!
Sam: Yeah go Bee!
Optimus: Bumblebee! WE DON'T HARM HUMANS!
Me: *sigh* Let's get on with the rules!
Chapter 7
Rule 53: Simmons is not allowed to say the following!
Simmons: Nothing is more disappointing then unappreciated sarcasm.
Simmons: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Sam: I knew he was crazy!
Simmons: Me going to church doesn't make me a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Bumblebee: I will lock you in the freezer!
Simmons: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Ironhide: That is true!
Simmons: If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Optimus: Please don't say that around Galloway we don't need him mad at all of us!
Simmons: If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Redalert: *glitches*
Simmons: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources!
Leo: Where the heck did my website GO!
Simmons: A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Everyone: Shut up Simmons! Go back on vacation!
Simmons: Nope ;)
Everyone: *facepalms*
Me: Sorry everyone's hiding from Simmons right now, it's not that we hate him it's just were all tried and he's being annoying! So if you see him I was never here I'll post more later! * Runs away*
Simmons: AH revenge is sweet! I like everyone now but they did make me lose my job! ;) *whistles a happy tune and walks away*