When Sanic woke up, he was a sticky as shit, but the couch was clean. He thought that Teils already cleaned the massive cum up. Sanic got out of the couch and took a huge shit on Teils, lying in the middle of the floor. He checked the time, 7:45 PM. FUCK! He missed the repeat of Gravity Falls he usually catches the saturday after the actual episode airs. "Fuck it", he stated, then his phone started making noises like when Sanic shat on Teils a couple minutes ago.

"DAMNIT!" Sanic yelled. He checked his phone. It was his pal, Mareo. "dude" Sanic read out loud because he was a total douche. "u shuld totes cum to mah awesum party 2night, is gunna b 7:50 pm" Sanic snickered at how Mareo spelled "cum". Then again, I don't think Mareo ever passed English, but, truth in all, I don't give a fuck. Let's check up on Sanic.

He looked at the clock again. "7:49 PM'. He checked his wriswatch: "7:49:59". OH FUCK!

He went to his car he always leaves unlocked, unguarded, and pre-hotwired, just in case. He went in it, and drove it at Warp 9 with a 126-pack of extra-large, extra-buzz beers. About a couple seconds later he was at the door with Mareo opening it right then. "Oh haaaaaay!" He greeted. "Rite on tiem" He said in his usual, bad-grammar-ish way. "Cum rite on in" Sanic kept snickering on how he says/spells "Cum".

Upon entering, a few more guests arrived, including Sanic's happy fun-time piece-of-shit arch-enemy-sorta, Shedow. "GEE WILLIGERS!" Shedow announced in his too-cheery verve "THIS SURE IS A LOVELY SHINDIG YOU HAVE HERE!"

"Um thx" Mareo said.

A few more guests arrived, like Sanic's college roommate Dolan, and Mareo's pussy-ass bro, Leigi. "Hi" Leigi greeted Mareo, as his usual pussy-ass self.

An explosion of people came in, some Mareo didn't even invite. "WUT TEH HEIL IS GOIN AWN" Mareo said.

Then, Sanic found My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic playing on Mareo's TV. He couldn't contain his inner brony. He Sanic Boomed over there and sat right down next to the orange fella who put the show on. Upon landing did he finally know who the only orange-brony he knew was. "TEILS!" Sanic yelled.

"Oh, i'm not this 'Teils' guy you seek," Teils(?) said in a mysteriously low voice. "I'm..." Teils(?) turned around to reveal the goatee of the impostor. "TAYLZ!" Tayls announced. "But some people call me Mylz".

"Ohhh, kaaaaaay..." Sanic saw that the episode was "The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well". Sanic hated that episode and went off. He found the one-and-only Sonic, his more-famous impostor. "FUCK YOU, SONIC!" Sanic yelled.

"Woah, easy tiger." Sonic said.

Sanic's face flushed with raeg"YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN SPOTLIGHT!"

"Um... I was created about 25 years ago." Sonic stated. "And you are HOW old...?"

Sanic shut up. "That's what I thought." Sonic said. And left feeling quite triumphant.

Sanic searched the party some more. Even tho Mareo's house is so full a claustrophobic person wouldn't go 920 inches near it. He found an underage gaggle of little bitch kids. "Ah ha ha ha ha" Leigi said. He was laughing.

He was about to rape them when a brown blur of fur caught up and swooped them. He was only in sight for about a second, but something seemed off with his leg. But he didn't give a fuck. He was at a party and he wanted to get laid. Then he finally realized he was an ugly peice of fuck no one wanted.

Sanic got drunk that night and almost destroyed Mareo's house, even though it was near that state many times. He broke several bulbs with his fist, he urinated in a radiator, and threw up all over teh television, which was now playing Dan VS., a show about a pissed of little midget.

Sanic got home that night with a full erection and a tore-up paper saying he needed to stay at least 50 ft. from children and small aminals. "By god, you look like a wreck!" Teils said.

"I don't give a fuck. I had fun tonight, and that's all that matters..." Sanic said.

"Oh, and Sanic, Halloween is in about a week." Teils proclaimed

"FUCK." Sanic said.

He sped out into teh garage, piss-ass drunk, and sloppily set up everything, so it looked like his house was in a hurricane of cheap Halloween shit. "Good enough." Sanic said, so slurred it was almost unintelligable. (Look what you made me do I'm using big words now)

"I'm going upstairs to go masturbate" 14-year-old Teils said.

"Just don't shoot out an loads. Remember what happened lastt time?" Sanic said.

"Yeah, yeah, I won't do that anymore." Teils said, untruthfully.

It was about the time Sanic passed out is when Teils got his walls "painted" white.