Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the characters (except the embryo), though don't we all wish we did?

I just stood there, staring at the test, and forgetting about my handsome prince.

"Erm, Bella?" he said, unable to speak. Sigh, one victory won and another hurdle appears.

"Yes?"

"We need to leave…oops, never mind, too late."

"What..?" I began to ask, but my question quickly became answered by a heavy banging on the door and a laugh. A bear laugh from a bearish vampire. Who hunted bears by fighting like a bear. It was almost more than I could bear. Ha, funny, not. That's what pregnancy does to you.

"You two love birds both in there? What's a potty party without inviting ol' Emmett? Ya'll hurt my feelings!"

"Go away, Emmett," Edward half-growled.

"Fine, be that way. I'll invite myself,"

"Augh! Bella," Edward mumbled to himself as he pulled me to safety (not for the first time) as the door came crashing in.

"What I miss?!" Emmett exclaimed.

I finally found my voice, and the hormones came out kicking. "Nothing, you big oaf!" Not the best insult, but I never was good at insults anyways.

"Whew! Touchy today, aren't we? Aren't humans supposed to be in a good mood a few hours after they wake up? Especially after just being in the bathroom with their…,"

"Shut up!" Edward growled. Loudly.

"I'll handle this," I whispered to him.

"Ok, Emmett, this is what we were looking at. Now you get it?" I shoved the test in his face.

"Oh," Emmett gasped.

"Yeah. Bye!" I said shoving him out the door. I think he would be skipping if he could without the whole house coming down. I guess there's something to be said about being the first to know. Rosalie would probably be the next to know. Crap! Rosalie! How was she going to take this? I was going to have the one thing she could never have. I actually felt pity for her.

"So, Edward, what exactly are we going to do?"

"Well first things first, whose baby is it?"

"YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL, MISTER! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED DOWN THAT ROUTE! I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING…"

"Mike Newton?" he whispered almost inaudibly and morbidly. I was shocked. Was he serious. I guessed he was.

"Silly! You! I don't know how, but you're the only one I, well did 'It' with," he looked genuinely astonished.

"But that's impossible!"

"Are you calling me a liar?!" His face quickly turned shocked and (was it really?) a little bit scared.

"No, no! never a liar just… er ah well I was just too inexpressibly happy?" He made it sound like a question. Whatever. I'd take it.

"Oh, good. So, what are we going to do? I suppose we have to tell every one," I paused, pretty sure Edward had just winced.

"What now?"

"Nothing, nothing," he said with a smile. Something was up.

"Fine, let's go tell them," I was nervous. What was going on? We got down the stairs I was immediately blinded by bright roses and tulips.

"SURPRISE!" Alice squealed. Oh, now I got it.

"Whoa, and I thought you drove like crazy..." I whispered to my beloved, who just chuckled and accepted the congrats and pat on the back from Jasper. Well, now I didn't have to worry about telling anybody.

"Uh, oh," I heard Alice say, before she yelled,

"EVERYONE AWAY FROM BELLA!" Wow, wasn't that nice. They just find out I'm pregnant, give me flowers, and alienate me. Wonderful. Just then, I was overcome by nausea.

"Thanks, Alice," I managed to thank the girl who saved me from the ultimate humiliation of throwing up on everyone else, before I had to double over again. Gosh, I already loved this kid dearly, but some things just aren't fair to set on mommy.