OK, OK I know this might not be the best chapter…but I tried… REALLY! I cant write lemons/ limes for beans! Sorry if i let you down DX

Ok this chapter is dedicated to those who wanted the threesome, well… I tried and failed but did it anyways… APPLAUSE! PLEASE DON'T FLAME MY WORK...I REALLY TRIED, HONEST TO GOD (take no offence)I DID!

Change of topic:

So, so far, the votes are… (finished)-Threesome (n/a) AllenKanda (3) LaviAllen (3) LaviKanda (0)-sweatdrop…

HELP ME AND TELL ME WHICH PAIRING YOU WANT (If you didn't yet) OR ELSE I'LL CHOOSE THE TIEBREAKER

And on with the story… (just try to read..okay?)

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"Allen…I'm bored entertain me!" Lavi was now fiddling with the sleeping bag zipper. (when did it get there..i dunno)

"I'm too lazy." Allen poked at Kanda's stomach making him twitch. "Ask Kanda, he seems entertained." Said boy backed away slowly from both of the 'so called' idiots. That surely interrupted his DPA (daily physical activity, a.k.a. meditating?)

He didn't want to take any part in this so called party but …yeah… he's just there anyways…coincidentally that he lives in that room... maybe... poor guy. Even I can't help him, and I'm the author! All i can do is voice his inner thoughts-

Help me!!

Lavi got an idea and that funny little cartoon light bulb thingy popped out and started flashing. (AN: the one that goes dingDINGding) "Hey, why don't we watch a movie?"

The white haired child was intrigued, but wasn't convinced, "What kinda movie?" An eyebrow was raised.

Kanda still kept is mouth shut so that he wouldn't be held part of IF they burn down his room trying to work a DvD player. He knew it could very well happen wih these two... wait... is a DvD player flammable?

(yes they have a Dvd player as well as a TV in their rooms)

"How about porn? GAY PORN to be exact!" Lavi was smiling like an idiot. (evil grin plastered behind it, as usual)

Allen backed away oh so slowly, "…ew…"

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And yet they still watched it anyway…

"OK…I'm bored...now what?" Kanda was yawning his ass off.

The 2 idiots gawked. "EHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they were so surprised because:

1. Who ever heard of anyone getting bored off porn!? (AN: slowly raise hand... what i've never actually seem it before?)

2. Kanda actually spoke for the first time this night!!

Lavi was the first to get over the subtle surprise.

"What are you talking about!?Who doesn't like porn?!What do you want to watch then? Hm? Lion King!?" By this time, Kanda has already turned his head and blushed a rosy color on his cheek.

You've got to be joking me… I wish I were.

Only the almighty Kanda can turn Lavi's insult into a nice movie choice for a sleep over.

5 MINUTES LATER…

...ZZzzZzzzZzzZzZ………snore...SNORE...snicker...etc...

The television was off and the three exorcists dozed off in the first 5 minutes of lion king.

Surprising? NAW! Lion Kings is lion king afterall...

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(No, i'm not writing the wrong story, just not much 'crack' as you call it here i guess, and i AM random)

"Mmmmhhhmmmm….ha…h…stop…Kanda…sto-uwahhha…"

Kanda pressed Lavi's stomach against the wall and held his arms above his head with one hand, while groping at the abdomen with the other.

The cursed boy was close by, stripped of all clothes, but his boxers. A vibrator was delicately placed within him after he had dozed from the childish movie. Allen actually awoke, hands chained above his head to the bed's inner corner post, when he released himself the second time.

Kanda slowly slipped his hand into the red head's boxers and grabbed tightly around the redhead's growing erection, making him cum instantly right onto his hand. Along with it came a sound unheard from the bunny before, even to himself, "…uwaaaahh…".

Unable to take the pleasure, Lavi's knees buckled, making him collapse back onto Kanda for support.

Said boy, pulled his hand out of the boxers, brought it up to his mouth and slowly put enphasis that he enjoyed licking Lavi's cum off. The sword master leaned in close to Lavi's ear and whispered in a sing-song sexy voice, "You want more?" And smirked.

Right after he grasped at Lavi's right cheek and turned it backwards towards his lips.(remember, Kanda's behind Lavi, not infront)

Kanda closed the gap between them, making the eyepatched boy, unwillingly, taste himself.

