Cobra: Oh my fucking god she's doing it!
Natsu: Kill me.
Pleg: yes my pretties! I am turning this into a series!
Cat: Thank you God!
Cobra: Get this show on the damn road Pleg!
Cat: She don't own shit and she never will!
Pleg: Lego!
Cobra sighed as he watched the guild hall fill up with tons of people, most of them he did not know and did not wish to know.
"It's not that bad". Cobra looked up and flipped off the small blue cat that was floating in front of him. "It is for me", he said while rubbing his right ear.
"Oh yeah, your hearing magic". Cobra looked over at the blonde sitting across from him. Boredom clear on his face.
"Enlighten me again why all these fucking people are in the guild?" Cobra said motioning to everyone entering the guild hall with the hand that wasn't hold up his chin.
"It's an engagement party for Erza and Jellal!" Happy said, jumping up on the table. "Everyone's going to get wasted!" He said spinning around in a circle with his arms up in the air and falling over onto the table.
"Wonderful; just what we need, drunk idiots with magic and tempers." Cobra said rolling his eyes and casting them down to watch Cubelious come out from under the table to hiss at someone who came too close to her master.
"Your one to talk" Lucy stated as she fixed her shirt so that her boobs where more noticeable, most likely trying to pick up one of the guys walking by. "By the way, where's Natsu?"
"He's-" Cobra started but was cut off.
"There fighting" Happy said with a big grin on his face. "Damn Cat.." Cobra muttered as he zoned out from the conversation about his love life, not in the mood to get bitched at by the bimbo.
"Oh?" Lucy said easing her eyebrows, trying to look interested.
"Yeah!" Happy said feeling proud of himself for knowing something, for once. "Cobra did something really bad and made Natsu really, really mad".
Lucy tilted her head to the side in curiosity. "Do you know why he's mad?" She asked the small blue cat, seeing as Cobra was ignoring everyone's existence. She needed new material for the fanfiction about them she was writing, and she was stuck.
"Something about Cobra doing something when Natsu said not too.." Happy said as he stared at the fish Mira was cooking from across the guild hall at the bar, drool coming out of his mouth in hunger.
"Happy, focus" Lucy said snapping her fingers in front of the small blue felines face.
"That's all I know" he said looking at her. "I mean that's all Natsu told me… He wasn't very clear" Happy said putting his small ow to his mouth, wondering how the fish would taste. Lucy groaned in frustration. Well that was a complete waste of her time.
"Natsu" Cobra said, shooting up from the booth, causing Cubelious' head to fall out of his lap. Cobra turned his head towards the main doors of the guild hall over the back of the booth. Lucy screamed in shock when the older male jumped up suddenly. She looked over to see the pink haired male entering the guild hall, well trying with all the people around.
Cobra moved to get out of the booth but was stopped by Gajeel, Leo, and Gray.
"Wanna have a drinking contest?" Gray asked the older male, crossing his arms over his chest, in clear boredom. Cobra scoffed and ignored him trying to get around the 3 males to get to his lover.
"What's wrong with you?" Gajeel said turning around to see what Cobra was looking at: Natsu coming towards them.
"Hey Salamander, wanna have a drinking contest?" Gajeel said turning completely around, blocking Natsu's view of the older male.
Cobra growled and glared at the back of the metal dragon slayers head. Gajeel knew he wanted to talk to the pinklett but it was fun to piss Cobra off, so he did it ever chance he got. I mean, what else was he suppose to do with his boredom?
"Sure why not" Natsu said shrugging as he came closer to the table, moving his head side to side to try and see who Gajeel was block from his view, but giving up when Gajeel just moved with him.
"Cool, we'll go get the booze" Gray said as Leo followed him back to the bar. Gajeel smirked, stepping forward and wrapping an arm around Natsu's neck. Turning his body, Gajeel threw Natsu into Cobras lap.
"Wait…wha?" Natsu said as Gray and Leo came back from the bar holding shot glasses and a bottle of whiskey, Leo sat next to Lucy and Gary next to him. Gajeel went to grab Levy to bring her over to the table as well to join them.
