Disclaimer: THIS IS PARODY because EVEN ULTIMATE LOVE STORIES NEED A HAPPY ENDING and some crack humour is good for the soul, like chicken soup.

Santana insults Rachel and Finn and calls Mike and Tina Asian and puck's Mohawk a squirrel. Brittany's kisses her cheek so she stops being mean and Santana asks brittbritt to marry her.

Quinn calls Santana whipped and they slap each other until Brittany stops it and says "to stop the violence!"

Santana and Brittany have been married for five weeks now. They love Lord Tubbington very much but want children. One morning while Quinn eats bacon in their kitchen, Brittany says in her duck-printed pajamas holding her rubber bath duck that matched her duck slippers 'Santana I'm pregnant."

The Latina curses, the g!p has caused problems again. Her Mexican third eye should have seen this coming..

Within months the baby has arrived, it's a spitting image of Brittany with blonde hair blue eyes and a duck onesie.

It becomes obvious to them they need more children. They need to have one that looks like a miniature Brittany and one that looks like a mini Santana, and at least one that looks like both of them combined, obviously.

To get Santana on board, Brittany takes her to breadsticks because Santana loves breadstix a lot she eats so many of the breadstiXXX she loves them so much and Brittany loves Santana so she also loves the breadsticks at BreadstiX.

"Santana don't forget to chew your food."

"you are a genius Brittany,' Santana says, in awe of Brittany's wisdom which presents itself again when Brittany suggests they pay money before leaving.

Santana sings to Brittany love song by Artist

I love you baby

Baby I love you so

Love

She sing the chorus looking into Brittany's eyes which are leaking tears at being serenaded.

I love you so much, yeahhh

the love song is over.

Brittany says, "San."

They gasp and stare at each other in shyness of the nickname. Santana likes it.

"Is it okay if I call you San?" Brittany asks her.

"Yes of course it's okay britt," Santana assures her very fastly before her eyes widen in shock at shortening Brittany's name.

"you can call me britt," Brittany assures her.

Brittany then leans over and kisses Santana's lips, they moan each others names "San" and "BRITT"
loudly and touch each other fondling one another with touches and kisses, their tongues battling for dominance.

Okay ohmigod this is my first time writing smut!

(written for Dragon89 and their hilarious reminder review, and cuz "it aint a fanfic unless their tongues battle for dominance").