As we return from the three month commercial break, the courtroom was in an uproar. The Judge's brain was on the brink of exploding for trying to keep up with all of the chaos that was tearing his courtroom into pieces.
Taskmaster and Tron Bonne were still being tried after a new case had been announced. Agev was revealed to be in fact, Vega, who attempted to put the murder of Gen on the MvC3 cast's shoulders.
Frank West had snapped over 200 pictures within this period of time and hadn't shown signs of stopping anytime soon. Watch as the chaos unfolds in...
LIVING IN TWO WORLDS
Confusion
The Judge wiped his head with his handkercheif as his eyes blinked furiously from one person to the next. Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth poured themselves a nice cup of coffee, seeing as though their services wouldn't be needed for a while. Deadpool slowly inched over in his seat, little by little, in an attempt to pluck a small strand of Phoenix Wright's hair.
Viewtiful Joe cheered Deadpool on as Deadpool put all of his concentration into his plucking. She Hulk was on the verge of slapping Deadpool into next week, but she couldn't keep her eyes off of the unfolding case.
Vega: Judge, do we have a case?
Dante: We shouldn't. If this guy didn't even see who put the body on his doorstep, how can he even blame us? He's not a witness, Vega is bribing him somehow.
Vega: Bribing him? With what exactly?
C. Viper: You are pretty feminine Vega, so one can only imagine...
Vega: You've got to be kidding me. Really? Hahaha, how intelligent.
Hulk: You're one to talk. Trying to put the murder YOU committed on someone else's shoulders when we have PROOF that it was you? Yeah, very intelligent. Hulk about to SMASH Vega.
Chris: Yeah, Vega. I'm pretty sure Sagat and Adon have the resources to prove you wrong, or else they wouldn't have brought you here.
Sagat: Yes. That is correct.
Adon: We have evidence!
Phoenix Wright: Evidence, you say?
Adon: Yes. Infrared camera with supplementary night-vision. We got everything.
Edward Falcon: Uhh...I'm going to leave now..
Wolverine: You're not goin' anywhere, bub.
Wolverine slowly walked behind Edward and started to sharpen his claws.
Wolverine: Why did you try to blame us?
Edward: Uhh..well..you see..Vega..he..
Chris: Yeah?
Edward: He..threatened me..
Dante: Threatened you? Oh ho ho! Vega, things aren't looking too bright for you, are they?
Judge: How exactly did he threaten you?
Edward: He threatened to use his claw...to..."neuter me" and chop my dick off...a.."penectomy".
Deadpool cringed as the words left Edward's mouth, which caused him to pluck a patch of hair out of Phoenix's head instead of a little strand. Oddly enough, Phoenix didn't even seem to feel it.
Deadpool gasped at the sight as his eyes went wider than dinner plates. Deadpool quickly looked at Viewtiful Joe.
Deadpool: Glue...we need glue!
Viewtiful Joe: From where?
She Hulk: Look at what you two did! You dumbasses!
Viewtiful Joe: HE'S the dumbass, not me!
Phoenix Wright turned around.
Phoenix Wright: What are you guys mumbling about?
Deadpool quickly put the hair behind his back. He gave Phoenix Wright a calm, soothing look and reassured him that nothing was wrong. His words were jumbled and he began to twiddle his thumbs.
Phoenix Wright: Something wrong?
She Hulk: Go ahead and tell him, Wade.
Deadpool: Well...you see...
Just then, Vega screamed at the top of his lungs which made everybody look in that direction. Ghost Rider was trying his hardest to remove Vega's mask but it wouldn't come off. He pulled with all his might but the mask seemed like it was attached to Vega's face permanently.
Dormammu: Stand aside, Ghost Weiner. I'll burn that mask off! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Skrull punched Dormammu in the rib and pushed him away so he could have a shot at removing the mask.
Skrull: No! I, Super Skrull, will remove the mask with extreme prejudice! So fuck off Dormammu!
Iron Man laughed at Dormammu's groans as Dormammu shot a flaming middle finger at Skrull.
Thor: I could remove the mask. Just give me another Asgardian Burrito and by the powers of Ass-gard, it shall be done!
