How do you solve a problem like Maria (Wally)The Sound of Music
Singing are in Italics. And I own nothing.
"What a jerk!" Shayera turns around and sees Gypsy with gum sticking on her hair.
"Who is a jerk?"
"Wally! That's who!" Gypsy said frustrated.
"I'll say, that little pervert look under my skirt!" Kara came by bright red in the face. Just then Ice came in to join the group.
"He was flirting around with me. In front of Vigilante! I hope he doesn't think I'm cheating on him."
"He goofed off in one too many meetings. I've about had it with him." Diana came strolling around to join Shayera along with the other females.
"He runs around and acts like a clown, he's got on my nerves." Gypsy stated.
"He runs around like an idiot and whizzes down the stairs." Ice added.
"And underneath his bed, he has fungus everywhere!" Kara mentioned.
"I've even saw him in the ladies bathroom." Gypsy sang.
"He's always jokes around in meetings." Diana sang.
"But his penitence is real." Shayera sang.
"He always jokes about everything!" Diana sang.
"Except for his evening meals." Shayera laughed.
"I really hate to say it, but I very firmly stand." Diana sang.
"Wally isn't decent for a leader." They chorused except for Shayera.
"But I like to say a word for his behalf." Gypsy sang. "Wally makes me, Laugh!"
"How do you solve a problem like Wally?
How do catch a speedster and pin him down?" Shayera sang.
"How do find a word that means Wally?" Kara sang.
"A flibbertigibbet," Gypsy sang.
"A will-o'-the-wisp," Ice sang.
"A clown." Diana crossed her arms.
"Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand." Shayera sang.
"But how do you make him stay,
And listen to all you say?" Diana sang.
"How do you keep a wave upon the sand?" Shayera sang.
"Oh, how do solve a problem like Wally?" Kara sang.
"How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?" Shayera sang.
"When I'm with him I'm confused,
out of focus and bemused,
and I never know exactly where I am..." Gypsy sang.
"Unpredictable as weather." Ice sang.
"He's as flighty as a feather." Kara sang.
"He's a joker," Ice sang.
"He's a demon." Diana sang.
"He's a lamb." Kara sang.
"He'd out pester any pest; drive a hornet from it's nest," Gypsy sang.
"He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl," Ice sang.
"He is gentle; He is wild," Kara sang.
"He's a riddle; He's a child," Ice sang.
"He's a headache!" Diana sang.
"He's a man." Shayera sang.
"How do you solve a problem like Wally
How do you catch a speedster and pin him down
How do you find the word that means Wally." They chorused.
"A flibbertigibbet," Gypsy sang.
"A will-o'-the-wisp," Kara and Ice sang.
"A clown." Diana stated.
"Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand." They chorus.
"But how do make him stay." Shayera sang.
"And listen to all you say." Diana sang.
"How do you keep a wave upon the sand?" Ice sang.
"Oh how do you solve a problem like Wally..." They chorused. Just then Wally comes speeding in and looks at them. He shrugs and decided it wasn't a good time for flirting, so he zooms off.
"How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?" They finished.
I hoped you like it. Once again I changed some of the words around to fit the characters. I hope there are some Sound of Music fans out there. If you ever have some ideas please tell me and I'll see what I can do. As always, review.