The votes are in and dun dun DUN DUNNN!!
KandaAllen-5, LaviAllen-7,LaviKanda-1
BUT!! I'm glad to say that this is the last chapter if you wanta vote. Oh and one more thing…
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'm sorry I took for ev'z, but forgive and forget?? I was really busy. I had to graduate then right after that was a bunch of grad party's and then AFTER THAT was a camping trip with a Youth Leadership Camp…And then London!! (Ontario)
Oh, btw: if you're signed into a Leadership camp which is sleeping over at Kelso's conservation camp, DON'T GO it's a horrible camp (not the camp site itself) but the camp co-ordinators are BEASTS!
Well on with the…thingy…
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Previously….o0 twitch…
WHAT SORT OF SHIT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?
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FLASHBACK
"I can't believe it!" Lavi said with an angry expression. "First he changes our porn to Lion King and the next thing you know; he falls asleep in the next 5 fuckin' minutes!! ARGGGHHH!"
(AN: for your information, they're in the washroom)
"Well who could blame him; it's such a boring arse movie." Poor Allen doesn't know that defending someone against Lavi is instant death.
Well apparently Lavi wasn't emphasizing it today…because all he said in return was; "Now now Allen, you know that refraining from swearing is just being pussy. ARE YOU PUSSY?! Say the real word NOW!!"
"…ass…?"
"Good Boy and now say 'Thank you.'"
"Thank You??"
"Good." And with that, Lavi put his hand up to his chin and was now stroking his imaginary beard in awe thought of this rambunctious incident and how this accuracy could be negotiated reasonably.
Nothing happened for about…10 minutes so Allen decided to help.
He grabbed the closest lamp, unscrewed the light bulb and held it above Lavi's head and started counting down.
'5…4…3…2…"
"AHA! Eureka! (Insert evil grin here) Okay Allen here's what we do. Since Kanda's asleep, why not make his dream an utter night mare??"
o0??-- "How?"
"Well we would whisper…naughty thought into his 'delicate' ears and then strip ourselves butt naked and …IT. Afterwards, we would coat our manhood's with condensed milk, then.."
"HOLD ON! I'm not pouring some fucking sweet ant loving gooey messy crap on my friggin dick ass wipe! You do it alone BITCH!"
"I take what I sad back earlier, the less you swear the MORE not pussier you are so shut up your fuc-fudging mouth now!" Lavi point finger at the now known as Allen.
"Screw you!" Allen spat out.
"Betcha would like that!"
"HAH! I NEVER!"
"OH yeah!?"
"YEAH!"
Now this special little incident of swear and cussing would take up another five pages of "yeah and YEAH! And nu-uh and uh-hu!"
sooo…. I, yes that's me, the oh so mighty lord Poo (ALL HAIL! XD) shall just state the obvious and simpleness of Lavi's plan.
Phase three - Get Kanda screwed in the head.
Code name: McLovin' cause we're Superbad
Reason behind code name: Because all of us are 32 year old virgin, Hawaiian organ donors on the inside. Don't ask. Lavi thought of it and Allen backed it up.
(AN: IT refers to Kanda)
Instructions: 1. Make sure IT (the thing inside the bedroom) is asleep
2. Strip IT to IT's boxers
3. Strip each other butt naked
4. Coat ourselves in condensed milk
5. Whisper nasty/ naught / lust filled /sex thought into IT's ear
6. Make…
"I get it I get it! This story is about Lavi! ME, MYSELF AND I so let me finish this damn thing, we ending our friggen fight."
Cough cough
So as LAVI was saying…
"Well, if you won't coat yourself in condensed milk, I'll do it for you" As much as Allen hated Lave right now, he couldn't help but pick up the seductive tone and respond to it.
Lavi walked forward and embraced Allen as slowly and carressive as possible. Said redhead then proceeded to one by one, unbutton the cursed boy's collared shirt. Not with his experience hands, but with his soft delicate tongue.
"Ah…Lavi, what are you doing…mmhhhmmmphhh…" With each button, Allen was losing his conscience little by little.