Spencer: Haha..he said "Ass"gard. Get it? Farting? Ass? Haha..yeah...
Deadpool chimed in out of nowhere.
Deadpool: Booooo!
Spencer dropped his head in shame.
Wesker: I still think the "neutering" and "penectomy" are interesting. That's a very gruesome punishment indeed. I like the way this man thinks.
Trish: So, you're obsessed with dicks and balls too, Wesker? I can see why you're always stalking Chris.
Wesker's eyes burned in rage.
Wesker: Do NOT start this again! There will never be any yaoi or whatever between me and that pathetic gorilla!
Chris: Yeah! What he said!
Zero: What is a dick?
Thor chuckled so loud the whole room shook. Storm couldn't help but to laugh because Thor was laughing so hard.
X-23 looked at Dante and blushed. Dante bit his lower lip.
Dante: ...
Hulk: ...
Felicia: ...
Arthur had returned from the restroom and glanced around at everybody.
Arthur: Ah! I feel refreshed! Like a new knight! Took only five seconds for me to punch myself and shatter all of my armor!
Morrigan had followed him in and out of the restroom and began rubbing on his beard.
Arthur: Temptress! Leave me be! I have no desire for you!
Arthur began to run around in circles with Morrigan following closely behind. (if you know how Arthur runs, this is a funny thing to imagine)
Zero: Guys...
Chris: Uhh..Morrigan, you better answer this question.
Morrigan: Answer what?
Vega: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Ghost Rider: Son of a demon! This mask is fucking fused to his face!
Ryu: That's odd...when we fight, I could kick him in the shin and it'd knock his mask right off.
Ghost Rider: What the hellfire?
Chun-Li: It's true. It's so easy to knock his mask off.
Ghost Rider: Do it. I want to see this.
As soon as Ghost Rider let go of the mask and turned to face Ryu, Vega reeled back in terror and let out a slew of profanity. Edward Falcon ran off when no one was paying attention to him and Vega kicked Ghost Rider in the back of the leg. Vega laughed hysterically and pulled out a smoke bomb which exploded in his hands.
Vega: Dammit! See you ugly freaks later!
Vega stormed out of the courtroom and only his shadow could be seen.
Ghost Rider: NO! Don't let him escape!
Thor: Sneaky little man, he is.
Spencer: Alright, Yoda.
Thor: Yoda? I am Thor! Champion of Asgard!
Iron Man shook his head.
Ghost Rider's bike came crashing through the side of the wall as he mounted it in mid-stride.
Dante: Damn...nice bike.
Ghost Rider: Thanks. It got transformed after I became the Ghost Rider. Now, I hunt the guilty. Vega is mine.
Super Skrull: Not if I get to him first.
Ghost Rider: You think you can catch him before me? Fool, you couldn't catch me on a toddler tricycle.
Dormammu: HAHAHAHA. I'll smoke the both of you like a cigarette!
Dr. Doom: So, men, are we looking at a bet here?
Ghost Rider: First one to catch Vega gets...?
Dr. Doom: If I win, you will all become my servants for a day.
Dormammu: Same here if I win.
Super Skrull: Agreed!
Wesker: Yes. I concur as well.
Super Skrull: Doom, if you lose, you will subject yourself to Ryu's stupidity for a day!
Ryu looked at Skrull, dumbfounded.
Ryu: What about Ryu?
Dr. Doom's eyes went wide as his throat started to get dry. He began to stutter as he trembled in fear.
Dr. Doom: I-I-I c-can't agree t-t-to that...
Super Skrull: What's wrong Victor? Scared of a little bet, my friend?
Wesker: Skrull, if you lose, you must sneak into bed with She Hulk.
She Hulk wasn't around to hear this.
Super Skrull: Oh shit...
Dormammu: HAHAHAHA. Wesker, if you lose, you must eat nothing but coleslaw. ALL day.
Wesker: Fuck you! I'm not going along with that shit!
Chris: Oh..Wesker hates coleslaw?
Wesker: Grah, it's disgusting!
Chris: Interesting...
Jill: Very interesting...
Zero: Guys...no one has answered my question!
Dante: Morrigan..explain to Zero what a penis is!
Morrigan: Okay!
Morrigan grinned at Zero and took him by the hand.