"Wait what just happened". Natsu said as he looked around, then froze when he felt arms circle themselves around his lower torso. Looking down he saw he was now in Cobras lap.
"Gajeel", Natsu hissed out as the male sat next to him and Cobra, Levy next to him. Gajeel completely ignored him.
"Alright let's do this" Gray said as he poured shots of whiskey. "Here's the game, whoever falls over drunk first looses" Gray said as he started pouring shots.
"Cobra let the fuck go" Natsu said as he tried to wiggle out of the older males lap. Cobra just rolled his eyes, " If I do you'll either fall under the table or you'll push the blue haired girl off the bench, your choice" he said resting his chin on Natsu's head. Natsu groaned in frustration and crossed his arms over his chest.
He didn't want to be around Cobra right now, he was still pissed about what the older male did the night before. He didn't even ask him is he wanted to mate the poison dragon slayer, he just did it. And to Natsu, that was fucked up. From what Igneel had taught him, mating was something dragons did when they knew for sure that they wanted to be together for life. And Cobra and him had been dating about a year. So Natsu had the right to be pissed off. And he was going to stay pissed until Cobra apologized for being an asshole.
"Oh stop it Salamander" Gajeel said as he took the shot Gray gave him. "You two need to quit with this fighting shit, it's annoying". Natsu rolled his eyes ignoring the other guild members.
"I agree" Gray said as he handed a shot to Cobra. "You looked like you where going to kill someone this morning" the ice Mage commented motioning to Cobra with the whiskey bottle. Natsu took a shot from the table an, both the males downed it in one go.
"How about you all stay out of our business" Natsu said as he glared at the others. The look in the fire mages eyes read drop it or you die.
"Speaking, of which lets change the subject" Cobra said as he gave the glass back to Gray.
"Let's play truth or dare!" Lucy said trying to lighten everyone's mood. All the boys heads turned to her, surprised she was still here.
"Good idea!" Levy said, smirking at the blonde knowing her idea. Evil grind on both girls faces.
"Ok Gray, you go first" Lucy said smirking at the ice Mage. Gray shrugged. "Ok dare", he said taking another shot, then poring himself another.
"You half to…. make out with Gajeel!" Lucy said and laughed as Gray chocked on his drink. Cobra busted out laughing and Natsu joined him as Gajeel glared at the blonde.
Gray looked at Lucy who was telling him to do it. The ice made looked at the whisky bottle in his hand completely ignoring the shot he just poured himself. He then put the bottle to his lips, swung his head back and took 4 giant gulps. Gajeel then took it from him, copying the ice Mage, but taking 6 instead.
Levy got out of the booth to let Gajeel put, Leo doing the same. Now Leo and levy where on the same side, Gajeel and Gray on the other.
Gajeel sat down next to Gray and sighed.
"C'mon metal head!" Cobra said as he watch the ice mage turn bright red. Gajeel rolled his eyes, turning his body to face Gary and moved his hand to the ice mages chin, pulling his face up. The metal dragon slayer moved his other hand to Gray's neck, Gajeel pulling his head towards his, crashed there lips together. Gary's mouth being open from shock, Gajeel got instant access to Gray's mouth. Gray's eyes where as wide as sanders as he stared in shock at the metal dragon slayer.
"Go Gajeel!" Levy cheered and she watched the ice Mage try to push him away. Seconds later Gajeel broke away from the younger male, a string of saliva connecting there mouths, which Gajeel broke as he leaned forward and licked the younger males lips quickly breaking it.
Gajeel looked from Lucy to Levy who where both blushing deep red. "There happy?" He said, reaching over Gray, who was just as red and grabbing the bottle of whiskey, downing more of it.
"Technically, Gray was suppose to kiss you" Cobra said as he took the bottle from Gajeel as Natsu waved to Mira for another bottle and a bottle of vodka.
"Oh that's right!" Lucy said as she snapped out of her fan girl mode. Gajeel rolled his eyes and turned his attention to Gary.