After the redhead lost the rest of his energy, he was brought over to the bed by no other than...Kanda. The latter unlocked the chains that kept Allen from moving, causing him to topple over, from exhaustion.

The sight of two sexy 'toys', covered in cum and saliva, ontop of his bed, pant and all rosy cheeked, almost made Kanda lose himself in that instant. No, you can't lose it now! Remember how long it took you to get up the courage to do this?

Throwing away the previous second thoughts, Kanda pulled the vibrator out of the semi-conscious silver-haired boy. Kanda saw how 'prepared Allen was and decided he needed a little more.

He pulled Allen ass up so he could reach it with his mouth. And may i say how skilled his mouth is. This action rewarded not only Kanda, but Allen and Lavi as well. The moans that came out of Cross' disciple would make any person hard instantly.

Choosing that he was now fully ready, the japanese boy positioned himself ontop of Allen, but not before he fully forgot about the bookman successor. Said boy dragged himself to Kanda, like the lost dog he supposedly was. He held three fingers above Lavi's head right before whispering, "Suck it."

Without further ado. Kanda thought to himself while he finally thrusted in Allen. At the same time, he was 'playing' with Lavi's ass, trying to get those sounds he desperetely wanted to hear.

But the first to cry out wasn't Lavi, but the other, "AAHHHH… STOP! It hurts… please Kanda…" a number of sounds were escaping the silver-haired boy that he never thought he could make.

Kanda obviously didn't listen to Allen's pleading, but to shut him up, he pushed at Lavi's head, shoving said boy's lip on top of Allen, muffling all crys. Gasp. Both of pain and pleasure.

As Lavi pulled his saliva covered lips away from Allen's the Japanese boy whispered into Lavi's ear, "Suck him off."

Scared of what might happen if he disobeyed, Lavi did as he was told.

He lay on his back, still giving enough access for Kanda to finger him, but now he was able to go under the 16 year old exorcist (between the legs), and lick him.

Wanting to tease him as much as possible, he licked, nipped and sucked at only the head. This was soon interrupted when Allen started to thrust into the wet cavern. "Hah...uwaaaahhh...more...Lavi..."

Getting the drift, Lavi took the whole thing in. Since when was Allen so big? He deep throated inoder to fit 'him' completely in. After a few more sucks and nips, the white haired boy came completely, choking poor Lavi. But somehow, the redhead savoured and swallowed every last drop.

Instanly seeing that the headband wearing exorcist's skilled mouth (i told you that it was skilled) was free, Kanda pulled Lavi up to his own face for a hot smothering kiss. Both could taste Allen's cum.

Kand withdrew first and a string of saliva and cum formed between the two. Kanda pulled his fingers out of Lavi, one by one and placed them on his open member.

A few more thrusts into Allen and pumps of Lavi's member, and the three came all over each and every one of them, mixing all the semen together.

After all the activity, the two idiots were panting, collapsed on the bed, covered in a mix of cum and saliva, leaving Kanda there smiling down at them. Kanda leaned in slowly towards them both opening his mouth to say...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kanda woke up in whatever time it is. (AN: apparently he has no clock in his room, weird, I know) and checked his surroundings. Thank God! It was just a dream! Note to self: never fall asleep watching Lion King. AGAIN!

It didn't seem like anything happened. Must've been a wet dream. He was about to check under the covers to see if he needed to clean himself up when he saw the other's laying on both side of him, cuddled in close. Too close.

This only confused Kanda until he heard, "...mmmmmmhhh...Yuu………sa…ma…hmmmmm…yamate..."

Everything clicked into place at once. One beautiful, oh-so-special word summed up all his feelings.

CRAP!

"You've got to be joking me." he whispered to himself. (he talks to himself?) Making sure not to wake the two up.

Just to make sure, he pulled the covers and looked under. What he met with his glare was the two naked bodies, covered in some sort of sticky clear-ish substance. What could THAT be?

The look on his face now explained everything. WHAT SORT OF SHIT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?

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Don't worry, the plot didn't change for the worse… this is all still part of Lavi's plan…MUAHAHAHAHAHHA, you'll find out how eventually…

I updated fast on this one to make up for the long wait before and the longer ones to come… and i won't be updating for a while because i got to get ready for graduation...

SORRY!

Azn-poo OUT!