Hyoton: Hey there high there ho there readers of fiction I know I said I'd update this and I am a man of my word…albeit I was slow to the update but you know sense the books are all online but I feel that since I can just go with what I read I can take my time.

Summary: What if Kushina was alive, what if she was the goddess of Chaos? Follow Naruto as he goes through powers, adventure, and a bit of romance. Huge cross-over with Greek Mythology. Expect a Harem

Note: God-like Naruto (from his time during the fourth shinobi war and him being the son of Chaos and the first Juubi)/ Multi-bloodline Naruto/ Juubi Naruto/ Smart/ Semi-sadistic/calculating/sarcastic Naruto/ EMR (Eternal Mangekyō Rinnegan)(Byakugan/EMS/Rinnegan)/Reiatsu using Naruto

Harem: Clarisse/Thalia/Artemis/Hestia/Kushina/Hinata/Tsunade/Anko/Shizune

Bashing: Konoha in general save for Tsunade/Shizune/Hinata/Anko/Ichiraku family

Has elements from Bleach/Hellsing/Naruto

On with the show and do know that I do not own Naruto/Percy Jackson or any of the anime above

I slayed my teacher

It's been a few months since Naruto and the gang arrived to the new world and adapting to the change in environment and learned that learning a new language was rather easy with the knowledge of them all being dyslexic after a few words reading a few words they already knew seeming to appear to be written backwards .

Although not all things were bad, in fact they were quite peaceful with the fact that they didn't have to deal with power hungry and condescending villagers twenty-four seven or constantly do suicide missions. They also met a new the target they were looking for who's name was Perceus Jackson although her prefer the nickname Percy and they get along together just nicely.

They were a perfect group since they were all impulsive and all save for Hinata and Shizune were against being in school for various reasons. For Percy's reason he would say weird events would happen to him and would result in not a lot of people liking him. For Naruto and the others it was because they had to learn everything again and it was just as torturous as the academy in their old world or they just didn't give a rat's ass and had clones go for them.

After they had met percy they then met a young man named Grover Underwood who to Naruto and the others had a unique scent similar to a goat telling them he wasn't by any means normal. He was crippled if what the crutches were any indication of and was a bit of an earth lover if they were honest since he hardly ever ate meat and with his hippy attire. All in all Grover was a nice guy to hang out with especially sense he tried to look out for himself and Percy despite his weakness.

But now the group of seven was on a bus with the other Yancy kids to the Metropolitan Museum of Art for a field trip. They were going for a lesson on Greek Mythology not that Naruto and the others needed it since before they applied to Yancy they studied everything involving Greek history and mythology.

"I'm going to kill her" Percy said under his breath wearing a pair of black converse and blue jeans with a orangish shirt that Naruto admitted was a badass shirt as it was one of his favorite colors. Grover sitting next to him wore a yellow shirt and a pair of oversized jeans hiding his sneakers while Naruto and the others wore the same clothes they got when they first arrived.

They were getting annoyed at the moment because Nancy bobofit was busy throwing wads of her sloppily made peanut butter and jelly sandwich at Grover who was pretending nothing was happening for they're sake because if percy does something he'd be expelled same would apply should he do something stupid. He was on probation for the crazy things that happen around him.

Naruto and the others on the other hand were capable of doing things without getting caught like they're candy, soda and test answer store they run in the school which makes them quite a bit of scratch.

"It's alright Percy I like peanut butter" Grover said with the others sighing as the scruffy boy dodged another piece of her lunch

Naruto sighed as he fiddled with a paper shuriken that he sharpened with a bit of his wind chakra making it just dangerous enough to hurt but looks like all it would do is give a person a wicked paper cut

Looking at percy about to get up before Grover pulled him down before the angered boy saw his friend fiddling with the shuriken

"Stay down percy your already on probation if you do something else you'll get suspended" Grover said before he saw Naruto look at them

"That is only if I'm the one who does something" he said slyly as Grover was about to warn Naruto until Bobofit threw another piece his paper projectile flew striking the offending scrap of lunch until it hit the window near her getting stuck through the glass slightly

"bo would you be so kind as to stop" Naruto said with an annoyed expression making her wary unaware of the four staring at her from the seat behind her

"Why the hell do you care Uzumaki! I don't even understand why you and the others hangout with these two losers" she said before she felt a tapping on her shoulder making her turn

"The reason we hang out with them is because they're cool guys and better people than you. Now please stop or the next shuriken will be in you and not the window" Anko said with a grin as she pointed to her window as the bully paled seeing the paper stick outside before nodding

"See I told you she was smart Tsunade you owe me twenty bucks!" Anko said getting a glare in return before she fished in her pocket grabbing her wallet and gave her a twenty as they all laughed

00 Inside the Museum in the Greece exhibit 00

led the Museum tour. He lead the group in a motorized wheelchair as they made it through the big galley, past marble statues and glass cases filled with old black and orange pottery. Naruto himself couldn't help but chuckle seeing as the pottery and his old orange and black jumpsuit had the same color scheme.

