I'm so sorry for taking so long but… well I got in trouble with the school and plus I didn't have any free time on my hands since my B-day came… so please bare with me…Thanks to my beautiful lovely friend bzzyt here- my brain is contaminated with horrid words- and apparently this is a crack fic
How many 8th graders do you know that take crack?!
DON'T ANSWER THAT
Ok So Enjoy! ( or try to I'm sorry it's not so good as the other chappies)
PS: I have 1 vote AllenLavi, 1 vote KandaAllen and 2 vote Threesome (not gonna happen) so please vote!
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Lavi and Allen right now were in Lavi's room on the laptop he just recently bought. (how much free change they have, even I don't know)
"Allen, how much is the pictures sellin' for?!" Lavi was now shaking Allen with quite a bit of might.
"How much ARE the pictures SELLING for?! Get your act together." Allen took a big breath.
Lavi, not really caring just simply waved off the constructive criticism. "Whoever…"
"WHATEVER!! Grammer much?...Ah screw it!" About time Allen finally gave up. sigh "Stop shaking me and I'll check it out…gosh!"
Now, you maybe wondering, WTH are they talking about or this author is totally on crack or get the point where Allen is kissing Kanda or any combination of the three… but this is my first priority.
Right now, the two of them were on eBay checking out the stuff they put on for auction. What is it?! Well none other than those lovely picture taken by the two. (y'kmow… the flashy flashy WTH kanda getting jumped, etc.)
"OmiGod do you see the price?!" Lavi's green eyes were replaced by green dollar signs.
"Yeah I see it alright... who would pay 40 - wait no - 50 on our pieces of junk?" Optimistic much; Allen? Sheesh…
Taking offence from the Silver little bean stock here, our knight in orange armo-HAIR uses his oh so skilled mouth (Skilled in what? You'll see…) to fend off the evil forces.
"Allen this is simply not junk! THIS, my cursed friend is called art." Lavi, like always, is grinning like a Cheshire cat. "And may I say it's beautiful at that!"
I think Allen is now doing what most of you guys are doing…
No, not clicking the back button or the 'X' button on the window…and cursing yourself for ever trying to read this crap... erm…cough-cough…
NO! He's rolling his eyes right in front of our mastermind plan maker person!
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Oh god… I geuss Lavi wasn't the only one who likes kissing to express something
Kanda still cannot believe what actually happened on their walk home! Allen kissing him, Lavi confessing his love prior, both of them in those totally whacked out costumes…uhggghhh! Especially how Lavi was oh sooo obviously hitting on him! but I gotta admit, he was preeeeeetttttttyyyyyyy HOT! Things are going wacko!
Komui is now running own the hall and if my calculations are correct, he heading straight to Kanda.
" Kanda…" (BINGO) "Can you help me out for a bit. " Komui meshed together a bunch of unstapled paper and pushed in Kanda's direction. "There's a mission involving you, Allen and Lavi… I'll give you further instructions after you round up the others. Meet in my office at 2:00pm!"
Kanda grabbed the big bunch of memo's and pink slips out of Komui's hand, bowed and headed of to round up the other two…uh…things needed for the mission.
Great! Now I'm stuck with the two crushes. Well better get it done with… afterall, we're meeting and 2 and right now it is 1:50… CRAP!
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Allen and Lavi were still in Lavi's room; laptop off, celebration banners down and mythical creatures shoved into the closet.
(I wrote the story and I get to choose what happened during the break with Kanda and Komui so HA! They had a party…a nice informal party…with a purple popadopalusses pop-a-dah-po-liss-ezz and a pink pieasaur.pie-a-soar )
Allen's taking a shower and Lavi's changing his clothes. Said one-eyed boy was down to his boxers until the door swung open, revealing a panting, perspiring, pink, perplexed, p………err - Kanda.
(Oh the joys of tongue twisters)
Lavi's Thoughts: Excellent!! Ha and I'm in my boxers too! It's time to turn on the 'OMG I have a huge crush on you' switch and accidentally drag Allen in on this.
Lavi instantly 'blushed' a rosy red color and pulled the shirt he just took off in front of his chest trying to cover himself up. "Kanda! What are you doing here!?"
Kanda's: You've got to be joking me!? The time I finally open the door…again… is the time Lavi's oh so happily changing…and is that the shower I hear?
Speak of the devil. The next thing the red head and blacknette (well black head was already taken by dots on your nose) heard was the washroom door swinging open. Allen was standing there wrapped in a towel from the chest down like how a girl does it. ( Gee…I wonder why?)
Instantly noticing Kanda, Allen shot a glance at Lavi to see his reaction. Lavi right now was behind Kanda, waving his arms frantically and signaling many thumbs up.
Allen understood completely. And I agreed to help him in the plan…why?! "The F is he doing here!?" Allen sheepishly peeped out while forcing a blush onto his cheeks (although I don't think that it was really forced).
Lavi grabbed Kanda's arm and pulled him into a smothering kiss. This shocked both Kanda and Allen.
Allen's: I know this is just a plan, but why do I feel so…betrayed when I see both of 'em together? Is it because of Kanda or Lavi?? UGHHHH!
After running out of air, Lavi quickly pulled his lips away and said to the silver haired boy , "He's here to rightfully tell you that I'm his official boyfriend."
Kanda finally snapped outta it. "Wait WHAT!?"
Allen sniffed and sobbed..(fake or real…I dunno, you say…) "NO WAY, I'm Kanda's boyfriend! Tell that…that…tha- horney hare to go hump another leg." Allen walked up to Kanda and grabbed onto the other arm.
