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The next morning…in the school parking lot
"So what you're saying is that Iruka saw your face and somehow DIDN'T screech at you until you wished you were dead?" Naruto frowned at his friend, "No, he did go mother hen mode on me, just not that bad." The blond smiled at the memory of Iruka's concern and realized how lucky he was that he actually had someone who would be concerned for him. He unconsciously rubbed his forehead as he recalled the events. Kiba shrugged, "Iruka's mother hen mode is never NOT bad, but whatever you say bro. Did you figure out how to deal with Sasuke?" Naruto grinned, "I have an idea, but I have something I have to do first."
"Is that why you came into my house and dragged me out of my bed?" Kiba frowned as he took in his surroundings, "Why the hell did you make me park next to the teachers spots? 'Gonna beg for extra credit?" Naruto playfully punched Kiba in the arm, "Just wait, you'll want to see this." Kiba raised a brow but Naruto was rushing out of his car before he could say anything. He rolled down his window, "What the HE-ck," he corrected as a teacher passed and waited before she was gone before yelling, "Naruto!"
Kiba watched as the blond sprinted towards the silver-haired teacher who was lost in a porno and hastily rolled his window up so he could follow his seemingly idiotic friend. "What the hell is he doing now," the brunette muttered as he got out of his car.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto called. Kakashi looked up from his book as his hyperactive student quite literally bounded towards him, stopping abruptly in front of him.
"Yes, what is it Naruto-kun?" Kakshi closed his book for the time being to smile at the kid. Naruto grinned, "I just wanted to wish you all the best!" Kakashi's singular eye softened knowing instantaneously what the boy was talking about, "Thank you Naruto that means a lot." Naruto giggled, "I also have something to deliver, from Iruka." Kakashi didn't even have a chance to fully register what Naruto had said or even dodge before a fist was slamming into the right side of his face, knocking him off his feet. Naruto hissed and shook his left hand out, inspecting the damage as he stuck his good hand out to help the teacher up, "Sorry, Iruka told me to punch with all my might. He said it's for yesterday, might wanna try calling him during lunch." And just like that Naruto was running away in the direction of the school, with Kiba close on his heel who had witnessed the entire scene, both laughing all the way like maniacs.
The two didn't stop running until they got to their first class, with people leaping to get out of the dynamic duo's way. Kiba wrapped his arm around Naruto shoulders and pulled him close as he clutched his side from laughing too hard, "What was that about?" Naruto held up his hand a mischievous smile on his face, "He messed with Iruka last night, payback."
Kiba blinked in shock,"Whoa, those two know each other?" Naruto shrugged, "Old time friends, I guess." Kiba nodded befor ehe turned backing up a step as he locked eyes with what could only be the famous Uchiha glare of death. He laughed nervously and pulled Naruto closer, an evil idea in his head, as he wiped fake crocodile tears from his eyes, "I CAN'T believe you got your first kiss before me!" Naruto looked confused at Kiba's outburst until he noticed Sasuke staring straight at the loud mouthed brunette, "Kiba." He said warningly but once Kiba got on his alleged soap box, there was no stopping him.
It was at this moment Kiba glared straight into the onyx eyes of the Uchiha. "I thought we agreed Bro's Before Hoes!" Naruto gaped and the brunette smiled smugly at the noticeable eye twitch in the Uchiha's otherwise perfect poker face. Naruto stood there, frozen in shock as his best friend was suddenly pulled away from him by the back of his shirt collar.
"Again with that vulgarity, do they not teach mutts manners?" And just like that Kiba was pulled out of the room by none other than Neji Hyuuga.
"What the he- " Naruto didn't have time to finish his sentence before he too was dragged out of the classroom by a seemingly pissed off Uchiha. Shit. 'Totally not what I wanted to happen this morning, Kiba ruined my plan to surprise Sasuke and beat the shit out of him. Now he's just pissed.' He sighed, remembering the last time he pissed the raven off. Naruto at least stood a chance in case of a surprise attack, but fighting wise Sasuke was still stronger and more skilled. He frowned; maybe he should take lessons or something so he could defend himself better.
Naruto allowed himself to be led outside knowing full well there first hour teacher would be late, but there was always the chance Asuma-sensei would substitute and he didn't want to be late for roll call. He yanked his arm away from the Uchiha, "If you want to kick my ass, then I ask that you do it later because I don't feel like skipping class because of you, again." Sasuke shrugged before stepping closer and doing something completely unexpected and pinning the blonde's arms to the wall.
"Oh shit, not again." Naruto aimed to kick the annoying bastard in the stomach before he actually stepped in between his legs, rendering that thought impossible.
"What's your relationship with the mutt?" Sasuke asked in his usual bored tone as if he weren't pinning Naruto to the wall in a very sexual way.
"It's none of your business! And I highly suggest you let me go before I resort to biting your pretty face off." Sasuke smirked, but let go none the less, "So you think I'm pretty?" Naruto rolled his eyes and tried to calm the heart that seemed as if it were about to explode. That very situation had only been the product of his dreams several years ago and it didn't help that it still had the same effect as it did from several years ago. He covered his lower half of the face with a fist to hide the quickly forming scarlet blush, even the legendary Uzumaki Naruto can get embarrassed.
"Stupid smug bastard," he grumbled. The raven casually put his hands in his pockets and stepped away as if he hadn't even touched the blond boy. Naruto glared at him, "Hey, let me hit you one time." Naruto raised a finger to emphasize. "I'll forget everything you ever did and I'll stay out of your way for the rest of my life, if I can hit you once."
Sasuke frowned, "Why would I want that?" Naruto shrugged, "Because don't you hate me? Isn't that why you do all this stuff?" He scratched his cheek, "I know I forgot everything and that made you hate me and everything, but I still do want to be your friend even after all that stuff. Just let me hit you once and we can start over," Naruto got into stance, tightened his left hand into a fist, and swung at the raven's picture perfect face. Sasuke easily dodged and caught Naruto's wrist, quickly sidestepping and locking the arm behind his back.
Sasuke chuckled, "You wish, dobe. You'd never even be able to put a scratch on my forehead." Naruto groaned, "I don't want to hear it you bastard!" Sasuke released his hold and smiled, "You're not hurt are you?" Naruto's eye twitched and he angrily crossed his arms and turned his face away, "You know what? I don't even care anymore, believe it!" He turned to Sasuke, seemingly serious for once before giving a sad smile, "I'll just stay out of your way." Sasuke's eyes widened and his mouth opened to say something but the words caught in his throat. The blonds face changed almost instantly, not noticing the raven's inner turmoil whatsoever, "Shit, Kiba!" And just like that he was hauling ass back to the school, leaving Sasuke behind. Sasuke ran a hand through his spiky hair before kicking the wall, "Shit, what is wrong with me?"