Key
"Watcha doining"~ talking
'How did this happen'~ thoughts
"Kit we need to talk" ~ biju/ summons talking
'Why am I stuck in this dobe' ~ biju/ summons thinking
Sexy no jutsu ~ jutsus
Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto if I did thousand years of death rasengon would be a real move.
Chapter 4 Team 7 bell test
Naruto was chuckling evilly so evil Oruchimaru would run for the hills. Why was Naruto doing this well…
Flashback no jutsu
It was 6:30 and after eating Naruto went into his mindscape to plan with Kurma.
"Hey kit what brings you here?" Kurma asked his nine tails swaying behind him as he laid down in his full fox form.
"Ohio Kurma you remember my first bell test?" Naruto asks as he sat down in a chair that he conjured up. Kurma begins to laugh
"I sure do… that thousand years of death move was hilarious so what does this have to do…"Kurma trails off seeing a mischievous grin found its way onto Naruto's face almost splitting his face in half.
"it's payback time are you in or out?"
Kurma grin mirrored Naruto's "I'm in so lay it on me"
Flashback no jutsu KIA!
Naruto arrived at the training ground to see sakura screeching, and Sasuke brooding. As he sat down next to the three posts, he joined his two teammates in waiting for their sensei. That's how Kakashi found them but Naruto had an evil fox like smile. (An you already know the rules and reactions Naruto decided to play along )
"Kay begin" Kakashi says simultaneously Sakura and Sasuke jumped and hid leaving Naruto in front of his sensei
"You know you're a little weird?" Kakashi asks
"Yah but if you're not a little weird and insane and stubborn life gets boring" Naruto stated
"True… true"
"Ready or not hear I come"
"Yah… yah" Kakashi says pulling out his little orange book.
"shadow kyubi clone jutsu"
Kakashi's lone eye widens 'could it be… will he release it?'
'Dobe you are hiding something'
'Sasuke-kun could do better'
A puff of smoke appeared when it cleared there sits the kyubi in full fox form as tall as Naruto his nine tails swaying impassively.
"Ready kit?"
"Ready!" Naruto says as he goes through hand seals a mile a minute
Biju bomb/ futon: great breakthrough they shouted
The biju bomb gained speed thanks to the breakthrough having its speed increased by 3x it crashed into the ground blowing up cloud of rubble. The cloud clear to see Naruto and Kyubi arguing.
"Naruto your aim was off!"
"you're aim was off kyubi my aim was good it was your biju bomb that was off!"
"I'm the great…"
"I know the great kyubi no kitsune the great nine tailed demon fox bow down to my fuzzy paws you are still arrogant I see"
"You are one to talk you still have hero complex I see"
The rest of team 7 sweat dropped
'This is the kyubi!'
'Please that thing looks weak Sasuke-kun can beat that thing!'
"Um... Hate to interrupt are you really the kyubi?" Kakashi asks
"You stay out of this!" Naruto and kyubi said at the same time.
"Yah this overgrown fur ball is the real kyubi or at least a shadow clone"
The rest of team 7 where shocked
"I cannot be defeated by normal means you flash bags" Naruto twitched
"You were taken control of. Was defeated by the fourth and I beat you in a fair match you can be defeated kyubi"
Kyubi gets an emo cloud above his head as he sat down
"Low blow kit"
Que sweat drop get bigger.
Kakashi appears behind Naruto as he snapped out of the weirdness that is Naruto.
"Never let enemies get behind you thousand years of death!" says Kakashi but Naruto in question puffed out of existence proving it to be a shadow clone.
"Take your own advice sensei" says Naruto as he appears behind Kakashi Thousand years of death!
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Kakashi was thrown into the air and with Naruto using a little wind chakra cut a bell off.
Kakashi vs. Naruto and Kurma
Victor Naruto and Kurma
After that… um… battle? And the after effects of it being Kyubi and Naruto on the ground laughing.
Kakashi went to find Sakura and after catching her into a weak genjutsu that resulted in her fainting.
Kakashi was disappointed 'this is the top kunochi of the year, she could not break out of a simple genjutsu!'
Sasuke decided to make his move thinking Kakashi let his guard down by doing Fire Style: Great Fireball jutsu
Kakashi dodges then in a board tone replies "I hope you are better than pinky show me what the Shinobi of the year can do"
"I'm way better than that banshee and dobe"
"you do realize that dobe got a bell?"
"… Shut up" Sasuke says as he settles down in the Uchiha tijutsu style but having no other Uchihas to help him or the sharingon it was flawed so he gave Kakashi an Uchiha glare ™ Sasuke rushes at Kakashi.
As he takes out his itcha itcha make out paradise and stats reading as he was blocking Sasuke's punches and kicks Kakashi having enough disappears an drags Sasuke into the ground. An alarm rings through the forest signifying that the test was over.
"Ok sense Sasuke and Sakura did not get a bell you guys…" Kakashi states
"Sorry to interrupt sensei but sense they could not take a hint I gave them otherwise it would have been really troublesome to try to convince them the meaning of the test" Naruto says.
"oh really and pre tell what was the meaning Naruto"
"easy its teamwork but sakura would not listen to me but punch me and Sasuke would tell me to get lost and a Uchiha does not need help or something like that. That's why I decided to work with Kyubi"
"your telling me you and the Kyubi are on good terms?"
"um yes shadow kyubi no jutsu"
A puff of smoke appears and once again kyubi sat next to Naruto
"yo!"
"kyu I think we broke them" Naruto snickers
the rest team 7 was shocked at this conversation.
"I think so kit"
Kyubi yawns
"man I'm tired"
"lazy kitsune"
"I would not be me if I was not bye!" a puff of smoke engulfed kyubi leaving behind nothing.
Kakashi was a little stunned "um… Team 7 passes meet me here at 5 am for a mission" Kakashi disappears in a puff of smoke
"correction at 7 am" Naruto says as he leaves the training ground to go to his apartment.
"Sasuke-kun?"
"hn"
"I think we have been…"
"don't say it we need answers about Naruto"
"agree"
Sasuke and sakura left the training ground…
An: oh my starclan this was tedious type hope you like the extra long chapter it was originally supposed to be split up to 2 chapters… *sigh* chapter 4 complete out of 11 next chapter. chapter 5Team 7 deploy mission wave protect the bridge builder! So Meow Meow!