Morrigan: Zero, honey, a penis is one of the most wonderful things in this universe.
Dante: Of course you'd say something like that...
Morrigan: Quiet you!
X-23: ...
Spider-Man had been asleep the entire time and had only just recently woke up from his slumber. He yawned and stretched on the bench he was sitting in. He stood up and looked at Felicia.
Spiderman: Hey, what's going on?
Felicia: Well, those guys over there are betting on who can catch Vega first, Morrigan is explaining to Zero what a penis is, The Judge up there is still baffled as to what is going on, Deadpool plucked a giant patch of hair out of Phoenix Wright's head...
Phoenix Wright: HE DID WHAT?
Deadpool: RETREAT. RETREAT.
Deadpool and Viewtiful Joe stood immediately and darted out of the courtroom with Phoenix Wright trailing not too far behind.
Apollo: Oh boy..he's enraged.
Maya: Yeah..he'll have unlimited stamina now..
Morrigan stopped talking to Zero and looked up.
Morrigan: Unlimited, you say?
Wolverine and Hulk shook their heads and laughed.
Dante: Of course you'd ask that.
Morrigan glared at Dante.
Magneto: Dormammu, if you lose, you must watch Teletubbies and Rugrats ALL day.
Dormammu: There aren't enough episodes!
Magneto: There will be re-runs.
Spider-Man: DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNN!
Wesker: Magneto, if you lose, you must go to the dog pound and get a Blue Heeler dog (look them up) and take care of it for a week BY YOURSELF. Afterwards, we will assist you. Maybe.
Magneto: That's it? That's simple!
Wesker: Hmhmhmhhahahahaha. We'll see.
Ghost Rider: And what if I lose? Which I won't, by the way.
Wesker: If you lose...
Magneto: You must..
Super Skrull: Survive a night...
Dr. Doom: With...
Altogether: Morrigan.
Morrigan slowly glanced at Ghost Rider and smiled.
Morrigan: Mmm...
Ghost Rider: I'm guessing that's a bad thing?
Dr. Doom: Find out for yourself.
Ghost Rider: Psh...
Ghost Rider looked at Morrigan, who slowly rubbed her legs up and down while licking her lips. Ghost Rider gulped.
Super Skrull: Can you handle all that...slut..?
Morrigan: I'm going to kick your ass later, Skrull.
Skrull gulped.
Iron Man: I don't even think i'd be able to handle all of that. Remember who exactly I am now.
Spiderman: Oh man..this sounds interesting. So, who do you guys have to catch? Vega? Who's that?
Chun-Li: A pretty boy with a stupid little mask and a claw. Very feminine. Likes to call people ugly.
Ryu: He said I looked like a homeless man. Home..less? What does that mean? I told him "thank you" and he laughed before we fought!
Spencer: I would have laughed too..hell, i'm laughing now!
Captain America: Ryu, that is not a compliment, soldier.
Storm: Far away from a compliment.
Amaterasu: I worry about Ryu sometimes...
Thor: As do I, sun goddess.
Hulk: Hulk will never get over Ryu's idiocy.
Spiderman: Well, we need a starting line.
Amaterasu: The first one to catch Vega has to take him outside, where one of us will wait to see who wins! Woof!
Jill: I've got my money on Ghost Rider.
Chris: Wesker is going to be the first one to lose. I can't wait. I'm going to have my camera ready when he takes a nice, big gulp out of a cold pile of coleslaw!
Wesker gulped and cleared his throat as he got into a runner stance. Ghost Rider revved his bike. Super Skrull walked up beside Wesker nonchalantly. Magneto slowly floated between Dormammu and Super Skrull, while Dr. Doom hopped up beside Dormammu.
Trish: On your marks...
Judge: WAIT! So..what about the case?
Miles Edgeworth: Forget it, Judge. Let's watch this race. You do have cameras all over the courthouse don't you?
Judge: Yes but...
Miles Edgeworth: Can't you pull them all up on the giant TV right there?
He pointed to the humongous 60 inch TV behind the Judge.
She Hulk: There should be a way to do so. I remember from my lawyer days.
Judge: Perhaps you are right..let's try.