"Well you going to or what?" He said as the ice Mage stared at him. Gray blushed and leaned forward kissing Gajeel as deeply as he could without using his tongue. Gajeel smirked threw the kiss as he stared at Gary's blushing face, with his scrunched up eyes.
"Fine that counts" Lucy said as Gary pulled away from the other male and grabbed the bottle from Cobra downing the rest of it.
"I wasn't drunk enough for that…." Gray muttered as he gave the bottle to MJ, as she set down the new vodka and whiskey bottles.
"I was" Gajeel said as he put his arms behind his head and leaned back against the booth cushion, a shit eating grin on his face.
'So it is true, you are bi' Gajeel cracked an eyes open and looked over at Cobra.
'Yes it is, now get out of my head slither fuck'. Cobra rolled his eyes, tightening his grip around Natsu's waist, which he got an elbow to the gut for.
"Ok Cobras turn!" Lucy said as she looked over at the older male, who was more focused on Natsu's scent then the game.
"Dare" he said while stealing the shot of vodka Natsu was about to drink, and drank it himself.
' I wanna dare him to pleasure Natsu until the end of the game… But he'll say no and Natsu will kill me'. Lucy thought as she bit her lip and scratched her head, trying to come up with something.
"Easy" Cobra said all of the sudden. Lucy's head shot up and stared at him, and Cobra smirked.
'I'll pleasure Natsu until the end of the game' Lucy stared at him in shock. Cobra grinned at her. Lucy smiled really big and nodded.
"Alright who's next!" Lucy said turning to the others, acting like she completely forgot the silent conversation she just had with Cobra.
"Wait what?" Levy said as she looked at the blonde in confusion.
"Loke, truth or dare?" Lucy said ignoring the blue haired girls question and continuing with the game.
"Uhh… Dare?" Leo said as Gray handed him his 6th shot of whiskey.
Cobra smirked as he watched the game continue. Leaning his head down, Cobra moved his mouth to the back of Natsu's neck. Natsu shuttered as Cobra ran his tongue from the base of his neck to his hair line.
"Cobra…. stop" Natsu whispered as the male ran his tongue over the bite mark that was starting to heal on the left side of Natsu's neck. The memories from the night prior started to flood Cobras mind.
"No" Cobra stated as one of his hands started to move from Natsu's stomach to his groined. Natsu jumped, causing the table to move slightly, drawing Gajeel's focus away from the game.
"Ya alright Salamander?" He asked as he looked away from Leo downing an entire bottle of rum and the others cheering him on.
Natsu nodded as Cobra leaned forward, using his hand that wasn't occupied, to grab the bottle of vodka and pour two shots.
"Here baby" Cobra whispered putting the bottle down and handing Natsu one. Then picking up his own he downed it.
Natsu brought the small shot glass to his lips and tilted his head back, his eyes closed so he didn't that'd to look at Cobra, he downed the whole thing. Cobra smirked as he continued to rub the obvious bulge forming in Natsu's pants.
Natsu moaned, the alcohol was not helping any of this. He needed to stop drinking or this was going to get much much worse.
"Ok next, I dare everyone to say how big they are". Lucy said looking around the table, you could tell she was a little tipsy by the fact she was now talking louder then usual. Levy and Natsu looked at her as if she hand just eaten a puppy.
"8 and half", Gajeel suddenly blurted out. His head was against the back of the booth, his arms behind his head, he wasn't drunk but he was definitely buzzed.
"7", Gray said as he took another shot. Gray wasn't drunk enough. All that kept going threw his head was the male sitting next to him. He was hoping if he drank enough he'd black out and wouldn't remember any of this.
"7 and a half", Leo said looking at Lucy and smirking, knowing how drunk she was, then realizing what might happen later causing him to grin.
"Can someone tell me what the hell you guys are talking about?" Levy said as she looked at everyone. Leo leaned over and whispered in her ear to inform her. A bright blush formed on Levy's face as she slammed her head down on the table, saying something like she wasn't drunk enough for this shit.