Lavi's: Horny hare…nice I guess Allen is learning how to create comebacks better that before :)
HA! The poor Asian boy in the middle over there is hilariously confused! Wait… I think he's doing something…is that an arm I see? Why yes it is!
Kanda flung the two pests off of him and slapped the hand-outs into the little buggers. "You got 50 seconds to change and meet in Komui's. We have a mission." And with that, the blushing long haired boy marched straight out of the bedroom.
SLAM!
Lavi was smiling again and walked straight up to Allen. As if he noticed the change in the attitude of one of his friends. "What's wrong?"
"You're what's wrong! I don't understand… this all started as a plan to screw with Kanda, but it seems like it's screwing me over even more!"
"…Huh?"
Allen didn't really care about the response he got, as long as he was able to ramble on… "I don't understand what's going on in my head. I see you two kissing and I freak out because I feel betrayed, but I don't know who's betraying me! You or Kanda!?"
Lavi leaned over a planted a butterfly kiss onto Allen's flushed cheek, making the color heat up even more. "Come on, well talk about this afterwards. Right now, we need to get to the office."
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Allen and Lavi came running into the room, as they ran, they both stumbled over a so called Yuu-chan and fell on top of him. The only person left standing ignored it and just started speaking anyways.
"About time you came Mr. Walker and Lavi (don't know his last name). Now that everyone's here, I can start explaining what's going on."
Said two stood up and brushed off the dust from their uniforms. "So Komui…wazzup?" said Lavi.
"There has been a report that in US, in one of their Catholic schools, their students are disappearing one by one." Komui took a really big breath. "And since this school specifically is Co-ed/ish we are sending you over there, disguised as regular students."
"oh okay we then we best be off.." Lavi was now just skipping off…wee…?
Kanda smack the cloud 7 outta him. "Are you really that thick!? He just said we have to go to the US for a freaking mission!"
"But what if it's US, what place could be that bad in the US?" Allen added in.
Preparing himself for the reaction, Komui distanced himself. "Did I also mention it was in Honolulu, Hawaii and that you're living in residence there… and there's only two boy uniforms and one girl."
"WHAT!?" All three are probably pissed… yep preeeettttttttyyyyyyy pissed…
"Komurin IV, buy me some time!" And with that, the Chinese nii-san ran for his life.
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"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"DAMN"
If you haven't noticed by now, the three of 'em are now playing to see who has to wear the girl uniform.
"Can't we play another game much more worth it like…poker?" Allen put on the innocent smile, but the other easily saw through it."
Lavi thought with his mind instead of his mouth for the first time this story, "How about a game of truth or dare?" now I didn't say he used it properly.
(Why do I feel dèja vu?)
Kanda, getting pissed off the bat smack our loveable headband wearing friend in the head. "IDIOT! How do solve who wear the dress with truth or dare."
Allen answered that instead. "Simple. Kanda, I dare you to wear the dress…duh?"
Lavi smiled. I guess Allen really is catching onto the drift of plan.
"No. I have a better idea, why don't we draw straws?" Kanda added,
"OK! I'll go get them!" And with that…Lavi was oh so happily skipping off.
5 minutes later
"Y'know Lavi, you're supposed to make sure that one of the straws is shorter than the other two, right?" The three were now holding onto 3 identical straws.
Allen threw his straw on the floor, with much effort at that1 "Screw it! I'll stick with the truth or dare plan… I dare kanda to wear it! Who seconds my opinion?"
"Ai!" Lavi cried aloud.
"Ney!" Kanda screamed afterwards.
"HA! Too late…2 against 1, we win! Now go put it on!" Allen shoved Kanda into the washroom with the help of Lavi.
5 MINUTES LATER
Kanda was in a frilly girls uniform and Lavi and Allen was in the boys. (although I think all of em should wwear girl uniforms).
"Ahahahahaha.. I can't believe you actually put it on!...aahahahah!" Lavi was rolling on the floor right now and guess who was beside him… why yes it is the purple popadopolus.
Allen was too busy fixing the stupid tie on the suit. Apparently his hand was bad with ribbons.
KNOCK KNOCK
At the door was Komui, pant and mumbling. "What do you want Komui?" Allen asked in a monotonic voice.
"Well, I'm here to inform you that… ahahahahahha! Is Kanda wearing the girl's uniform! OmiGosh ! ahahahaha…" OK… please wait this intermission until the characters are finished their...cough...cough…work.
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Once there was a little boy named Bob who wanted to learn about the moon. So he walked into a dark alley and climbed up the stairs to get a better view. 5 minutes later, he got raped.
THE END
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"Ha…puff…puff…okay, I'm here to inform you that the mission was cancelled and that the uniform were unnecessary now and I needed them returned." Komui was now slowly backing away out the door. But Kanda had another idea in his mind.
"WHAT!? I wore this for nothing!? You're gunna pay!!"
"Komurin V buy me time once again!"
AFTER THE BEAUTIFUL CAT-MOUSE CHASE…
"Hey Kanda… we're wondering, since we were already packed up and all in your room, that we'll have a sleepover there. Do you wanna come?" Lavi put on a cutesy smile (FYI: behind it was an evil Cheshire grin)
"Idiot! He has to since we're throwing it in his room.. duh!" Allen was now shoot hand gesture bullets at Lavi's head.
Great! Another thing to add to my triangular relationship love to-do list…
I am reaaallllllyyyy sorry on this lateness; I promise that in the next chapter I'll put in some limy/ lemony stuff… if I get enough review, i will write with my best efforts! It wuld be my first eva lemony/limy writing so don't you dare flame!... criticize insteadMuahahahahhah yes I'm evil!
DEAL WITH IT!
Azn-poo OUT!