Ghost Rider kept his eyes on the hallway ahead. Magneto glanced around at his competitors and gritted his teeth.
C. Viper: Get set...
Super Skrull smiled evilly as he began to stretch his arms forward to gain a rubberband-shot start. Dormammu began to burn Super Skrull's arms, but Super Skrull was unaffected due to the Human Torch.
Dormammu: CURSE YOU, HUMAN TORCH!
Arthur: OHOHOHO! We have some tricky rivals here! Oh this will be fun!
Spencer: In five...
Spiderman: Four...
Jill: Three...
Dr. Doom squinted his eyes. Wesker pushed up his shades.
X-23: Two...
Dante: One...
Jean Grey: GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ghost Rider immediately left the competition in a blaze of fire. Super Skrull wasn't too far behind as he began to surf on fire. Dr. Doom struggled to keep up as he jogged down the hallway, carefully planning an invention that would help him seek out Vega.
Dormammu trailed behind Super Skrull and pushed his levitation to the limit as he slowly began to catch up. Wesker sprinted as fast as he could and sped past Dormammu, giving him the middle finger as he went by. Magneto was a little bit behind Dormammu as he began to grab objects from afar and hurl them at his rivals. He managed to strike Super Skrull upside the head with a fire extinguisher, who lost his balance and skidded down the hallway before turning into a alien wrecking ball that rolled down that hall. The fire extinguisher bounced off of the floor and sprayed in Dormammu's face who screamed in horror.
Dormammu began to fly in the wrong direction and smacked Magneto in the face, who went flying into another room.
Super Skrull was rolling like a madman. He rolled faster than he surfed it seemed, as he quickly began to catch up to Wesker, who looked back and cursed as loud as he could. Wesker tried to zig-zag to trick Super Skrull, but Super Skrull kept right on his tail and eventually steamrolled Wesker who lay flat on his stomach. He punched the ground, stood up and resumed sprinting.
Ghost Rider was casually cruising down the many halls until he looked in his mirror and saw Super Skrull rolling not too far behind. Ghost Rider laughed.
Ghost Rider: Heh heh. Look who's trying to catch up. You may be immune to fire, but try HELLfire.
Ghost Rider revved his bike downward, and the exhaust let out a brighter flame than usual on the floor behind him. Ghost Rider laughed hysterically as he took a left down another hall.
Super Skrull paid the flame no attention.
Skrull: Ha! Weak fire. How pathetic!
Super Skrull soon realized that the fire was not as weak as he had predicted. He slowly began to feel unimaginable pain as he shrieked in absolute horror. He stopped rolling and looked for the nearest water spot. Luckily, a janitor had left a mop bucket conveniently placed nearby. Super Skrull grabbed it and sat in it as he exclaimed, "Ahhhhh".
Dr. Doom had carefully built his Vega Tracker and had begun using it to track Vega's wherabouts. He went down a flight of stairs and came out on the same level as Ghost Rider. He looked around and ran left.
Ghost Rider was battling Wesker, who had managed to ride an elevator to catch up. Ghost Rider wasn't paying attention to the hall, and failed to realize that Dr. Doom was running towards him. Dr. Doom made a great leap and dropkicked Ghost Rider square in the back of the head and knocked him off of his bike. Wesker laughed hysterically as he punted Ghost Rider 20 feet down the hall.
Dr. Doom stared at Wesker, who smiled in return. The two got in their fighting stances. Wesker darted toward Dr. Doom, who retaliated by reaching in his pocket and pulling a packet of COLESLAW out of his tunic. Wesker immediately stopped and his face turned purple. Dr. Doom had successfully subdued Wesker, who pleaded for mercy. Dormammu shot a fireball which hit Dr. Doom directly from the side which knocked him through the wall and out of the courthouse. Wesker stood up, on the brink of vomitting, and kicked Dormammu in the shin, before finishing him with a karate chop to the temple. Dormammu grunted and grabbed Wesker's leg as he lie on the floor. Wesker kicked Dormammu's hand away and punted him out of the same hole in the wall as Dr. Doom.
Super Skrull and Magneto were battling it out down the exact same hallway as they bumped into Wesker. They began to throw a flurry of punches and kicks at Wesker, who seemed to dodge all of their blows with ease.
