IM SORRY BUT I JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW I GOT NO FREE TIME...=(
High school's pretty awesome btw and well...since I'm involved in everything at school (even the sports) I have no time to update and I'm sorry please forgive me....
OH I almost forgot....
Vote totals are:
Yullen -10, Laven-14, KandaLavi-2
So by 4 votes, Lavi/Allen is the official majority's choice, but before you Kanda/Allen fans and Lavi/Yuu fans get sad I have one thing to say...
I COULD WRITE A PREQUEL/SEQUEL/ONE-SHOT for the other pairs. Example. A one-shot on how Lavi and Kanda...blah...blah...blah or Kanda Allen. Whatevz you want.
Just tell me in reviews and I'll think of a way =D !
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"Allen, please. Tell me what's wrong. I'm here for you and I'll always be…no pun intended." Lavi flashed him a warm smile hoping that would help calm the PMSing teen.
Sigh…Allen slowly removed his hand and said, "Lavi, I think I like…"
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But before Allen could answer his question, Komui pulled him aside saying something about him being the fourteenth.
The fourteenth what? Code Geass episode?(sorry, never-ending obsession) I always knew that Komui would one day lose it... BUT WHY NOW!?
Meh... screw it, I don't really care this is so pointless. When Allen confesses his UNDYING love I will start being serious again. (Insert a -_-'' face here)
'Might as well go on a walk.' Lavi thought to himself.
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OmiGosh! This walk is even more boring... arggghhh. Where's Yuu when you need him?
Well... right now, Lavi took the most coolest, awesomest thingy ever made in the world, the ark, and traveled Canada to see the moose, beavers and polar bears that roamed free.(XD)
FYI: the science department found a way to work the ark without the help of Allen.
Coming back to the story -- Apparently there were no moose or polar bears in Toronto. Damn science department people! I can't believe i actually thought they roamed free in Canada. Everyone knows its only beavers.
Remind me to spike their coffee.
Well, now that Lavi knows that those animals don't roam free in Canada, a lesson was learned. Anyways, back to the main story...The red haired freak show (always wanted to say that) walked around and decided to act like every other tourist in Canada. He bought maple syrup, ate beaver tails, visited China Town and bought manga, took pictures with CANADIAN garbage cans, and to end off this beautiful day, he walked into a dark alley as a shortcut in the midst of the ghetto area.
Canada IS after all, the goodie-two shoe version of the US. Nothing bad would happen, right?
Heh. People always assume too much good.
Lavi was zoning out, listening to his PSP, which he bought at the mall in the previous chapters, walking around in the dark alley when he was interrupted by a small word.
"Boo." The mysterious voice called in an almost whisper voice which Lavi barely heard through his ear, clogged with headphones.
He turned around but couldn't find the owner of the voice. Meh...probably a stray cat or something along that line...
Lavi went back to listening to his music when....
Once again, the mysterious person spoke. "It seems that this poor little usagi is lost." But this time, the whispering voice came from behind him.
Two strong arms pulled Lavi into a hug from behind. One hand slowly inched past Lavi's chest, caressed up the left side of his neck, and delicately took the headphones out of the red-head's ears. "I see you're not with the Japanese boy with the sword complex or the cute little cursed one."
Finally paying attention to his surroundings, Lavi started to analyze to situation he's in and who the suspect could be. Oh crap. I know that voice all too well...and he's the only one that calls me a damn rabbit...sigh... I'm screwed aren't I? By now I think the readers should've caught on to whom this person is. If you don't....shame
"What do you want Noah? Liposuction? Because I don't think I can treat a person of your size." Lavi shifted a little in the grip. "Oh and I'm just wondering, but can you PLEASE LET GO OF ME!"
The Noah responded, "Come now, I need not to have suction since I an forever a God of wealth, beauty and the Noah of pleasure. Plus, if I let go of you, you'll trot amongst the rest of civilization and I'll be without a fair maiden to protect from harm."
Stupid Tyki doesn't make any sense as usual. "Sorry sir, but I don't speak Shakespeare. Why don't you go give that girl over there a lollipop and make her happy since your pleasure isn't really doing much but wasting away over here."
"Oh but I can pleasure you my little red usagi. You just have to let me." Tyki nipped at Lavi's right ear and slowly slid the other hand upward the smaller boy's torso. "It doesn't seem like you'd want me to let go though."
I guess Lavi wasn't thinking straight because the next words that came out of his mouth were.. "HELP! RAPE, ABUSE, MOLESTATION, PEDOPHILIA! A gay man!"
Not many people responded to Lavi's cry until they heard the last three words.
From every corner of the alley, all you could hear was, 'GAY MAN!?! Where!? Attack! Think of the Children!'
Old ladies at the retirement home pulled out their cell phones and blackberry's and called the cops. Little kids grabbed their water guns (w00t!), and teenage girls grabbed their cameras and pitchforks out of their purses.
Wow. I guess those girls really don't have lives other than on Facebook or some other internet hosting site.
"Damn! Why did you have to shout such blasphemy in front many witnesses. Sigh. Ergo(1), this must continue where no one shall ever come to. Much alms(2) have gone to waste in time for you my little black sheep of sins."
Does anyone understand what the freak show said? Meh.
Shakespeare brings out the worst in all of us sometimes.
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Back At the Order.......
"Okay so in the 14th Code Geass episode, Lelouch believes Shirley may have discovered his identity as Zero, so he and C.C. pursue her to Narita, plus Leouch meet another Geass user named Mao. Right?" Komui asked Allen.
"Yeah, that's like, the gist of the situation, but you do mean Code Geass and not Code Geass R2 though?" Allen responded.
Komui was in utter shock. "What?! There's a R2?" (i believe he is foaming at the mouth right now)
Allen started inching backwards...slowly...slower... OMFG he sees me! Run ALLEN RUN!
With that, Allen makes it out of Komui's psychotic grasps and into his room.
LOCK the DOOR!
SMACK!
That was the sound of Komui running into the door.
"THANK GOD! Safe at last." Allen was now rubbing his hands together. He was going to make a bee-line to his bed when he noticed a letter and picture on it.
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Dear cursed foe.
I have a wondrous bunny in my store today.
It's bright red hair and deep green orbs
Fill the store with happiness per say,
Since what's mine isn't your, I'll let you see
What I have with me.
To get it back we'll play a game,
Whoever wins shall have its reign.
To you I wish, the best of luck
Because the ending is not foretold
It could swing either way,
Friend or foe.
Love, Anonymous
PS. The meeting spot is at Tyki Mikk's hdie out the house across from the Starbucks on Maine.
Well...that really narrowed the suspects of Anonymous down... Who knew Tyki was so stupid?i guess behind his Shakespearean exterior, he's just a dumbbell.
There's only one person that has red hair, green eyes and is called a bunny by Tyki...OmiGod! He has LAVI!
Allen looked at the picture. It was Lavi, chained to a bed by her wrist, eyes blindfolded, unconscious.
I got to tell Kanda about this!
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Lavi slowly opened his eyes, only to be met with two golden orbs.
"HOLY Bejesus!?!" if it weren't for the chains on his arms and legs, he would've rolled off the bed.
Wait! Bed? Chains? Awww crap!
Slowly but surely, the other figure moved closer and whispered into Lavi's ear, "Hey there bunny, want to play a game?"
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TADA!
Ok so sorry but exams are now coming up so yeah...i can't believe i started this chapter on like November then didn't finish it til right before Christmas! Wow i am a loser.
(1)Therefore
(2)money
Thanks for reading though
-AznP