Sanic got an extreme boner that night. So extreme you could name him Diamond Dick. Then Sanic's aformentioned "Diamond Dick" could talk. He said "This is not going into the story".
Sanic freaked the fuck out and tore his dick off, much like Emy did. Then he woke up. "Oh god..." Sanic said "IS THAT REALLY WHAT I THINK ABOUT!?"
Sanic then found Rebutnik next to him. "Lemme touch your pingas. Just once." He said lustfully.
Sanic screamed and punched him so hard Rebutnik threw up all over Sanic. "Get me a paper towel" Rebutnik pleaded.
"Um..." Sanic left, because the situation was getting weird.
He left and went downstairs, turned on the TV, and started to watch MLP. "My Little Pony..." He started to sing along.
"A-HA!" Teils jumped out from behind the cabinet.
Sanic looked like a constipated guy who just ate a bowl of beans "OH GOD WOAH!"
"I KNEW YOU WERE WATCHING PONIES!" Accused Teils.
"I-I-I didn't me-I was just curiou-" Sanic sputtered. He didn't know how to respond. "I downloaded several thousand terabytes of porn onto your new computer" Sanic admitted.
"WHAT!?" Teils raeged again. He looked a his computer to see it was still loading the MLP page he tried to get on hours ago. "WHAT THE FUCK, SANIC!? I JUST BOUGHT THAT PEICE OF SHIT!"
"Um..." Sanic was still afraid he might get another faceful of semen. "Yeah, I watch My Little Pony now."
"KNEW IT!" Teils shouted
"Hey sexy!" Sanic heard from upstairs. "When are we gonna get it back on?"
Teils was confused "Who was that...? It sounded like a... MAN!"
"Teils, it's not what you think." Sanic tried too tell Teils this, but he knew he couldn't be trusted.
"Sanic, you're gay now arn't you?" Teils asked.
"NO!" Sanic tried his best to convince Teils, but he only added to Teils' suspicions. "I-I mean, I had a lot to drink so you think..."
Teils got on the best pedo look he could pull off. "Oh yeah, you were drinking alright..."
"Teils that's not funny." Sanic said.
"You're right, it's not..." Teils said "IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!"
Sanic was starting to get even more pissed. He starting beating Teils up. "THAT IS NOT FUNNY! YOU HEAR ME!? THAT IS NOT FUNNY!"
"Okay! Okay! Stop...!" Teils pleaded. Sanic came to his senses and stopped.
"Sorry, Teils" Sanic apologized. "But you know better than to piss me off."
"Did you get that, Knockles?" Teils said?
"Yep!" Knockles responded from behind the counter. "But your pedo look was a little blurry. I'M PUTTIN' THITS SHIT ON THE YOUTUBE!"
Teils glared at him "Right after a give it to the police..."
"Good boy." Teils said as he patted Knockles on the head. "Now be an even better boy and fetch me the newspaper."
"But-" Knockles started.
"I SAID FETCH ME THE GODDAMN NEWSPAPER!" Teils shouted. Knockles didn't have a choice now. He ran off whimpering. "Ah, he was a bitch anyways." Teils said.
"He's not femal-" Sanic said.
"HE IS IF I SAY SO, FUCKER!" Teils shouted at Sanic. Sanic got scared. He ran back up into his bedroom, forgetting that Rebutnik was still in it.
"Sup." Rebutnik said.
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU GAY COCKNOCKER!" Sanic yelled with tears in his eyes.
Rebutnik scurried out of there. "OKAY, OKAY! Geez, I have gay sex with a straight friend, now I'M the bed guy."
Sanic got to his closet to get his jammies, and suddenly Bog appeared. "HELLO!" Bog greeted. "Have you seen my froggy?"
"Who the hell are you?" Asked Sanic.
"I'm Bog the Cet! Have you seen my froggy?" Bog repeated.
Sanic had seen enough surprises for one night."No. Now shut the hell up and go away." Bog replied with an "Ok" and skipped off.
Sanic was so tired after the past weak (YES I SPELLED THAT RIGHT), so he needed some genuine rest. He climbed into bed, hoping tomorrow would be a NORMAL day. But, boy, was he wrong...