The gang watched the fight unfold on the giant TV.
Chris: Wesker's dodging...
Jill: Uroboros.
Chris: Yeah...
Dante: I remember you telling me about that.
Chris: That son of a bitch..
Iron Man: If that stuff can make your reflexes THAT good, I'd like to buy some.
Spencer: You still wouldn't be able to dodge this arm.
Iron Man: Wanna test that theory?
Wolverine: Oh brother.
Captain America: At ease, soldiers!
Zero: So, Morrigan...do..those things really make you more of a man?
Morrigan: Of course, Zero honey. You can get an implant if you want.
Zero: So then I could have..sex?
Morrigan: Yep. And THAT is where life truly begins. Mmhmmhmhm.
Zero: Ah...
Arthur: What has this woman planted into your mind, young robotic friend?
Zero: It's nothing, Arthur. Just a lot to think about.
Spiderman: Honestly, you're good without it Zero. It'll get you into a lot of trouble, plus, all the negatives that can be gained with it...hell, you can do without it. It's like practicing abstinence.
Morrigan: Dumbest practice ever.
Dante: Of course you'd say something like that.
Morrigan: Why do you keep saying that?
Dante: Because it's true.
Felicia: Do you practice abstinence, Dante?
Dante looked at X-23.
Dante: I..well uh..hey look! Wesker is winning!
C. Viper: No he's not, he's running in circles. He just doesn't know it. He's ran down Hallway 27 over ten times now. You would think he would have noticed the giant "Hallway 27" sign.
Chris: Wow...
Hulk: Wesker almost as bad as Ryu..
Ryu: Which screen are we supposed to be looking at? Are we watching football?
Everybody facepalmed.
Ghost Rider stood up and got back on his bike. He zoomed down Hallway 22 and heard a faint voice nearby. He opened the door he was closest too and found Vega, who was about to leap from the window.
Ghost Rider: I FOUND YOU!
Vega: No you didn't! Shut up!
Ghost Rider: You must come with me. Don't ju-
Vega jumped.
Ghost Rider: ...dammit.
As Vega screamed about how he couldn't fly, he flailed about in the air like a fish out of water. He squealed about being too pretty to die and stroked his fingers through his hair one last time...until something hit him. When he opened his eyes, he noticed that something wasn't right. He wasn't plummeting to his death anymore. He was...flying...
(youtube link .com/watch?v=bIJG5nrzLQk)
Vega almost fainted. He looked up to see that he was in the arms of the superhero, Nova.
Nova: Don't worry man, I got ya.
As Nova slowly decreased in altitude, he touched down on land. He dropped Vega off, who could only watch in amazement and Nova posed and laughed.
Nova: Suicide attempt?
Vega: Something like that. My friend, you are beautiful.
Nova: Woah, i'm not into that buddy. Haha, but you're welcome. What's up with the mask?
Vega: It's something of a trademark.
Nova: I see...what's your name?
Vega: Age-I mean, Vega. What's yours?
Nova: Avon.
Vega: Avon?
Nova: Yeah. Is that weird? Hahahaha. No seriously, my name is Nova and you're under arrest.
Vega: WHAT?
Nova: Sorry man, your name is all over the place! Luckily, I caught ya before you killed yourself. Hands behind your back.
Vega: Shit. You, Nova, are ugly.
Nova: Shaddup ya freak.
As Vega cursed under his breath, he walked alongside Nova as he was handcuffed. Dr. Doom used his tracker to find the two and gasped.
Dr. Doom: YOU! WAIT! I NEED HIM!
Nova: What? For what? If you really need him, I guess you'd be willing to do hard time with him too then?
Dr. Doom: No chance in hell!
Nova: Then step aside, green bean.
Magneto: But you don't understand!
Wesker: We have a bet going on!
Ghost Rider: Whomever is the first to catch him wins!
Super Skrull: Yeah!
Nova: Well guys, it looks like I'm the winner. Go cry about it somewhere else.
Wesker: You do realize that it is five on one right now? I think you'd better listen to what we have to say.
Magneto: Our sixth member is a little...under the weather right about now.
Ghost Rider: Dormammu?
