Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or any of the characters (Except the embreyo) but don't we all wish we did?

I awoke to find my perfect prince right next to me.

"What will we do today, Edward" I questioned. He smiled a smile that could only mean one thing. It was between a grimace and a smile, slightly apologetic.

"Oh, no," I moaned as I turned into him. Just then, an enthusiastic knock broke the door and in bounced Alice.

"Shopping!" Then, seeing my reaction she added, "Don't even try to get out of it. Edward, see that she is dressed and in my bathroom in 15 minutes."

"Alice," I complained, "It will take 10 minutes to even get to your bathroom!"

"Not my way," Edward said with an evil smile. "She'll be there, awaiting further instruction." Alice bounced off after being assured by Edward of my arrival.

"Does that answer your question, love?"

"In a most unsatisfactory way. I don't want to be Alice's Barbie® doll!"

"Well then. Would you rather be a guinea pig or a scapegoat?"

"Augh! You drive me mad! I WILL NOT PLAY DRESS UP!"

"Don't look at it like that. Think of it as a way to allow a poor vampire damned to an eternal existence-"

"Don't give me that!"

"Fine. I'll stick to my word no matter what I have to do!"

"Why, tell me WHY do you always have to be such a gentleman?!" In a flash, I was carried out of bed and over to the wardrobe, where I felt my self immediately clothed. I blushed crimson, realizing that Edward, the image of ultimate beauty, had dressed me.

"Don't be embarrassed. You're beautiful," He whispered in my ear. He began to kiss my ear and travel to my cheeks. "Do you really think I'm too much of a gentleman?" He asked, wreaking havoc to my heart.

"No," I breathed. "I love you," I said, forgetting all my worries, for the time being.

"Love you too," he said. Sigh, how could he ever love a plain, ordinary thing like me? "You might want to close your eyes," my Greek God said, breaking into my reflection on my appearance.

"Oh, no, you don't. I will walk, and you will walk next to me at a HUMAN, NORMAL PACE!" Edward looked upset, but seemed to console himself with the knowledge that I was moody. Seeing this, I broke down crying.

"I-I-I'm so s-s-sorry! I j-j-just don't know what's w-w-wrong with me! I-I'm soooo-" but Edward broke me off with a hug.

"It's okay. Shhh. It's normal. It's all, all right. Shhh. Don't cry. Don't be sorry. It's okay."

"But, but, (hic) it's not (hic) fair to you!"

"Oh, Bella," he sighed, "You've given me two things I never thought possible. Love for the most wonderful woman (I blushed at that) and a child to share with her. I love you." I hiccupped a few more times into his chest. Then, I sighed.

"Better not keep Alice, the beauty Nazi, waiting. Let's go," and I climbed into his arms He looked surprised, then he relaxed,

"Here we go!" We were in Alice's room in milliseconds. She looked surprised.

"You're early!" Edward consulted his watch.

"Actually, we're 2 minutes late."

"Well, considering Bella's record, I assumed you'd be 10 minutes late." Edward and Alice laughed as I stalked into the bathroom.

"Don't worry, she'll be over it and begging to escape and see you by the time I'm finished with her," I heard Alice tell Edward before she came in. Well, I won't bet against Alice.