How to live with Cybertronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians
Disclaimer:
Me: I just like to take this opportunity not only to say I don't own anything but to thank MISCrasyaboutfanfics for rule 54,55,56,56.5,and 57. All credit goes to her for those hilarious rules. So I'm taking this opportunity to thank her and tell once again how gratefully I was for the ideas because I've been having a major case of writers block.
Sam: She was walikng around base and talking to herself since she posted the last chapter.
Miles: It was supper annoying.
Leo: And it made her seem crazy.
Barricade: I run if I were you.
Sam, Miles and Leo: WHY?
Me: Because I'm going to put you idiots in the medbay if you don't *Glares*
*They run away*
Barricade: Why aren't you going after them?
Me: I just wanted them to leave. Once again A BIG THANK YOU TO MISCrasyaboutfanfics AND I OWN NOTHING.
Chapter 8:
Rule 54: Humans and Autobots, do not shove anything up your rear ends! (Ratchet and the human doctors don't like dealing with the removal of said objects from that particular orifice)
Ratchet: Never speak of this again,
Me: AGREDED
Rule 55: Annabel is allowed to watch PBS Kids shows like Zoom, however, we are not allowed to speak Ubbi Dubbi or any other fictional language. (Mainly because it confuses the Autobots)
Me: I don't blame them, half those languages confused me.
Will: Yeah but Annabel can speak each and every one of them.
Epps: Man that kids smart I could barley learn French.
Ironhide: She's also good at Cybertronian!
Everyone: WHAT!
Rule 56: Psycho can now be added to the list of banned movies, mainly because of the shower scene.
Me: Redalert went so far as to install cameras in the shower.
Sam: WHAT NOT COOL!
Optimus: Redalert is the only one who has access.
Miles: That doesn't make it any better!
Me: I know right, it's so not far! : (
Rule 56.5: And speaking of the above rule, Knockout, stop using your human holoform to spy on human female NEST recruits in the shower! Same thing with the Autobot femmes they have complained numerous times to both Optimus Prime and Will. You will have your holoform projector disabled permanently if you don't stop.
Mikeala: Or Chromia will kick your aft, whichever comes first.
Me: Not cool Knockout.
Breakdown: I know you'd think he'd have better things to do with his time.
Sarah: Oh well Ratchet and Barricade hunting him down because he was caught spying on Nikita.
Me and Breakdown: What I'LL KILL HIM. * runs of*
Will: Why dose Breakdown and Barricade care so much.
* Sarah and Mikeala faceplam*
Rule 57: No one is allowed to show the Autobots pornography! (It gave a lot of 'bots viruses that affected their processors) (It took forever for Ratchet and I to get rid of them) (No comment)
Rule 58: STOP GASPING EVERYTIME YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY THAT BARRICADE AND BREAKDOWN ARE TWINS! IT'S NOT THAT SHOCKING!
Fig: Well it kind of is they look nothing alike.
Ratchet: That's because unlike other twins I can mention they actually choose different alt modes.
Barricade: Why would I want to look like him. It's bad enough I'm related to someone who lets people call him puppy.
Breakdown: It's better than Barry, and I would want to look like you either ugly.
*They get in to a fight*
Me: Puppy, Barry stop fighting your giving me a head ache!
*Fighting stops*
Simmons: HA WHIPPED!
Me: Simmons shut up!
Simmons: OK! :'(
Rule 59: Don't make fun of Optimus's first attempt at a prank.
Optimus: I found it on the internet, it said it was a prank. : (
Sunstreaker: Yeah for 5 year olds and younglings.
Sideswipe: Yeah mech up!
Me: Don't listen to them OP you got me with that prank.
Will: I missed it what happened.
Bumblebee: He gave Nikita a can of jellybeans but there were only fake snakes in them.
Will: CLASSIC!
Prowl: SUNSTREAKER, SIDESWIPE REPORT TO THE BRIG FOR DISREPECTING YOUR PRIME!
Sunny and sides: *high five* WORTH IT.
Rule 60: Unless you want to die don't mess with Nikita's MP3.
Ratchet: Will is in the medbay with a broken arm for trying to take it from her and Ironhide decided to voice his opinion and she used the allspark energy to put him to sleep.
Epps: He's also in the medbay.
Fig: She's strong; I can't believe she flipped like that.
Optimus: She's got the start of what you humans call PMS she didn't mean it, and probable hasn't realized yet.
* They all look at Nikita*
Me: *singing*Now's the time, get in line, don't be afraid tonight
We're goanna take you high, before you realize
'Round and 'round you'll go, up and down, never slow
Feel the excitement grow, oh
This is where you let go
Hands high like a roller coaster
This love is taking over
Take us higher here we go
Oh, oh, oh
Welcome to the show
Gravity we're defying
'Cause we were made for flying
We're about to lose control
Welcome to the show (lyrics from Welcome to the show by Britt Nicole)
* gasp* OH NO WILL IRONHIDE I'M SO SORRY. PROWL PUT ME IN THE BRIG I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY.
Ratchet: I never thought I'd see the day she volunteered to go to the brig.
Sam: She probably feels bad.
Bumblebee: Will talk to her about it later.
Miles: Yeah when we know shes safe.
Hound: She just needs to learn to control her new strength and powers!
Simmons: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Nikita can't be here right now because she in the brig and everyone is down there talking to her but me and Optimus. We'll be down there soon though. We just wanted to thank all our wonderful readers on behafe of Nikita. We're glad you enjoy this story.
Optimus: Please favorite and review, we won't force you as it's your right as sentient beings to refuse.
Simmons: Thanks again and happy reading.