Wesker: Yeah. Knocked him out cold.
Vega: Can I go?
Nova: Shut up.
Dr. Doom: Let him go.
Nova: I'd rather not. I'd also rather not listen to what any of you losers have to say. I can take on a trillion of scrubs like you. I'm fucking Nova.
Ghost Rider: I've heard of you. I'm pretty sure Skrull's kind raped you when you tried to liberate their planet.
Super Skrull: The ghost is correct.
Nova: Actually, he's wrong. I'M the one that did the raping. Ask Shi'ar.
Super Skrull's eyes lit up in an inferno of fury.
Super Skrull: What did you just say?
Nova: Pretty sure you heard me. Unless you want to become an alien shishkabob, I'd suggest you move.
Super Skrull: You have disrespected the Skrull race. And for that...you must pay.
Magneto: You cannot defeat the five of us.
Wesker: We told you to listen.
Dr. Doom: So now, we'll take back what we came for.
Nova: Hahaha...riiiiight.
Nova coughed and raised his arm toward the sky. His helmet gleamed in the sunlight.
Nova: NOVA CORPS, ASSEMBLE!
Just then, three bright flashes of light appeared and blinded the five troublemakers.
Wesker: What the shit?
Dr. Doom: Light?
Nova began to walk off with Vega, who pleaded for the five to free him.
Super Skrull: THIS FUCKING LIGHT!
The three lights materialized into three beings that glared at the five. One light became Mega Man, the next became Proto Man, and the third became Bass.
Magneto: Who the fuck are thes-
Before Magneto could finish his sentence, a plasma round quickly grazed the top of his head, which melted a chunk of his helmet.
Magneto was silent.
Three seconds later, the three robot men began to put the smackdown on the evil squad. Super Skrull's arms and legs got tied around a tree multiple times. Magneto had two black eyes and couldn't see out of either one. His nose was bleeding and his helmet had been destroyed. Two teeth lie in the distance, obviously knocked out of his mouth.
Ghost Rider had rips and tears on his jacket, but he wasn't nearly as beatdown as Magneto. Dr. Doom lay with his tunic in three seperate pieces. His legs and arms had been rearranged..again. Wesker's shades were broken and his hair was a mess. He had a giant bald spot on the left side where his hair had been ripped out and he had cuts and bruises under his eyes.
The squad got quintuple-fucked.
As the rest of the gang watched from the TV, Chris cheered in delight.
Chris: Nova Corps is awesome! They beat the living Jesus out of Wesker!
Jill: They're really good.
Zero: Was that...X? Proto Man? Bass? No way!
Zero stormed out of the courtroom and saw all of the holes in the walls created by the squad. He quickly leaped through one of the holes and teleported to the ground safely. He looked around and saw the squad groaing and moaning. He then saw the Nova Corps, about to leave.
Zero: X! X!
Mega Man turned around and looked for the one calling his name. As he glanced at Zero, it only took him a few seconds to grin and greet his best friend.
X: Zero! Who would've thought I'd meet you here!
Bass: A friend of yours?
X: Yeah...from the Maverick hunting days..
Proto Man: Well met, Zero.
Zero: Same to you guys! I saw you all obilterate these guys and I had to come talk to you.
X: It's nice seeing you again. You look..a lot more buff. What have you been doing?
Zero: Well..the Capcom producers don't exactly let you sit around and slouch all day. They put you to work to be in tip-top shape for a new game.
X: I see...geez..I wish I had been selected. They didn't choose me because they just wanted to piss off my fans.
Zero: Yeah that's what I heard. What got you to join the Nova Corps?
X: Well, I get to do what I do best. Deliver justice. Plus the pay is pretty good too, so it's like a double positive.
Zero: Man...how long you gonna be with them?
X: For another three months. Then we get a ten-year vacation, because another Nova Corps will take our spot.
Zero: Ten years? Holy E-Tank!
X: Yeah, it's pretty crazy. But you're working nonstop these five months, so it's well deserved. But anyway, nice talking to you Zero! We have to head out!
Proto Man: Yeah..something about a..crazy guy stealing someone's hair?
Bass: We get weirder requests everyday...
X: Really now? Hair? You've got to be kidding me...
