Sanic was outside, minding his own business, when he saw a playground. "Oh, fuck yeah." He knew what he was gonna do.

He went over to the Ice Cream man and paid him $178 dollars if he let him use the cart, so the Ice Cream man took the money, then happily declined, like the dick he is. Sanic got pissed again. He beat the little piece of shit up and stole his uniform. Sanic went near a tree, and pulled his pants down. He got out a knife from his pockets, and carefully cut a round hole. He rammed his cock into the hole. The cold Ice Cream was painful, but only added to Sanic's massive dick.

He carefully slid his cart up the playground, with his extended dick. "Hey, kids!" He called out. "Free ice cream!" All the kids perked up and ran fucking Mach 9 towards Sanic.

The kids reached in the bin and pulled out the popsicles, and eventually partially exposing his big blue dick. A kid immediatley gripped his johnson, and yanked it. "This is a weird looking popsicle." The kid said.

"It's specially made" Sanic lied. "It appears to be frozen. Why don't to you try and get it out for me?"

The kid pulled, and pulled, and yanked, and squeezed, Sanic couldn't take it anymore, and came on the little kid. "Uh..." The kid was sill processing what the hell was going on.

"It's specially made" Sanic repeated. "Sometimes it can shoot cream all over the place."

The kid tried his hardest to win against Sanic's hardest. "Oh, i'm sorry, It appears you can't get it out. Why don't you try again? Anyone who has the popsicle gets a free tour of the popsicle factory!

Encouraged by this, the kid tried his absolute best to acheive Sanic's diamond dick. Sanic just simply had enough. He came all over the kid again. Then he heard a voice "I'll have some..." Sanic looked up from the struggling kid. It was Emy! "Can I try?" Emy asked the struggling kid. The kid nodded.

Emy gripped onto Sanic's boner, and pulled so hard she TORE OFF his dick. "OH FUCK, WHY!?" Emy was worried" I'M SO SORRY!

What was left of his dick was oozing with blood and cum. The kid went over to his mom and threw up all over her. Then he passed out. The Mom saw what happened, and went over and slapped Sanic. Then she called 911. The medics arrived and carried Sanic and his dismmbered dick to the hospital. The kid never woke up again.

At the hospital, they reattached Sanic's dick. Then the Doctor was there to bring the devestating news. "Just tell me, Doc." Sanic pleaded. "Is my dick gonna be alright?

The Doctor looked through a couple pages. "Your penis is gonna be alright" Sanic was releived to hear this "BUT... you can never cum again. The amount of semen that poured out was the last you had."

Sanic was devestated. "NOOOOOOOOO!" He shouted.

There was another knock on the door. "Who is it?" Sanic said. The door opened to see Teils and Rebutnik. Teils was obviously crying. "Oh. YOU two."

Rebutnik was holding some flowers "I'm sorry for you and your pingas."

Sanic was starting to get pissed "Augh. HERE we go again. Quit saying pingas and use an ACTUAL, ENGLISH term, like dick or cock or boner o-"

"Sanic, please." The Doctor intterupted.

"And Teils, stop being a bitch and quit cr-" Sanic started to say.

"Sanic, PLEASE!" You could hear the anger in his voice now.

Sanic felt a little bad. "Sorry."

After a few days, Sanic was out of the hospital. "Glad that's over, but the duct tape is really itchy" He couldn't stop scratching his balls.

"Come on over here and sit down on the couch." Teils invited Sanic.

Sanic sat down next to Teils. Teils turned on the TV to see The Hub playing My Little Pony. "Funny." Teils said. "I don't remember leaving it to this." He looked at Sanic. "You finally watched it, didn't you?" Teils asked.

"Uh... I-I decided to, I w-was bore-" Sanic stuttered. "I-I d-d-didn't me-I punched your computer." Sanic finally got out.

"WHAT!?" Teils was pissed now. He checked his Mac to see the screen broken. "FUCK YOU!"

"Hey!" Sanic warned "Language, mis-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, BITCH" Sanic didn't always have the best reputation among his buddies.

"Sorry?" Sanic tried to apolagize, but was worried Teils might masturbate over him as well.