Up in the attic, Dipper is finished reading the Garfield comic, and he sets it down on his bed.
"Whoa, man. That cat is a riot." he said laughing.
"DIPPER! WE HAVE A NEW WORKER AT THE SHACK! COME HELP HIM CHOP THE WOOD IN HALF FOR THE FIRE PLACE!" shouted Stan from downstairs.
Dipper groans, and heads downstairs to meet the new worker. When he sees the new worker, he begins to get suspicious, considering that the new worker reminds him of someone he knew.
"Hello there, my name is Bill. Where do we start?" Gideon/Bill said excitedly.
"Uh, we start outside where the wood pile is. It's just outside the door of the gift shop, past...Wendy." Dipper said awkwardly.
"Huh?"
"I mean, right past the counter in the gift shop. Ha ha." said Dipper nervously and sweating. "I didn't say Wendy. She's cool and all. It's not I'm still in love with her even after she let me down easy." Dipper quickly runs outside. Gideon/Bill gets a ruthless sinister and evil plan.
-Psycho Delic263