(This was a request from Xero Wright, and it's probably one of the crackiest pairing requests I've had to date. This idea had been randomly floating around in my head for a while, so this gave an excuse to write it. Enjoy!

Phoenix Wright and related characters are the property of Capcom…who are nice people and don't want to sue me.

Challenge: Write an Iris x Dahlia fic.)

Dahlia considered herself a patient person. If she could wait six years to eliminate the loose ends that were Terry Falwes, as his imbecilic behavior could have potentially landed her in jail (thank god he'd drunk the poison when he did or that blasted Fey woman would have managed to indict her), and her adopted sister, she could wait for just about everything. However, she was not very patient when it came to getting potentially damning evidence back from that besotted idiot.

She'd initially just intended to deal him the same way she'd dealt with Falwes and that coffee addicted lawyer; a small dose of poison in something nondescript. Iris, her rediscovered twin, had begged her not to, and so the task of retrieving the pendant back from that idiot (what was his name again?…some kind of bird….) fell to Iris. As it was, Iris was having no noticeable success, and Dahlia was close to taking things once again into her own hands.

Iris had returned briefly from the college where the idiot had been attending school and Dahlia figured it was the perfect opportunity to deliver her ultimatum to her naïve twin. However, she learned from Bikini that Iris had gone into one of the side rooms to catch up on some sleep. Irritated, but careful not to let it show, Dahlia thanked her and looked for her sister.

She found Iris asleep in one of the farther side rooms. After a couple of failed attempts to wake her, Dahlia sighed and settled down close to her sisters futon, expecting a long wait and planning on giving Iris nine shade of Holy Hell for falling asleep on her.

After a while Dahlia noticed her twin had a bad habit of mumbling in her sleep. Irritated at the disturbance, but still curious Dahlia leaned in closer to hear. Most of the words were unidentifiable mumblings but several words came through quite clearly. One in particular, that was repeated several times, was "Feenie". Dahlia wasn't quite sure what that related to initially, but then she remembered that idiot's name was "Phoenix" (The thought that her sister had a pet name for the buffoon sickened her immensely). Considering her dear sister had been asleep for nigh 3 hours, she figured trying to wake her up again wouldn't hurt. Leaning over Iris, she gave her a firm shove on the shoulder.

What she was not expecting was for Iris to kiss her on the lips before mumbling that idiot's apparent nickname again and rolling onto her other side. That was it; Phoenix Wright was a dead man.

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