"9", Cobra said as he downed another shot. He was barley buzzed, he was use to scotch and hard liquor not vodka. Lucy whistled as her eyes set on Natsu.
"Your turn", she said with a big evil grin on her face. Natsu looked down, and blushed at the thought of stating it. He cringed when he felt Cobra palm him harder.
"6 and a half", Cobra stated and then looked at Lucy, ignoring the looks from the others at the table. "I think it's your turn", he said with a smirk. Trying to get the attention off of Natsu and focused more on the game.
Leo and Gary cheered, evident that they were drunk.
"Fine truth".
"Is it true you a and the lion slept together on more than one occasion", Cobra asked with a shit eating grin on his face, already know the answer.
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Gajeel bursted out laughing , his hands going to the table and leaned forward looking at Lucy. While Leo spit out his drink all over the table.
While that commotion was happening, Cobra took this chance to pull down Natsu's pants a little and slip his hand inside. Natsu yelped slightly and gasped, grabbing Cobras wrist trying to stop him. Cobra smirked when he noticed that Natsu wasn't wearing underwear, why? He didn't know and didn't really care at the moment.
"Focus on the game love", Cobra whispered in Natsu's ear as he stroked the pinklett. Natsu shuttered as he shifted in Cobras lap, hoping no one could see what the poison dragon was doing. Knowing his mate would make raise hell if he didn't do something, Cobra clicked his tongue and Cubelious came up from under the table, between them and Leo, blocking his view of the males from chest down. Cubelious moved so her head was on her Masters other shoulder. Cobra clicked his tongue again and the snake shut its eyes going to sleep knowing Natsu hated when she watched.
"There now, focus on the game love" the older male said as he used his free hand to pour 2 more drinks and set one in front of Natsu, downing the other. Cobra knew that the more intoxicated he got his little lover, the more willing he would be. Cobra smirked at the sounds that where coming from Natsu and continued to pleasure him wanting to hear more from his new mate.
'Mmm mate, don't you love that word baby? That's was we are now. Mates. For life. You belong to me forever'. Natsu shuttered as he heard Cobras thoughts run threw his mind. The anger Natsu felt had melted away just like his resolve as Cobras index finger pushed down on his top.
'Take the shot or I'll stop…' Natsu gulped at the threat that ran threw his head.
Natsu removed one hand from Cobras wrist to take the shot like he was told. Cobra smirked and pulled Natsu's pants down a little farther. Then hooked Natsu under his arms and pulled him up so the smaller male was now sitting right on top of Cobras obvious erection.
"C-Cobra" Natsu hissed/moaned as Cobra grinned on him. Natsu set the shot glass back on the table and it was soon refilled by someone.
"What's wrong baby" Cobra whispered in his mates ear as Natsu held back a moan. Cobra wanted to fuck him right then and there and he was about to too, just had to make sure everyone was too drunk to notice.
"Alright my turn" Gajeel said, and looked over at the two lovers.
"Cobra" he said and the male looked up at him, Gajeel gave a weird look to the blushing Natsu in the older males lap. Cobra mouthed the words 'he's drunk' and Gajeel just rolled his eyes.
"Truth or Dare?" Gajeel said brining his attention back to Cobra as he leaned back. Cobra smirked. "Truth of course".
"How many people have you had sex with?" Gajeel said with a wicked grin on his face. Natsu froze where he was, but Cobras hand continued to move not ever faltering.
"Around 20, maybe 30" Cobra said as he took the shot Natsu was poured. Gajeel hummed as he watched the look on Natsu's face get worse.
"Holy shit you where a man whore" Gray said as he started laughing. Clearly drunk off his ass, he was now leaning against Gajeel who's arm was around the ice mages shoulder.
"Where? He still is!" Leo said as he laughed, Gray and Gajeel joining him. Lucy and Levy where too drunk to care and just ignored them.
Cobra smirked knowing that this was pissing Natsu off to the max, which was always fun.
