I haven't updated any of my stories in almost two years. I am that person. And I hate myself.
Chapter 3:
They were on the road once again. After a morning of gooey sandwiches, children (and Reno) bickering, and shooing chocobos away from the car, Cloud finally got behind the wheel and started the car up for another long day of driving.
"Let's play "I spy!" Denzel's voice cut through the unusual silence enveloping the car at the moment.
"Yeah!" Yuffie, who had been arguing with Reno for the last half hour, answered cheerfully. "I spy with my little eye, an ugly jerk face with red hair." This sparked more fighting between her and the aforementioned red-haired jerk face.
Cloud groaned. "What have I done to deserve this? I thought I had been forgiven and all that shit." He mumbled to himself.
"Kids, settle down!" Tifa reprimanded the passengers in the back seat.
"I'm not a kid!" Reno and Yuffie protested in synch.
Tifa turned around and gave them a look, the menacing fighter look Tifa used in battle to strike fear in the hearts of her opponents.
"You're acting like it!" Tifa didn't yell, but her face said enough. "We'll be there before you know it, so chill."
I'm not going to live long enough to get there, Cloud thought to himself solemnly.
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A couple hours later, Tifa was behind the wheel. Cloud fell asleep almost as soon as his head hit the passenger's seat. Marlene and Denzel were asleep too, so Reno and Yuffie had ceased their bickering for fear of waking them. Tifa was grateful for the quiet.
"We're only three hours away!" Tifa said cheerfully to the two, who looked like they were trying to avoid making contact with each other with every fiber of their beings.
They groaned.
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A/N: So this is a really quick, short update because I haven't been on here in months, years even, and I don't think anyone still cares about this story but I felt I needed to continue. So expect updates, and soon.