Authors Note: Hey guys so yay another update! I really love this one and I hope you guys do to and you will see why at the end hopefully.
Disclaimer: I dont own Invader Zim
Waffles #3
"Waffles!" I called nervously into the vast and dark of Zim's under ground labs. "Damn cat, where did it go? Zim's going to kill me if I don't find her before he gets back"
I sighed and kept looking while heading for the lift, maybe Waffles somehow wondered to a lower level of the labs. I groaned while running a hand down my face. Okay so maybe this time it WAS my fault that the damn cat was lost. But it's not like it was on purpose! I just turned away for 5 minutes and she was asleep! I don't understand how she could have gone missing so fast. Oh I could just hear Zim already.
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"Do you understand Dib? Ever since we got her those toy thingies Waffles now seems confident to go anywhere. All I need you to do is keep her on this floor don't let her in the labs" Zim said irritated while preparing a few gadgets.
Gir had been missing a for a few days now, and Dib knew Zim was worried sick, even though he would deny. That after noon though on the 6 day Gir was missing they got a transmission but it was only for a few seconds. Zim immediately tracked it down. But Zim couldn't take the cat so naturally Dib had to stay with it.
"I found a laser-weasel the other day that had been missing for 4 years its wasn't pleasant" Zim said trying not to gag "I will try to be back as soon as I can, that stuuuupid robot better pray to tallest that I leave him functioning when I am done!"
[SLAM!]
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"Waffles!" I called again. Damn it, damn, it DAMN IT! Why the hell didn't I think to check if the air vents where closed?!
[jingle, jingle]
Over there I can heard the jingle of her ball. Without wasting time I ran in the direction of the sound. At least I knew she was in here now, I stopped in my tracks, no first I will close all events and opening on this floor so she wont go to a different level. In worst case scenario it will have to be Zim to call her out or something. Settling on decision I decided to do just that.
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Meanwhile Waffles was really happy. There was so much space to run and lots of stuff to jump on. She would now climb up and see everything at once. She also loved her ball, it made noises when she pounced on it, her ball had lead her here. There where also so many moving things to chase and lights. It was like one big playground for the kitten. Waffles claws got caught on he cloth of the ball she shook her paw until it came off and landed on a control board. Waffles jumped up and seamed to press every other key and button as she went. She jumped in surprise as there was a whirly sounds and a big circle lighting up.
[Temporal Field Activated]
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"There!" I cried as I finished closing anything that Waffles could possibly fit trough or in. Now all I need to do is to catch the little monster.
[Object Accepted Temporal Displacement in Process]
Oh no! That could NOT be good. I eventually found a portal looking thing but Waffles wasn't here. Don't tell me she went in there! I looked around helplessly while running my hands through my hair. What do I do? What do I do? WHAT DO I-
I suddenly stopped my pacing in front of the portal where a dark blue and black wrapped gift was sitting.
"What the hell?" I asked out loud as I picked it up with curiosity.
Huh? It was a little heavy. I looked at it strangely all around. Finding the name tag….To me, from Zim? I decided to open it out of curiosity. Why would Zim get me a present? Opening the box there was an envelope on top that said I To my lovable Dib-mate okaaaaaayyyy…weird. I shrugged that off and unfolded the piece of paper in from the envelope it and read:
Dear Dib-mate,
Oh on this day completely AMAZING day (for you that is..) that is our 7th anniversary , I must confess that I being with you, this long has been interesting in many ways. Ever since my banishment you have been there in some way and even though my presence in enough as a thank you I will now tell you. Thank you Dib for being there all these years, you have made my banishment one of the best things that have ever happened to me.
I lurrrrv you my stinky big headed meat creature 3
Speaking of the past, don't you miss the old days? When we where younger? I have to admit that first day of school you had those cuffs remember? I have always wondered if they do work so I The AMZING Zim, who is your mate mind you, have take the liberty to acquire a pair. However if you want to really see if they work you are going to have to catch me. So mister swollen eye ball agent are you up to it? Come and find your specimen if you can.
Ps. Part of your other present is already un-wrapped
"Oh my- WHAT THE FUCK!" I cried feeling like my face was on fire, who knows maybe it was. I looked into the box and to my slight horror I pulled out fuzzy, YES FUZZY alien sleeping cuffs and a- was that a whip?! GOOD GOD! I saw red as blood gushed out my nose and passed out in a dead faint.
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The next thing I knew my head hurt like hell. Maybe I hit my head hard when I fell. I suddenly felt like someone was dragging me but I couldn't open my eyes to see who. All I could do was partially listen to a conversation around me, as my head battled with staying unconscious or waking.
"…..this… weird"
That voice sounded familiar.
"..about it….don't know…this happened"
"..et's go….this is creepy"
"Right I will just….to prevent…happening"
"What is this? Haa haa haa!"
"Dahhh SHUT UP! or… happen! let's go"
Then I heard the voices grow softer hurriedly and two pairs of foot steps walke away. Not being able to stay conscious any longer I blacked out again. When I woke up the second time Waffles was asleep curled up next to me. I sat up from the floor and looked for the present but it was gone. As I looked in front of me I saw the portal machine broken and some parts still smoking but not on fire. Shaking my head I picked up Waffles and hurried up to the house, that was WAY to bizarre. Right now I didn't even care about the trouble I might get into I just wanted to get out of that lab.
Stupid cat! It was all it's fault!
Authors Note: Yeaaaaah so this story is a cross over with my other fanfic 'Till Kingdom Come' I could not help myself XD I though it was funny so I took a shot. I have to mention that the Dib and Zim in 'Waffles' are in Middle School while the Zim and Dib in 'Till KiKingdom Come' and in their mid 20's so that would explain the note. LOL I hope you guys liked and I will try and update the other fic soon so it will complete this story. I would give me some time though cuz school is killing me right now.