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Goku kissed Gojyo hard, smashing their lips together as much as he could, squeezing his eyes as closed as they would go. The shock made Gojyo open his eyes, dumbfounded, just sitting on Goku's lap, getting a kiss that would bruise later, smashing their teeth against their lips.
After about two minutes, Gojyo's senses came back and he realized what Goku was doing, and the fact that neither of them were breathing.
"Go-ku-fnngh-" Gojyo tried to talk, but Goku was pushing too hard, his face turning reds of all hues. Gojyo grabbed Goku's shoulders and, with a huge amount of force, pushed him away. They both fell to the ground, panting, sucking in air, breathing, just lying there.
"Goku…*huff*...what the hell Goku…*huff*...WHAT THE HELL…*huff*...WERE YOU THINKING?!" Gojyo demanded when he got his breath back. "Tell me! What did you….think you were doing?! What….did I do to tell you that would be OK?! What the fuck…*huff*...was going through your head while you…*huff*...did that, HUH? What shit were you….thinking?! Not only did you just kiss me, WITHOUT…*huff*...MY PERMISSION, you almost killed us by suffocation!" Gojyo finished, sitting upright and glaring daggers, swords, and shuriken at Goku, who was still lying there, tomato red and limp.
"It's…..a…...promise…..*huff* *huff* *huff*" Goku hadn't heard anything that Gojyo had just said, and was even worse off than Gojyo, eyes half closed like he was going to pass out, drooling a bit with his mouth open, not even able to move his arms, barely twitching his legs.
"Yo, monkey boy, what do you mean?" Gojyo had calmed down by now. Not only was Goku almost unconscious, he himself was lacking oxygen and was still gulping down air like water after going a week in the desert without. It's not like it was my first kiss, Gojyo thought. I'm not some wimpy virgin, it was just a kiss, though painful and weird. I'll cut the psycho a little slack. "So, Goku? What do you mean?" Goku didn't answer.
"Goku?" Gojyo got up and brushed himself off, then stepped forward a bit to where Goku was laying. "Gooookuuuu. Yo, monkey! Goku! GOOOOOKUUUUU!" Gojyo kept calling his name until he opened his eyes.
"Gojyo….?"
"Yeah."
"What?"
"What did you mean by 'It's a promise'?"
"You won't tell anyone I cried, right?"
"I won't."
"It's a promise!" Goku gave a big goofy grin, eyes still half closed, drool still coming out.
"You didn't have to KISS ME, though. You know that, right?"
"But the girl you hung out with in the last town sad it was a promise when you kiss somebody, so I kissed you." Goku looked confused. "It made sense because people kiss when they get married…." Goku trailed off, looking at Gojyo, who didn't say anything throughout his explanation.
"Goku."
"Yeah….?"
"Don't listen to the girls I hang out with anymore."
"What? Why?"
"Kissing someone isn't for keeping ANY promise. It's only a specific promise, unless you're doing it for fun." Gojyo explained slowly.
"Oh. What promise is that? To keep the others' secrets?" Goku's eyes got big. He was glad he hadn't kissed the Boss guy, then.
"No. It's a promise that means you will stay together for the rest of your life, and afterwards, too, and only have sex or kiss that one person."
"Huh?" Goku looked stunned.
"Yep." Gojyo was keeping a straight face. This might go somewhere good, if this little idiot is dumb enough to actually believe me. He won't though. Not even Goku is THAT naive, to believe me. afterwards he'll say, 'yeah right, Gojyo! hahaha' and it'll be a little joke I played on the monkey. Besides, what will I do if he believes me? Oh, well. Not like he's going to bel--
"Oh." Goku BELIEVED GOJYO. "WAIT, WHAT?! I DON'T WANNA BE WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! What am I going to do? Gojyo, can't I take it back, please please please please?!" Goku was officially FREAKING OUT. Meanwhile, Gojyo was having a little too much fun. Wow, holy fuck! I can't believe it! This is better than I expected! I don't think I can keep a straight face! Holy shit!
"W-w-w-ell, it's not something you can take back, Goku." Gojyo said, struggling to keep his voice steady.
"It's disgusting! It's gross! I don't wanna hafta only have sex with YOU!" Goku was REALLY UPSET! I don't wanna, what am I gonna do?! I can't tell Sanzo or Hakkai! What am I gonna dooooooooooooooo? If I had kissed that Boss guy, would this have happened then, too?
"Goku-"
"NOOOOOOO TAKE IT BACK YOU PERVY WATER SPRITE!"
"MONKEY FOR BRAINS! YOU BAKA!"
"I DON'T WANNA DON'T WANNA DON'T WANNA DON'T WANNA!"
"GOKU YOU IDIOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"NOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"GOKU, SANZO AND HAKKAI ARE COMING!"
"WHAT?!"
"YEAH, SO SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"..."
"That's more like it. I suggest we keep this a secret for now, and talk later, if and when we can be alone." Gojyo was REALLY enjoying this!
"...k…." Goku was NOT.
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