As they walked through Naruto and the others couldn't help but chuckle seeing Percy being blown away by the fact everything looked to be practically new or were found in a good condition

Anko not one to pass up a tease said "um your mouths open pretty boy might want to close it before you inhale some dust"

Shaking his head he said "sorry but I can't believe how old some of this stuff is"

Tsunade said walking past a pot that had a dog with three heads "Well when there are fanatics looking for stuff like this they're bound to get it back in a good condition"

Percy looking at the others said "Yeah and aren't you all some of those fanatics? I mean Grover and I rarely find you without a book on Greek Mythology"

They shrugged as Shizune said "There are some pretty interesting things in the book"

As they stopped a little ways away from where Mr. Brunner is she finished "Well besides Mr. Brunner wants us all to know something Percy"

The boy just rolled his eyes saying "Easy for you guys to say this interests you all. I mean you all excel in practically everything the school has while I'm mediocre"

"Heh touché my water loving friend" Naruto said taking a jab at the fact Percy has a love for water and seemed to practically be able to breathe underwater at the school pool. Percy tries his best in school but with his dyslexia and ADHD he had a hard time concentrating in school so he did a mediocre job because the subjects didn't interest him…he got such decent grades mainly because he got help from his friends

As they turned their attention to the teacher they all went quiet as he talked about the ancient gods and things of carious natures like what they represented. As he continued he had them gather around a thirteen foot tall column with a large sphinx at the top as he told them it was a grave marker a Stele for a girl that was around they're age.

As Naruto turned his attention to Percy while continuing to listen Naruto couldn't be more proud to see he was actually paying attention despite the idiots around them making it hard to hear what he was saying.

Naruto and Percy both tried getting them to shut up but for an obscure reason the substitute teacher Mrs. Dodds for their math class gave them the evil eye as if she was out to get them. It bothered Naruto and the others even more as they felt a negative vibe from her, even her chakra had a foul feeling to it.

They felt Grover knew something about this as well knowing that Mrs. Dodds was a person they would need to be careful of especially when she first showed up Percy told them he thought she wasn't human. Grover had a look that instantly told those who could read people that he already knew.

As Mr. Brunner continued to talk about the funeral art Nancy blabbed about a naked man on the Stele. When she did that Percy practically snapped at her to shut up

Mr. Brunner said "Mr. Jackson did you have a comment you wish to share with us?"

"Um…no sir" Percy said embarrassed for his outburst making him and the others shake their heads granted Naruto was about to say the same to the redhead but his friend beat him to the punch

Nodding Brunner brought the kids attention to the stele pointing to the picture asking "Tell me Percy do you know what this means?"

Looking the boy said "That's Kronos eating his kids…Right?"

He nodded not satisfied with the answer saying "yes that's right and can you tell me why this is?"

Seeing his friend struggle Naruto spoke up saying "Kronos ate his kids because he was given a prophecy that his children were going to overthrow him like he did"

The boy's struggling friend sighed in relief as Naruto continued "Kronos was the titan lord at the time and got so paranoid thinking that if he let them live they would take the throne like he had done and so one day he chose to eat them causing the prophecy to be set in motion because his wife Rhea chose to hid Zeus and as his proxy gave Kronos a rock to eat…talk about a rock head am I right?"

The joke got a bit of a laugh from everyone even Brunner as Naruto said "Anyways some years later as Zeus matured and grew stronger he tricked Kronos into regurgitating his kids thanks to a poison he got from Gaia I.E. mother earth setting them free and brought about the war between the titans and the gods with the gods coming out the winner as they sliced Kronos into pieces with his own scythe and tossed him somewhere in the underworld right?"

"Eeeww!" many of the girls chorused making Naruto and the others groan under their breath at the regurgitating comment

Behind the two Nancy said to her friend quietly "Like we're ever going to use this in life like on a job application 'please explain why Kronos ate his kids'"

Hearing her clearly Brunner said "And why Mr. Uzumaki, Mr. Jackson to paraphrase Mrs. Bobofits excellent question would this matter in real life?"