"Baby, don't be mad" Cobra whispered as he stroked Natsu harder. Natsu completely forgot what he was mad about as he felt his climax coming. Natsu moaned and Cobra knew he was about to come, so he stopped.
"You…..ass" Natsu breathed out in frustration, squeezing Cobras hand trying to get him to continue. Cobra hummed as he ran his tongue over the mating mark again.
"Don't worry baby you'll feel good again in a second" Cobra whispered as moved his hand to the tip of Natsu's 'problem' and whipped off the pre cum that formed there, smearing it on two of his fingers, Cobra brought it down to the pinklett's entrance.
"Don't you fucking dare" Natsu hissed out digging his nails into Cobras thy trying to get him to stop. Cobra smirked and kissed Natsu's hair, then slipped a finger inside him. Natsu shuttered and tried not to moan at the wonderful feeling.
"I think it's Natsu's turn". Natsu froze when he heard that fall out of Cobras mouth. Gajeel, Gray and Leo hummed in agreement.
"Alright, Truth or Dare Natsu?" Gray said from across the small wooden table. Natsu cursed Cobra put in his head wishing he haven't have drank so much.
"Truth" Natsu said trying to to stutter as Cobra rubbed his sweet spot. The older male hummed hoping Gray would come up with a good one.
"Would you every consider having a 3 some or an orgy?" Gray said while taking another shot, Gajeel's hand had now moved to Gray's hip where Gajeel was rubbing circles.
Natsu stared in shock at Gray, he was really really fucking drunk.
"Your drunk Gray, you need to go home" Cobra said, putting his chin on top Natsu's head. Gray waved him off and looked back at Natsu.
"Well?" He said, an excited look on his face. Gajeel smirked threw hazy eyes and the lovers, hoping that the little ice mage next to him would soon be his.
"Ummm….". It was so fucking hard trying to concentrate with someone rubbing your prostate. Natsu elbowed Cobra in the gut to try and get him to stop but the asshole just added another finger.
"I think he'd love too" Cobra said at the same time he pulled his fingers out and put his hand flat against Natsu's stomach and pushed, causing Natsu to grind on him.
"Really?" Gray said turning his attention to Cobra who grinned at him and nodded.
"Isn't that right baby?" Cobra said while grabbing Natsu's balls and squeezing them. Natsu mines slightly, then put his arms down on the table and his his face in them.
"Is he okay?" Gray said point at Natsu. Cobra hummed in response.
"He's fine, whiskey makes him sick, it'll go away soon". Cobra said while running his hand threw the pink locks of his boyfriend. Natsu hummed as Cobra ran his hand threw his hair the other on his back rubbing.
'Wait did I just orgasm without…?'
'Yes you did love'.
Natsu groaned in frustration. This asshole. Cobra smirked and reached down pulling Natsu's pants back up. Cobra then clicked his tongue, Cubelious woke up and moved from her place, to back under the table. Cobra than moved Natsu so he was now sitting across his lap, his back again the wall, his head resting on Cobras chest.
"I'm going to kill you later" Natsu whispered, and obvious slur to his voice. Cobra hummed in response as Natsu nuzzled his neck.
"I love you" Cobra said and kiss Natsu's forehead.
Natsu mumbled in response already asleep.
"You win Gajeel" Cobra said as he motioned for Leo and Levy to move so he and Natsu could get
out.
"Why do you say that?" the metal dragon slayer said staring at the man as he got out of the booth, with Natsu in his arms.
"Because I'm your only real competition here and we both know it" the older male said with a smirk.
"See ya" Cobra said and then clicked his tongue, Cubelious coming out from under the table, obeying her master.
"Bye, have fun" Gajeel said knowing what the poison dragon slayer was planing to do, because he was going to do the same to the little ice mage who was asleep against him, clutching his arm.
Pleg: I'm ending it there.
Cobra: You fucking whore.
Pleg: Build a bridge. Your lucky I'm updating this at all.
Cat: No I am.
Pleg: True.
Cobra: Review if you don't want her to end it here, because she will…. Cuz she's a bitch.
Pleg: I try :)