I got dressed, ate breakfast, and played with Zach. It was now about 10:00 am. I was on the bed, hair in a ponytail, Edward beside the bed. I was waiting for him to bite me. I leaned up and gave him a kiss.

"Love you. Don't be worried, it's supposed to be like this. The two of us together forever." He still looked worried, even though his face had registered the truth of my words.

"Right, sure," He kissed me again on the lips. I turned my head so the neck was exposed. He kissed the spot he was about to bite. I felt his teeth against my skin. Any millisecond now the fire would start. I held my breath..

"STOP!!" Alice came shooting in, shoved Edward out of the way, and stood inbetween him and me. I groaned.

"Not ANOTHER vampire obsessed with my humanity. Get OUT Alice."

"Bella, you don't understand! You're,"

"I DON'T CARE! IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT A FEW DAYS, ALICE. GET OUT!" Alice thought about something and Edward grimaced. He murmered something so low to Alice it wasn't meant for me to hear, but I heard anyways.

"She's not going to like this…"

"What now?" I asked. Might as well get this over with if I was planning on starting the pain today.

"Well…" Alice started. Edward shook his head at something she had asked in her head. He came and sat next to me on the bed.

"Bella, don't over react. You're, well, pregnant."

"WHAT??" No, no, no, no, no. NOT AGAIN. Not TWO years older than Edward! No, no, no! That last stupid human memory. I just HAD to have it didn't I? Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Didn't I learn my lesson LAST time?! I jumped out of bed.

"Hold her, Edward," Alice murmured, but Edward didn't come near me. I started kicking the bed, doing no damage except the pain in my foot, of course. I started hopping around the room holding the hurt foot. Another stupid idea. I fell (of course) and almost hit the floor, but Edward caught me. I jumped up towords him, and he picked me up. I started crying into his chest.

"I… I… I.. don't… WANT… t…t…to be two years o..o..older than you."

"You're not. You're little more than a century younger than me."

"You KNOW what I mean" He sighed.



"You're right. I do." Then he leaned in to kiss me, "But would you rather me bite you. For you to live forever knowing you could have had something you can't have then? We'll be together for eternity, what's nine more months?" he breathed in my ear. Thanks to his dazzling, I couldn't remember the difference between up and down, much less what nine more months was. I sighed in defeat, knowing I was not going to win this one. Well, nine more months and another baby later, I'd be a vampire. I'd make SURE of it. I kissed Edward again. When he broke away I sighed.

"I'm going to miss that when I'm fat." We both laughed.