"hehe busted" Anko and Grover said chuckling getting a hiss from the red head

"I don't know sir" Percy said getting a sigh from the teacher as he turned to one of his few bright students

"Well a typical answer would be if we would go to Greece it would hold relevance" Naruto said getting a disappointed look from the teacher

Before Brunner could dismiss him Naruto finished "but if I had to say anything I guess history tends to repeat itself in interesting ways. There has never been any knowledge that the gods or even the titans have ever died for all we know they could still be around and if that's the case it's important to know what we could do in such a situation like many of the heroes did fighting the monsters from the stories…should they still be around of course"

Naruto could feel from the expression Grover and Mr. Brunner had that he said something that alerted they're attention before they relaxed as Brunner said "well very good full credit to you both. Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a concoction which in many stories he got it from Gaia as you said Naruto or he made it himself as a mixture of Mustard and Wine which made him his other five children who being immortal gods allowed them to grow up inside him undigested in the titan's stomach"

Seeing the look on the kid's faces he continued "And as you said Naruto once that was done he was indeed sliced into pieces with his scythe and scattered in the darkest part of the underworld, Tartarus…but on a side note it's time for lunch Mrs. Dodds could you lead us back?"

Hearing Mr. Brunner call for Naruto and Percy they told the others to keep going and save them a place with them as the chair bound teacher tell them the importance to his question and the connection it has to real life as he said "What you all learn from me is vitally important and I expect you to treat it as such and I will only expect the best from you two and your friends as well"

That made the two mad well Percy was mad Naruto understood because he sensed a similar energy come from him as it did grover and Mrs. Dodds except the vibe he got from him was a friendly kind

As they walked Percy mumbled something about trying harder while Naruto nodded as they left to join they're friends. Naruto was the only one to notice that Mr. Brunner give the Stele a long sad look it was odd but Naruto thought maybe he knew her a long time ago…stranger things have happened as far as Naruto was concerned

00 outside 00

The class gathered on the front steps of the museum where they could get a view of the foot traffic along Fifth Avenue. The boys noticed the storm clouds were brewing as Percy asked "Dude what do you think is going on with the weather and all?"

Naruto just gave him a dull look before saying "Percy I am by no means a meteorologist or a weather balloon for that matter so I wouldn't know. But they have been like this for a while you see it all over the news. But the crazy thing is nobody seems to notice but you, me, Grover and the girls"

"So foxy you two get detention?" Anko asked getting a negative from the two as they joined them at the water fountain a ways away from the others

"Nah not from Brunner I just wish he'd get off my back I mean I'm not a genius" Percy said getting a snort from Anko whom he shot a glare at her who giggled in return

Naruto shrugged saying "Maybe he knows something about us. Hey maybe we're related to the Greek gods someway that would be crazy if you think about it"

Naruto and the others didn't laugh at his joke knowing it was true but allowed Percy to laugh getting out of his funk while Grover gave a nervous chuckle

As they quieted down after Grover asked Percy for his apple after pulling him from this thoughts as Naruto said "Thinking about your mom dude?"

He nodded with a sigh saying "Yeah we're pretty close to her place…I just hope she's doing okay I mean she has been living with Gabe for a while"

They understood why he was saying this because Gabe was the epitome of sleaze and an abusive bastard at that when Anko said "Oh come on Perc I'm sure your old lady is fine. Anyone has to be if she has been with that piece of dirt for as long as she has although why she stays with him is the eternal question I mean your mom is and I'm not trying to sound weird but your mom is hot like way hotter than anyone Gabe could land without there being some reason behind it"

Percy nodded slightly disturbed by the fact that his friend thought his mom was attractive unwrapping his sandwich while Naruto took a bite of his when Nancy Bobofit and her friends came over dumping her lunch all over Grover making Naruto and the others shoot a wicked glare at her

"Oops" she said with a drawl while smirking at Percy daring him to do something feeling sure of herself since Naruto didn't have anything to use on her adding to her confidence. Naruto and the others could feel Percy was pissed as his chakra surged while trying to keep his temper down failing miserably

When something weird happened to everyone's shock the water from the fountain rose up and pushed her on her butt which Naruto and the others saw

Nancy on the other hand didn't see that as she said "Percy and Naruto pushed me!"

Coming up to them with a hard glare around them the students whispered amongst each other seeing what happened or what they believed to have happened

After Mrs. Dodds made sure Nancy was fine which she was besides the wet clothes she turned to the two boys with her usual 'Now honey' comment before percy beat her to the punch saying they'd clean workbooks for the month

Smacking his forehead Naruto thought 'Now we're going to have worse to deal with' which it did when she told them to follow her

"Wait they didn't push her I did!" Grover said making them all turn to the paraplegic boy not expecting him to take the fall which Naruto and the others thought were rather noble

Mrs. Dodds shook her head as she said "I don't think so Mr. Underwood"

He was about to say something until she shot him a glare making him sit back down leading them away while Naruto and Percy shot Nancy a glare as Naruto slowly slid out a paper shuriken from his pocket making her pale making him grin

When the two boys turned to Mrs. Dodds they were slightly off guard as they saw her stand at the top of the stairs of the museum in such a short amount of time putting them off guard as she did the come here motion

00 inside the museum 00

Walking through the museum the two boys couldn't help but think that they were going to be forced to buy a shirt for Nancy out of their collective pockets at the cheap gift shop but as they walked through past the store that thought was dashed.