Zero: Oh! I know who that is!
X: Really! Who!
Zero: A guy clad in red. Well, two guys. One is more maroon and the other guy is in red. One's name is Deadpool and the other is Viewtiful Joe. I'm pretty sure they're running from Phoenix Wright.
X: Phoenix Wright? The defense attorney?
Zero: Yeah.
X: Appreciate it, Zero! Talk to ya later man!
Zero: Yeah. See you guys!
Just then, Deadpool burst out of the entrance to the courthouse, running at full speed. His gasps for air and his wheezing meant that he had been running for a long time. Viewtiful Joe was not too far behind as he cried for Deadpool to slow down.
Phoenix Wright was after them, sprinting his hardest as Dormammu followed. Dormammu grabbed Phoenix Wright with his powers and hurled him ahead. As Phoenix Wright was launched into the air, he shifted his body weight so that he'd have a pinpoint strike on Deadpool's skull. He leaned forward like a hawk swooping at a rabbit, and flipped so that his right leg pointed downward. His right foot crashed into Deadpool's skull, who whimpered in pain.
Deadpool: MY KIDNEY!
Viewtiful Joe: DEADPOOL!
Viewtiful Joe ran for Deadpool but stopped when Phoenix Wright glared at him with an evil grin. Viewtiful Joe gasped and fainted.
Viewtiful Joe: I can't believe...I just got chased...by Phoenix Wright..
K.O.!
Phoenix Wright panted heavily as he gave Dormammu a high-five. Dormammu just pointed and laughed at Deadpool. He then turned his attention to tree-tied Super Skrull, beat down Magneto, dead Dr. Doom, unconcious Ghost Rider, and mutilated Wesker. He laughed even harder, cackling even.
X: Well...problem solved?
Nova: Problem..solved. I think we're looking at our newest member to the Nova Corps!
Edgeworth and Frank West soon appeared on the scene. Their jaws dropped as they glanced at Phoenix Wright.
Edgeworth and Frank West: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Back in the courtroom
Judge: I'm going home.
Daredevil: Yeah, me too. Taskmaster, Tron Bonne...you two are free to go on a $150 fine.
Taskmaster: What. The. FUCK.
Tron: I don't have that kind of money!
The Thing: Community service?
Taskmaster: FUCK!
Judge: You are a very vulgar man.
Taskmaster: Blimey! What do we have to do?
Judge: Pick up trash outside. Should take you two no more than three days.
Tron: Ugh...
The Thing: You don't have anything better to do.
Daredevil: Seriously.
Taskmaster: ...
Tron: Taskmaster?
Taskmaster: SHIT.
Apollo: Hey, it's better than in-prison detention.
Maya: For sure.
Taskmaster: What's that?
Judge: You ever seen Hancock?
Taskmaster: Hand cock?
Tron: Ew..
Judge: No..ugh. No. Hancock!
Taskmaster: A movie?
Daredevil: Yes.
Taskmaster: I mean if I'm asking all these questions it's kinda obvious i've never seen this before.
Judge: Well, he's a superhero that shoved one man's head up another man's ass.
The Thing: That's what goes down in there.
Apollo: You don't want that.
Taskmaster: You damn right I don't!
Tron: Yeah..we'll pass on that. Community service it is!
She Hulk: I've had enough of courtrooms for today.
Amaterasu: Amen.
Storm: Where to now?
Wolverine: Home. Screw Haggar, I say!
Iron Man: Couldn't agree more. Call Ken and tell him to take us home.
Ryu: Call Ken? KEN. KEN!
Ryu shouted at the top of his lungs for Ken until Chun-Li smacked him.
Chun-Li: No, you idiot! With a phone!
Ryu: A who?
Chun-Li: THIS!
Chun-Li showed him her cellphone and Ryu was dumbfounded once again.
Ryu: Numbers...looks like a remote control for TV!
Dante: Hey, at least he knows what a remote is.
Hulk: This is true.
Captain America: Being frozen for as long as I have, I'd say I still know more than Ryu does. And that's saying something.
The gang walked out of the courtroom and down the hall. There were a bunch of newspeople in the hallway, taking pictures of the aftermath of the race. News reporters stormed the group and bombarded them with questions.
