Sorsa: What are we doing here?
Taint: Trying to do an author funny.
Sorsa: Hey people if you want funny look down further!
Taint: And there goes the wall…
Chapter 4
Stupid moments
Well it was decided. Luka would never suggest another karaoke night any time soon. It had started calmly and innocently enough. But upon Haku and Meiko getting drunk Luka had taken it upon herself to remove the younger one from the room. Miku got to stay though. Four hours in Luka was regretting the idea.
"Hey is this the right place?" A blond rabbit asks as she enters into the room. Her eyes fall upon Luka. "Uh Luka?"
"Don't tell me it's you Lily?" Luka replies.
"Maybe."
Luka calmly takes out a bottle of Ichor Tears. She pours two glasses.
"Let's celebrate this occasion by being drunk beyond all limits!" Luka says as she downs the glass. She promptly tilts over and falls out of the chair unconscious.
"That is some strong stuff. Don't mind if I do!" Lily says as she downs her glass. She ends up face down on the floor. With everyone passed out Miku sheepishly pours herself a glass.
"The adults aren't having all the fun." Miku says as she drinks the glass. She only gets about a fifth of the glass down before passing out.
The next morning all five girls wake up to find a very soft creature in their face.
"Eevee?"
Needless to say both Miku and Luka's screams instantly bring themselves to their senses as the run out of the room. The other girls just blink trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
"Oh hi there…" Meiko slurs upon seeing Lily. Meiko quickly passes out again.
END
Sorsa: Uhm…
Taint: That's not funny. It's sad…
Sorsa: More like a drunk wrote it.
Taint: The author can't drink.