Leaning in close Naruto said quietly "Something doesn't feel right how far deep in the library does she need to take us?"

Looking to his friend he shrugged wondering the same thing as they made it into the Greek and Roman gallery finding the exhibit empty save for some statues and cases covered in plastic tarps

Hearing a growl come from her throat as she stared at a marble picture of the Greek gods before she said suddenly "You boys have been making trouble for us"

Confused and slightly on edge as Percy thought about the candy he would sell while Naruto thought about the underground multipurpose store he and the others ran for a profit "Well?"

Naruto shrugged as he said "I honestly haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about"

Agreeing as fast as possible as the crone cut Percy off from what he was going to say hissing ominously "Your time is up!"

Naruto didn't know if this was some fevered dream from the out of date ramen he had stashed or what but he and Percy couldn't get something out of their minds as Mrs. Dodds eyes turned glowed like barbeque coals as her fingers stretched into talons while her jacket melted into a pair of large leathery wings with a pair of yellow fangs making Naruto know she was by no means human now or if she ever were.

"You seeing this too?" Naruto asked rhetorically getting a paralyzed nod as Percy was frozen in fear

"Good I was afraid I was slowly going insane" Naruto said as Mr. Brunner came in from the entrance of the museum reading a book with pen in hand

"What ho Percy!" he yelled making the boy catch the pen while Naruto pushed him out of the way before rolling under a clawed strike unsealing his sword as he quickly turned to Percy staring at his pen that changed into a golden sword

"Percy watch out!" Naruto yelled appearing in front of him with a black flash blocking the strike that was bound to cut Percy's head from his shoulders which shook the boy up quite a bit since he's never fought like this before or ever.

Acting on impulse when the creature formerly known as Mrs. Dodds came at them Percy and Naruto thrust they're swords at her torso causing her to burst in a shower of yellow powder as if she vaporized from where she was with nothing but sulfur and a horrifying screech that ran a chill up they're spine

Acting quick Naruto sealed his sword again while percy was in a daze leaving them in the empty gallery as Percy looked to the gold ballpoint pen in his possession

Looking at his friend who pretended to have a confused expression said "dude you alright?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow saying "No I'm bored we've been walking in here for a few minutes come on I want to get back to my lunch before Grover eats it all"

"d-Dude you…you didn't see that?!" Percy said following Naruto out of the museum getting a negative

"I don't know what you're talking about man I think it's just those late night snack attacks getting to you. I guess I'm going to have to keep an eye on you huh?" Naruto said with a grin as Percy noticed Mr. Brunner who threw said pen is nowhere to be seen

00 outside the museum 00

Back outside the museum the rain had started to fall as they saw Grover use a musuem map as a umbrella while the others carried an umbrella while Nancy was still wet from before

She looked at them and smirked saying "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your butts!"

"Who's Mrs. Kerr I mean I know you aren't the brightest but our substitute math teacher was Mrs. Dodds" Percy said cluelessly while Nancy walked off they asked the same question to Grover and the others who Naruto motioned for them to lie

"Not funny guys this is serious what happened to Mrs. Dodds you know the old crone who'd say 'now honey' when we or anyone got in trouble?" he said with the only reply being the booming thunder overhead

Naruto shook his head leading Percy to Mr. Brunner who was under a red umbrella reading his book as if he never moved as he looked up distracted he said seeing the pen in Percy's hand "Ah my pen thank you for returning this Percy but next time do remember to bring your own writing utensils in the future"

Giving him the pen he said "Sir what happened to Mrs. Dodds?"

He looked at the boy then to Naruto with curiosity as he said "I'm sorry who?"

"He believes before Mrs. Kerr we had another sub on this trip named Mrs. Dodds I think he's just exhausted to be honest" Naruto said getting a disbelieving look from Percy

Brunner sighed saying with a hand on the boy's shoulder "Percy I think your friend is correct there is no Mrs. Dodds on this trip and I believe there never has been…maybe you should sleep earlier tonight and get some rest"

He nodded before the two walked back down the stairs with concern as Naruto heard Percy say confused as they all made their way to the bus "What the hell just happened?"

Hyoton: Well I think that ended well I'll be posting a poll for a few things one being should Naruto teach all the campers the use of chakra or just his friends and mates? Should I set Annabeth up with Naruto along with Shizune and have Percy with someone else?

I'm also looking for a link to the actual books online because I consider it a pain to look at other people's stories to know what happened I mean I had the books but I remembered I donated them to a library to sell…Kinda regret it now that I think about it but what can you do?

Anyways let me know what you think in the comment section and I'll take your comments into consideration and do know any flames or unnecessary comments will be ignored and blocked.