Reporter: Who won the race?
Reporter: Where is Vega?
Reporter: Do you like pineapples?
The flashing lights of the cameras confused Ryu. As numerous microphones were placed around his face, Ryu didn't know what to say.
Ryu: Uhhh...
Reporter: Ryu, you seem bamboozled!
Ryu: Bam..what?
Reporter: Where are your shoes?
Ryu: Shoes? I wear feet!
Reporter: You smell like fish!
Ryu: I eat fish..I'm no fish..
Reporter: Ryu!
Reporter: Ryu! Ryu!
Reporter: Ryuuuuu!
Ryu slowly began to get angry as his head began to ache due to all of the shouting.
Ryu: SWEET MOTHER OF SHORYUKEN!
As he screamed "SHORYUKEN", he accidentally Shoryuken'd one of the reporters, knocking him out on the spot. Ryu gasped and stared at his hands. The reporters were quiet for a little bit.
They then cheered and began to bombard Ryu with more questions as he ran away down the other hall.
As he did so, he caught up with his friends, only for a select few to be dragged out of the group and into another room by a mob of game show hosts. In the darkness, the few that were dragged in couldn't see anything until the lights flashed on. As they looked around, numerous people were seated around a central stage in which six pedestals seated two people at each one. It was the Game Show room. The host?
Ken Masters and his wife, Eliza.
Ken: Welcome everybody to To Love or Not to Love! My exciting game of love!
The crowd cheered.
Ken: I would like you all to meet our couples for today as they set out to prove whether they truly love each other...or whether their love is just a dud. Nothing but exciting things can happen on a show like this, so let's hurry to meet our contestants!
Ken: On pedestal #1, we have Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine!
The two contestants had been blindfolded and now they were removed. As they looked at each other, they screamed.
Chris: What? I'm paired with her? What the hell? How did we get dragged in here in the first place? Did the writer even explain this?
Masterman: Yes I did, Chris, so shut up.
Chris: ...he heard me?
Jill: We don't love each other!
Chris: That's right! Besides..I still don't understand anything that's happened in this chapter so far!
Jill: I think Deadpool is rubbing off on you...
Chris: Hush you!
Jill: See, we don't love each other!
Ken: Or so you think...
The crowd applauded.
Ken: On pedestal #2, we have Dante and X-23!
Dante: ...Uh oh...
X-23: What? Something wrong? This could be kinda fun. If it's boring it'll be all your fault and i'll claw you. K?
Dante: Uh oh...
Ken: That just sounds like love. On pedestal #3, we have Spider-man and Felicia!
Spiderman: Great. A love show. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Mary Jane saw this...
Felicia: Peter! Let's have fun!
Spiderman: *sigh* This is stupid...
Ken: On pedestal #4, we have Ryu and Chun-Li!
Ryu looked up and saw himself on the TV because the camera was recording him. He waved at himself!
Ryu: Hi, Ryu!
Chun-Li repeatedly slammed her head on the pedestal.
Ken: Nice to have ya, Ryu! On pedestal #5, we have Arthur and Morrigan!
Arthur: This is just excellent..
Morrigan: Mmm..do you love me Arthur?
Arthur: NO! I detest your foul attempts to seduce me, temptress!
Ken: Damn...okay and on the final pedestal, we have Nathan Spencer and...She Hulk?
Spencer: What the hell?
She Hulk: This is a joke?
Ken: No, this is no joke, ladies and gentlemen. You see, after watching the chaos that unfolded on that last show you guys did, I had to drag you guys in here to boost my views. My ratings will skyrocket. I mean, you want me to take you guys home right?
Eliza: Riight?
Ken: It's the least you guys can do! So help me out this once, please?
Spencer: Grr...
Dante: I guess he has a point..
Chris: But..
Arthur: I don't like my companion!
Morrigan: Don't mind him. He's just playing hard to get!
Ken: Interesting. Well folks, there you have it. See how these couples will face the ultimate question of To Love or Not to Love! See you after these commercial breaks folks! And remember, always SHORYUREPPA before you fry your chicken!
Spiderman: ...what?
Ken: I dunno.
The audience applauds for no reason as Ken smiles at the camera.
TBC