Lavi was enjoying the response he was getting, "Why whatever do you mean? I'm simpplllyyyyyy helping you undress." The bookman heir relinquished its tongue from the button and replaced it on the cursed boys ear; licking, nipping and sucking gently.
With that, the silver haired boy's knees went limp, collapsing onto the toned chest of the other. "No…stop- UHA!" Allen gasped as he felt Lavi's hand gently massaging his now growing erection.
"This part of you doesn't seem to want me to stop right now, Riiighhhttttt…." To prove his point, said redhead yanked vigorously at the flesh between his fingers.
"HAAaaaa…..aH…Mmmmppphhhh…Noooooo!"
Wanting more, Lavi kept at it. "Why not?" he whispered as he sucked. "It seem you're enjoying this reeaaalllyyyyyy well." With that he stroked the member even slower that before, caressing the side.
"AHHH!!"
The Red haired exorcist lifted his fingers off of Allen and brought it up to his lips. "Seems we've solved that problem."
And with that, Lavi undressed himself and the both got into position, on both sides of Kanda.
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Now Back to…
WHAT SORT OF SHIT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?
Kanda looked all around, but only one thing could explain it. But it's impossible right….? RIGHT?!
"mmmmpppphhhh…." Lavi slowly opened him eyes and batted them sweetly and innocently. "…kaannnnddaaaaa- koi……..whatttttzzzzz daaaa mattteerrrrrr……?" YAWN
Snuggle closer and more expressively.
KOI!? That word hit Kanda like a stupid brick. Koi!?, but that would mean they had …… No they couldn't have, could they? Come on it was just a dream right? RIGHT! It must have been, what else could have happened?
But to be safe, Kanda had to make sure, after all, Lavi and Allen believe that he lives with a stick up his ass. "…Lavi…what exactly did we do?"
On the other side of him he heard the answer he was afraid of. And it was said in the most monotonic voice, as bluntly as ever. "We had sex."
(AN: Allen is still pissy because of Lavi)
Right then and there, the first thought that came to Lavi's mind was that…
'OMG Allen's PMSing like those stupid fan girls at that store we were at a while ago…heh…maid costume suited me so well.
OKAY BACK TO KANDA'S MONOLOGUE
Kanda blushed increadulously. "WHAT!?"
"You don't remember?" Lavi purred cutesily. After that, he secretly nudged Allen in the rib.
Ow was all Allen thought, but he knew what that signaled. The cursed exorcist leaned into Kanda and pressed himself against the Japanese boy. "You reeeeaaalllyyyyyy don't remember…??"
I guess PMS emotions don't last long for a boy huh??
"NO and let's never speak of this AGAIN!"
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Back at Lavi's room…
"AHAHAHHAAA! We hit the JACKPOT! Kanda will never look at us the same way again!" Lavi was doing his victory dance.
Is that a good or bad thing Allen wondered, but he cleared his mind. "But Lavi, what happens if he really does fall in love with one of us?"
Allen hoped that Lavi didn't hear that because he whispered it really softly, but the expression change on Lavi's part didn't help convince him, but instead did the opposite.
Lavi didn't really think that far….well when does he think at all, but still, there's a brain in there somewhere.
"We'll think of something."
Those four simple words just triggered something in Allen making the poor silver haired exorcist snap.
"NO, you think of something! I can't take this anymore! Kanda's not the only one who's friggen confused or the only one who might be FALLING IN LOVE."
Just noticing what he said, Allen covered up his mouth.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing"
Ok Lavi a hard decision. Tease or Help? Tease? Help? Tease? Help? Tease? Help? Te- OH screw it! I guess I'll help him out… this time…
"Allen, please. Tell me what's wrong. I'm here for you and I'll always be…no pun intended." Lavi flashed him a warm simle hoping that would help calm the PMSing teen.
(AN: It was really hard doing that and not putting a laughing sound right in the middle)
Sigh…Allen slowly removed his hand and said, "Lavi, I think I like…"
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Dun DUN DUNDUDNUDNDNDUNDUND lol well, justa fair warning; the couples will be decided next chapter, by YOU!! So be prepared, Oh! And please review cause I rushed this chapter out asap to get to you guyz as a sorry im really late chapter so don't mind please.
Azn-poo OUT!